Chris Livestream 4/16/2016 - Chris

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cankersore said:
I am female and made that clear in my application. Obviously I'm not optimistic about this job opportunity, because it's Chris we're talking about here (and clearly none of this was his idea, so I don't know what his "associate" has planned). Still, my application was professional and detailed, so I was surprised when I didn't get any response at all. I would absolutely take the job if offered, if only for the unique and bizarre experience. I don't really have anything to lose, and I can leave at any time. Who knows, it might even be fun.
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you probably wrote too much and Chris' eyes glazed over trying to read it.
All you have to say is you like pokemon and have a pussy.
 
So I sent an email to him about the job thing and he's replied. He wants a video resume instead of a CV. What does that entail exactly?
 

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CreepyGrowlWolfCaptcha said:
My sister's fifteen and there's no way I'm dragging my female friends into this. I'm also tranny so they wouldn't understand why I'd wanna make fun of this lump.

But other, actual girls should try emailing him.
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He certainly had to think one step ahead here.
 
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CreepyGrowlWolfCaptcha said:
My sister's fifteen and there's no way I'm dragging my female friends into this. I'm also tranny so they wouldn't understand why I'd wanna make fun of this lump.

But other, actual girls should try emailing him.
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He has facial recognition problems. Just wear a thick sweater with 2 grapefruits underneath, you'll be fine.

You can even paste your face on a picture of Chris and he'll probably buy it, except he'll reject it because it's fat.
 
Just get a video resume off YouTube like this one:


Then in editing cut out the name and specific job title the person's applying for.


And if you really want to fuck with him. You can splice in this video resume from guy who seems to be wearing a very familiar shirt.....

 
He stopped replying to my emails. I suppose asking what benefits there are was to stressful.

PolexiaAphrodisia said:
I'm so desperate to be employed that for half a second I considered it. Making Amiibos cannot be that difficult. Then I re-read the part about "employee sleepovers" and the part where you can be hired as Christian's personal matchmaker/sex educator. I'm pretty sure he must have watched Hitch lately to develop that wonderful idea.
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You also would probably make a total of $0

cankersore said:
If Chris chooses me among the candidates, I would go there to meet with him for an interview or work in the space he provides, yes.
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Be sure to bring some mace
 
CreepyGrowlWolfCaptcha said:
So I sent an email to him about the job thing and he's replied. He wants a video resume instead of a CV. What does that entail exactly?
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I doubt he has anything particular in mind. He just wants a video. Some combination of seeing what his employees look like to ensure they are attractive women and verifying they aren't trolls.

Chris sees videos as much more true and honest than written stuff. It's a somewhat legitimate perspective. I am sure he has gotten quite a few "applications" from people like you will who just say "fuck it" when he asks for a video resume. Less trolls to deal with.
 
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