Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Gutpuke]

Good to know he's still insane.

 

[WWE Champion]

Oh hi Chris, almost forgot about you

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

I also swear direct Truth with my left hand over my heart as I write this sentence.

Isn't it supposed to be your right hand over the heart to signify that youre being truthful?

 

[Stalphos Johnson]

I have finally received fresh paper and envelopes, and I feel it advised to inform you of the following, All of which, as you may or will, you have my consent to relay all of the contents of this letter to Joshua "NULL" Moon, as well as forward the physical document to David Heilberg, my attorney.

I really want to know what Chris's lawyer thinks of this

 

[Rungle]

tfw that Chris has an nicer handwriting than you...

Also josh, please take good care of those letters, like keep them in glass or some shit.
Its going to be a lot of money worth later when the mainstream media figures out all of christory and makes media of his life.

 

[Angry Shoes]

This is sad. It reads a lot like the ramblings Terry posted during his forum/Reddit days.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

Christine is greater than Jesus though. She is commodore CPU goddess blueheart of dimension 197.

 

[NigKid]

I guess this is our religion now?

 

[Dum Cum Shark]

what the fuck

 

[Sithis]

Oh thank God, I was getting tired of the only lolcow news coming from politicians. Now we just need Gunt to pose as Pontius Pilot.

Shall we go ahead and deliberate who shall be Barabbas?

 

[judge claude frollo]

This is all Hasbro's fault

 

[9/11 Airlines]

God damn it. I really wanted Fatrick to be featured. Oh well.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Did he just confess in the letter to fucking Barb?

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Is Chris getting better?
also "Barbie chan"? *shudder*

 

[EyelessMC]

Man, Null. You sure have some funny pen pals.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I was really wondering whether a couple weeks in the slammer would make reality set in or push him further unto delusion. Good to know it's the later.

 

[Doppelmonger]

Is this a written confession?

 

[sneedpest]

soo who is Muhammad then?

 

[The Last Stand]

Did this fat retard just compare the consequences of fucking his mother to the trials and tribulations of The Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?

He's preparing to convert or share about CPU Goddess to his cellmates.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Watch out Janke you're next.