Lovequest Christmas '04 Video (afterthoughts)

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Between this, the relationship vows, and the apology letters I think we can officially call the Catherine saga a success.

Aside from that, this video shows a side of Chris I wish he'd show the world more often. With the exception of the bit about Wes Iseli, he seems less like a creepy weirdo and more like a sweet, if kind of immature, dope. I think Chris should watch this video himself instead of giving it to women he desperately wants to be his girlfriend. The Chris in this video might be less entertaining than the Chris we see regularly, but he's also a lot more like someone other people might be willing to spend time with.
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
I'm curious. I had the impression the Chris was very depressed about his current life and that he wanted to go back to a happier time such as when he was in high school.

What would you say he is happy about in his current situation?
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I think "happy" is a relative term. Chris lives in a net of self-delusion. Recall the Future Message - Chris felt back then that he was a wise and successful human being capable of guiding future generations, when in reality he was, to put it bluntly, a complete loser whose life was already a mess of bad decisions. He's always convinced himself that happiness and success is just there, if only he had a sweetheart/could defeat the trolls/could get back in contact with his gal pals/could lop his dick off. He's been depressed for a very long time, but he's only recently acknowledged that - though no doubt he believes that if Catie were to get back together with him, that depression would evaporate.

EDIT: Forgot to make my point. He probably does consider himself happier now that he's a lesbian transgender tomgirl with a soul vagina, but in real terms I don't think he is.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
EDIT: Forgot to make my point. He probably does consider himself happier now that he's a lesbian transgender tomgirl with a soul vagina, but in real terms I don't think he is.
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It gives him something in his life. He can participate in LGBT events. He can post about his sexuality and gender issues. He can read about gender and sexuality issues. He can think of and work on various ways to become more feminine or strap in his masculinity.

The rest of his life is video games in a hoard, with the occassional failed attempt to attract a mate. I am willing to believe that the tomgirl thing makes him happier, just because it gives him things to do, people to interact with, and a more meaningful cause to participate in..
 
I think we may all be ignoring something here. This is pre-trolling Chris too. Sure Chris probably would not have been a model citizen anyway even if the Internet never discovered him.

However, I think its safe to say that almost 8 years of constant trolling has made some of his already evident problems in this video significantly worse. If nothing else, the problem is that he can now try blame all his problems/faults on trolling (and he might not be wrong some of the time at least).
 
So the full 13 minute video is still under wraps? Damn. This is like finding an unlocked treasure chest only to realise there's a smaller, locked chest inside it.
Still, a nice little blast from the past. I wonder what else there is on there.
 
Gensdupays said:
What a decade it has been for Chris. One can only wonder if he had an epiphany in 2004 if it was soon enough.
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I'm getting a "Christmas Carol" idea of the three spirits: Ivy as the Ghost of Christmas Past, Marvin in his Pickle Suit as the Ghost of Christmas Present, and Blue Spike as the Ghost of Christmas Yet-To-Come.

THAT'S MY STORY AND I'M STICKING TO IT.
 
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I Want Cake said:
I'm getting a "Christmas Carol" idea of the three spirits: Ivy as the Ghost of Christmas Past, Marvin in his Pickle Suit as the Ghost of Christmas Present, and Blue Spike as the Ghost of Christmas Yet-To-Come.

THAT'S MY STORY AND I'M STICKING TO IT.
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I had a similar idea - I was going to have Waterhead as Cratchit, Bob as Marley (wait, Bob Marley, only just realised that), Sonichu as Christmas Past, Robee as Christmas Present and Blue-Armed Sonic as Christmas Future. It was going to end with Chris learning nothing at all and the ghosts heading off to get drunk with Ivy and Ryan Cash. "And God help us, everyone!"
 
DynamiteNinja said:
I'll take this not creepy Chris over current Chris. (minus the homophobia of course)
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I think someone around here pissed a genie off. "I wish Chris wasn't such a homophobe." "Oh, I'll cure Chris' homophobia for you... I'll cure it good... LESBOSIA MAXIMA!"
 
I just want to see the rest of the Directors Cut DVD, the video seems like standard Chris fare

Any news yet on who Catherine even is right now? Other than a le epix troll ofc.
 
it's so weird how this is the chris i thought was such a creep back in 2008. he can't hold a candle to 2014's homochris
 
All of this love and emotion for a girl who locked him in a crawlspace and tried to poison him as a child.

That's why I miss this Chris.
 
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