Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Thumb Butler]

Did he just confess in the letter to fucking Barb?

I guess so. The holy spirit fucked Barb to create Chris.

 

[3MMA]

The tale as old as time, crazy man thinks he is jesus reincarnate.

 

[Screw Danlon]

Did this fat retard just compare the consequences of fucking his mother to the trials and tribulations of The Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?

Do you not remember that section in Luke where Jesus fucks his braindead mom and then steals $600 knowing that one of his friends will pay him back?

…I can’t even believe I wrote that.

 

[ñññ]

Chris is either full crazy or he's faking it for less serious charges. Either way, what a shit show.

 

[purpleflurp]

I felt my soul quivering in its soul sack after I read that

 

[Sithis]

Hey Null don't forget to send Bella her 30 pieces of silver. It's one thing to be a Judas, another to be a Jewdas

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

I have quite literally no words. I guess I knew he was guilty, but I never thought he'd (sort of) admit it. I got nothing else.

I forgot the part of the Bible where Jesus rapes the chosen ones' mothers every three nights.

 

[justanotherstatistic]

Well that's my Friday evening fucking ruined for having read that.

 

[RhoasJonas]

POV: Chris getting Null's letter.

 

[Chiri]

I shouldn't be surprised that he thinks of himself as the only "real" person in the universe, that's the kinda vibe I got from parts of this.

Also,

 

[JamusActimus]

Chris played too much Isaac

Maybe this card he drew represents him in his cell

 

[BlueRyder4]

His poor cell mates...

 

[Kup]

Oh I’m sure the court is gonna love this.

 

[Brett DeLawyer]

How can this situation possibly keep getting funnier? I can’t even laugh anymore. This has broken my funny bone, like Cartman seeing the ass faces. I don’t know how anything will ever be this funny ever again. Holy shit.

 

[Mediocre]

Is Chris getting worse?

 

[Minecraft Axolotl]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Comedy gold

Edit:
"We mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked. Consentful and Emotionally and Mentally Supportive and Healing, I did as I had done for and with a chosen few back in Israel over 2000 years ago in cleansing Them."
I just read this line and holy shit

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

so he's tranny jesus, got it

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Let us all lower our heads in prayer and ask that the Son of God, true and honest creator of the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, watch over us and protect us in these uncertain times.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Chris is either full crazy or he's faking it for less serious charges. Either way, what a shit show.

Both.

 

[KingofNothing]

Going for the insanity plea is probably a good idea. Good job CWC