Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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Only knew of Chris tangentially in my internet retardation but I’m diving into this series from episode 1 because I am bored at work and Jesus this guy is fucking crazy
 
It should have ended with that one sentence that describes his entire life.

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"And I just won."
 
I feel like the arcs in Chris's life should have been made into "seasons" Geno could make playlists of Childhood, High school, discovery, etc. Or just do every 20 episodes. I calculated the run time of the series and it's over 40 hours worth of cahntent.
 
Like all great artists, his status as alive tanks his value. Once he actually passes, Chris coin will sky rocket and we can build the CWCville mausoleum.
 
HatredOfScissors said:
The """"""correctly""""" gendering Chris is slightly cringe and confusing
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I don't have a source for this handy but I believe Geno used the pronouns that Chris identified with at the given time in the documentary. He uses "he" from episode 1 up to around 2011 (whenever Chris trooned out) and then switched over. It's about Chris, not the semantics of pronoun usage or however trans people are perceived. Geno went out of his way to assert that it wasn't an idpol matter, he was literally just following Chris' life exactly as it unfolded.
 
HedgehogBoysVEVO said:
I don't have a source for this handy but I believe Geno used the pronouns that Chris identified with at the given time in the documentary. He uses "he" from episode 1 up to around 2011 (whenever Chris trooned out) and then switched over. It's about Chris, not the semantics of pronoun usage or however trans people are perceived. Geno went out of his way to assert that it wasn't an idpol matter, he was literally just following Chris' life exactly as it unfolded.
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Literally following Chris's life would mean acknowledging that he's still a man.
 
HedgehogBoysVEVO said:
I don't have a source for this handy but I believe Geno used the pronouns that Chris identified with at the given time in the documentary. He uses "he" from episode 1 up to around 2011 (whenever Chris trooned out) and then switched over. It's about Chris, not the semantics of pronoun usage or however trans people are perceived. Geno went out of his way to assert that it wasn't an idpol matter, he was literally just following Chris' life exactly as it unfolded.
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Been watching Geno's documentary since the original inception of it, and yes he switched Chris' pronouns according to the timeline of Chris' transition.
It was never because of idpol or "correctly gendering trannies" but for consistency. People were going to sperg out in the comments regardless of what pronoun set Geno used for Chris the second he transitioned.
 
Sugriva said:
Literally following Chris's life would mean acknowledging that he's still a man.
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Of course Chris is still a man and always will be until the end of his days no matter what, that's not in question.

Geno has to walk a certain line if he wants his content to be accepted and promoted on YouTube as well as by the gender police, and he walked it about as well as humanly possible referring to Chris as a man up to the point where he officially trooned out, and switched to female pronouns. Words are words, they can't effect reality in the end, so don't get too upset over them.

FWIW I don't believe that Chris honestly in his heart considers himself to be female, it's as much a LARP as his 'spouses' the Sonichus, his Goddess Neptunia and Female Jesus bullshit and he knows it.
 
White Girl said:
I feel like the arcs in Chris's life should have been made into "seasons" Geno could make playlists of Childhood, High school, discovery, etc. Or just do every 20 episodes. I calculated the run time of the series and it's over 40 hours worth of cahntent.
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Problem is that all those are covered in the first episode
 
Have my good headphones on, and the static intro really freaked me out lol. Makes me feel like I'm watching one of those forbidden lore tapes where I will die in the proceeding days.

Video should have had a unique disclaimer -
"for any cursed man or woman who watches thine tape, will be consumed by the fungi; in 7 days no escape."
 
Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
Will the Wallflower article ever start to use her real name or is that not in the cards?
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I think the Wallflower Policy would be awkward to remove, since CWCki staff at the time had an agreement with Heather, whereas there wasn't one with Fiona. The circumstances behind both Heather and Fiona's involvements with Chris are also much different.
 
The American Hedgehog said:
I think the Wallflower Policy would be awkward to remove, since CWCki staff at the time had an agreement with Heather, whereas there wasn't one with Fiona. The circumstances behind both Heather and Fiona's involvements with Chris are also much different.
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Just imagine how disappointed Fiona is to not have her name included. None of the revolting Christirians(She's attracted to ugly nasty men) can track her down and wed her.
 
Sugriva said:
Literally following Chris's life would mean acknowledging that he's still a man.
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Chris became trans before it became a trend. They are genuine. In fact, they may be the only Cow who is not just attention whoring - at least in regards to gender.
 
deadson said:
It's not, really. She has her own thread here literally showing how psychotic she is.


My god, it's finally here.
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if i ever met her, i would seduce her and then beat her a bunch of times while yelling in her face "why do you make me do this bella?!" then i would have sex with my preferred type and give her a problem that makes it burn when she pees



but ive never met her, unfortunately
 
Slap47 said:
Chris became trans before it became a trend. They are genuine. In fact, they may be the only Cow who is not just attention whoring - at least in regards to gender.
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It wasn't a trend before 2007. The Internet exploded with that shit in 2008 when Obama was elected. Chris was terminally online since 2007 and 8n front of the TV since he was a kid watching Maury & Oprah spooning with Barbarb.
 
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