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Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)
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I grew up with black people.
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Null just HAD to fail his destined test
The famous horny teenager from the popular movie
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well that was worse than expected, shockingly
Little People Big World
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@Null = Jewdas
Jewsh confirmed.
I RATHER BE A SEXUAL PREDATOR THAN SEXUAL PREY
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I guess so. The holy spirit fucked Barb to create Chris.
The internet lumberjack himself was the holy ghost
time to add the reincarnation of jesus christ to the list of things that chris calls himself now
Plastic Boots and Pepperoni
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Holy shit. Just when you think he can't get anymore insane
anthropomorphic racing
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It's amazing how his handwriting looks like that of a 6 year old.
Ontologically abstract.
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As expected, CWC retributed the help Glorious Feeder gave him with blind hate.
Playful Imp
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I love a good heartwarming love letter. Sounds like prison is bad for retards, who coulda thunk it.
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What did Chris mean when he was ranting off about adultery and Barbera's regrets? Is he trying to say that she cucked Bob? And this relates to him needing to sexually heal his mother? This place needs a dedicated tard translator
You say tomato, I say potato.
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I legitimately wonder how many people have been writing him in jail.
Born to Sneed, Forced to Chuck
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We need to pool together some money to buy Null 30 silver coins rounds.
I am shattered to pieces!
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I'm trying to remember when Jesus raped Mary and Judas severed from him.
Must've been in the apocrypha.
Insert joke about 30 silver sonichu coins here
Kiwi Farm's Next Top Model
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I killed byuu lol
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Wouldn't it be funny if Chris was the antichrist?
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I shouldn't be surprised that he thinks of himself as the only "real" person in the universe, that's the kinda vibe I got from parts of this.
Also,
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First 9/11 and now fucking Barb.
What did Chris mean when he was ranting off about adultery and Barbera's regrets? Is he trying to say that she cucked Bob? And this relates to him needing to sexually heal his mother? This place needs a dedicated tard translator
He might mean Bob committed adultery when he left his wife for Barb.
Merry christmas. Eat the chip.
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Okay retard lol. Cope harder tranny
Everything is jew in this world (TDS 1994)
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The image of himself on the cross that he has painted in his mind is horrific and hilarious.
oh Chris, goddess speed retard.
Prison seems to be doing wonders for Chris, wish I could've seen Heilberg's face after reading this.
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