Chris Livestream 4/16/2016 - Chris

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timtommy said:
I doubt he has anything particular in mind. He just wants a video. Some combination of seeing what his employees look like to ensure they are attractive women and verifying they aren't trolls.
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I'm pretty sure you could never touch on a single employment-related topic and you'd be good to go as long as you mentioned A) being LGBT, B) making crafts, C) being a lonely woman, D) loving Sonichu, or E) all of the above.
 
Does the job include housing? Poor Bob's old room is obviously all hoarded up, as is the rest of the house.

But Patti's dog house is probably vacant.

PolexiaAphrodisia said:
I'm pretty sure you could never touch on a single employment-related topic and you'd be good to go as long as you mentioned A) being LGBT, B) making crafts, C) being a lonely woman, D) loving Sonichu, or E) all of the above.
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Chris just wants your average porn star lesbian with nice hair, huge boobs and a perfect figure.
 
I didn't think that I had anything else to say on this topic, but a question occurred to me: is Chris expecting prospective "employees" to pay for their own materials (re: Amiibos, paint, and plasticine)?

While I don't think Chris has thought this through and while I'm sure Chris doesn't have anything close to a business plan beyond what the scripter wrote for him, considering the Chandler's current financial quagmire, I can't imagine any situation where the "employee" doesn't have to buy the Amiibos with their own money.
 
I'm still astonished at how subtle his autism can leak into anything and everything he does. He's so used to writing letters and formally referring to Nintendo and Sega as "Nintendo of America" and "Sega of America", he feels the need to adopt the same phrasing.
 
I Be Bobby Boulders said:
I'm still astonished at how subtle his autism can leak into anything and everything he does. He's so used to writing letters and formally referring to Nintendo and Sega as "Nintendo of America" and "Sega of America", he feels the need to adopt the same phrasing.
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It is pretty infectious.
 
PolexiaAphrodisia said:
I'm pretty sure you could never touch on a single employment-related topic and you'd be good to go as long as you mentioned A) being LGBT, B) making crafts, C) being a lonely woman, D) loving Sonichu, or E) all of the above.
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"Crafts" is a legitimate employment skill given the position he is "hiring" for. That part struck me as juvenile way of phrasing it, but really was the only somewhat legitimate part of the "employment" ad. An enthusiasm for Sonichu, I suppose is kinda legit too. It always strikes me as silly that people are expected to feign specific enthusiasm for the products they are making or selling when applying for jobs, but it is a pretty common part of the dance.

But the main thing that strikes me in his video, is that he seems to be barely restraining himself from saying that he wants to bulid a private, fawning, lesbian army. The rest of the details were just ways he could legitimize the request. So I doubt he can keep up that ruse very long. If you send him proof of your artistic skills, he will glance at it and say "fine, but you should try to be more like me". But, if you let things get sexual, they will move in that direction very quickly.
 
'Making 3 or 4 amiibo characters per week is stressful, and i'm spreading myself too thin. Maybe I should take it easy and just make a global entertainment and media company for a more relaxing change of pace'. - Chris Logic at it's finest
 
timtommy said:
enthusiasm for Sonichu, I suppose is kinda legit too. It always strikes me as silly that people are expected to feign specific enthusiasm for the products they are making or selling when applying for jobs, but it is a pretty common part of the dance.
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I know those always kill me in job interviews " why do you want to come work for us?" Cause I have bills motherfucker
 
SnergenFlergen said:
'Making 3 or 4 amiibo characters per week is stressful, and i'm spreading myself too thin. Maybe I should take it easy and just make a global entertainment and media company for a more relaxing change of pace'. - Chris Logic at it's finest
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Let me point out that you don't have to be an autistic cretin to believe that CEOs and managers of large corporations do nothing but drink expensive alcohols and snort coke off supermodel breats all day. Many, many sane people actually think like that.
 
Honestly I'm surprised nobody got around to doing this already.

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timtommy said:
But the main thing that strikes me in his video, is that he seems to be barely restraining himself from saying that he wants to bulid a private, fawning, lesbian army. The rest of the details were just ways he could legitimize the request. So I doubt he can keep up that ruse very long. If you send him proof of your artistic skills, he will glance at it and say "fine, but you should try to be more like me". But, if you let things get sexual, they will move in that direction very quickly.
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Considering how many times he's dealt with jerkops and other authority figures over him solicitating with his attraction sign, it's a wonder he keeps insisting on doing this sort of stuff. Perhaps the fact that he's posting a video instead of going out with a sign in public clouds his judgement and makes him think that this sort of stuff is more acceptable in video form.

Of course, this is also in spite of the fact that many of his videos attract an inordinate number o trolls.

Although, if he were to hire/interview a female employee and come on to her in an inappropriate manner, he'll be in for a rude, saga-worthy awakening.
 
Totenkopf said:
If Chris is a PC I want to delete System 32
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I'm sure Chris is an OS that's just been dropped from receiving anymore service/updates from this point forward, so we're stuck with another piece of abandonware obsolescence.
 
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This company idea shows off one of the most tragic flaws of Chris:
His complete lack of understanding others.
To him there's no way ANY hot lesbian wouldn't take up the chance to work for him AND fuck him, even if it's explained to him.
It's kinda sad if you think about it.
 
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