Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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you misunderstood Jesse’s character and purpose.
He’s not the hero and he’s not meant to be seen as a good guy.
No, I didn't. I was rebutting the nigger who said Jesse was meant to be an empathetic character. He wasn't. He was a scumbag druggie
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Anyway, I've just finished Part 85. Somehow, hearing it laid out like that is worse than seeing it in real time.
 
That was a great way to conclude "season 1", plus nulls corrections of the timeline would also be appreciated in a revision.
When the news dropped I literally had to go touch grass. I remember it put me in a weird place. Chris was no longer a harmless retard who was worth a laugh. Neglect of his mom was always on my radar but not rape. I don't think any of us expected that outcome. Ironic that we got the motherfucker coin just before the merge.
 
Anything after the transition is utterly boring garbage, and the trolls are too outright malicious for their escapades to be funny. Once the timelines has multitude of Chris documentary referencing each other, it becomes self masturbatory.
This. I always believed that CWC jumped the shark post-Bob's death and Michael Synder saga
Pic related: what the general consensus was outside of weens
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Geno is actually relatively safe if Bella tries shit with her glow nigger dad thanks to living in China.
If you are on YouTube in China you are 100% using a vpn. All I know is that he's in the southern part of China and it's stupid hard to dox people in China. Also I don't think he's American but I could be wrong . Stanky Janke can't do anything .
 
This really couldn't have come at a better time. Funnily enough, I searched "Chris Chan documentary" completely independantly literally right after this was uploaded. Never having seen the GenoSamuel documentary, having not seen anything Chris related in ages, and thinking I would just watch GiBi again, and absent mindedly clicked on this without even noticing it was over an hour long, blissfully unaware that this was the episode about "the incident"

The """"""correctly""""" gendering Chris is slightly cringe and confusing, but I was extremely impressed by how accurate and precise his summaries and descriptions of even minor events were. Such as Ethan Ralph and the Null fundraiser and falling out with Chris.

And Bella is being fully exposed and laid out. If I recall correctly Diddler Molesterson did a positive interview with her so I'd like to see if he ever acknowledges that or faces any backlash.
 
I remember when all of this went down August of that year and Geno actually did a really good job covering the entire dimensional merge saga that occurred. The way that Janke was doxxed by Max the dog was probably one of the most kino events in this entire forums history. I remember when the call initially dropped, my first exposure to it was from this specific thread several hours before dear feeders post confirming the call to not be a hoax. Which my initial reaction to the call was I thought it couldn't of been real, because of how doctored the call is. That version of the call has been long since removed, but that edited version was Jankes attempt to evade the coming storm that would of changed the entire timeline forever. Though the entire IBJ saga that branched after the merge was probably some of the best efforts in the forums collective history of unearthing the activities of a deranged and unhinged individual. I am glad @SamuellyGenie was not chickenshit unlike notorious faggot @GiBi which ended up having such shit opsec that he tried sweeping it up for good old Janke. Which I remember that entire era that led to the creation of GiBi's thread which to this day still archives how much of an exceptional sped he is in the Chris Chan multiverse of cows.

Since the merge saga, so much has happened in the sector that it really boggles the mind that some of the most monumental events ended up off shooting from the leaks. The entire saga of the IBJ thread was probably one of my favourite in this sites history and Samuels doc did a good job in dissecting what was being unearthed at the time. I would have to say that watching that entire circus in real time was one hell of a ride. I am going to say that I tuned out of the documentary when it got into the idea guy saga, only because that Discord echo chamber saga was a pretty dull part of Christory. I can't imagine how shit it was having to try to unearth all of that nonsense and translate it in the documentary, and I tend to skip that part. This was a good ending to the post merge arc and I would have to say it is good to give Chris a bit of a break for a while.

I would have to say the follow up should be interesting in respect to the orbiters that launched themselves onto Chris coattails for any shred of relevance. Which I think was an excellent manner of denoting the conclusion of this particular part. I think that could perhaps be an interesting branch off, considering that when Chris was locked up that our very own burger boiler, also known as the man that wants to tear Nulls skin off and wear it Kengle of the Onion Farms. Is a notable individual that injected himself in such a manner, and fumbled the ball from the game of kick the autistic so monumentally, that should be a notable addition to the follow up in season 2. The metamorphosis of the teflon tard in the jail of fail saga should also be an interesting addition to see unearthed. I would have to say though, Semper Fi to this addition of the comprehensive history and looking forward to seeing what ends up coming out next after some time passes. That is the only drawback of having to real time archive lolcows like Chris, is that there is a lot of dead air in between. Which a lot of the casual observers on YouTube or even any speculators outside of the forum don't seem to quite to understand when it comes to cows.
 
Well boss you're a trooper. And in your defense you did say you never asked him not to have sex with his own mother...even though he should have known that normal people don't ever do that but this is Chris here, normal was...never on the table for him. You're willing to put up with so much bullshit but you finally hit your limit and cut all ties to him once it became clear this wasn't a moral laspe in judgment or even a mental lapse where Chris didn't even see himself as barb's child anymore...no no it became clear he's a malicious, unrepentant, monster. One who lies, steals and will do anything to get what he wants even if it breaks the law. And I congratulate you for sticking by as long as you did boss.
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Jesus tap dancing christ...it's like it's happening all over again.
Yeah, that vid really did recapture some of the feeling of the waking fucking nightmare that was Barbussy Week
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It also gives me a chance to repost my old shitposts I made to cope with the horror
 
Finally got a chance to sit down and watch this and I am only five minutes or so in and already I am hearing something I had never heard before that shocked me, The Sutress was using Chris as an inspiration and example of how to interact with and read other people?!

Pray for the Sutress because she is screwed.
I have to say this is bringing back memories. I remember that at the time I had not thought about Chris in a few years, the last time I had paid attention to him was when he had set his house on fire then I say that he was trending on Twitter and looked up why, to say this left me in shock would be an understatement. I really felt like the world had gone insane that day. Part of me did wonder if Chris had been tricked into saying it but when I heard parts of the phone call he didn't sound like he does when he is saying something others had told him to say.
This may be the single most shocking day in internet history.
 
If you are on YouTube in China you are 100% using a vpn. All I know is that he's in the southern part of China and it's stupid hard to dox people in China. Also I don't think he's American but I could be wrong . Stanky Janke can't do anything .
He lived in Japan when the doc started and moved to China. Most of his history would be impossible to dig up since he spent so long in Asia. There's no roots back in America to exploit as far as I know, Geno is the only person who can go all in on Bella and not worry about the trees starting to glow
 
He lived in Japan when the doc started and moved to China. Most of his history would be impossible to dig up since he spent so long in Asia. There's no roots back in America to exploit as far as I know, Geno is the only person who can go all in on Bella and not worry about the trees starting to glow
If you're using YouTube in China , you are 100% using vpn unless you're in Hong Kong or Macau because of censorship. I doubt anyone even knows what province he's in. Geno is most likely untouchable in that regard. It'd be cool if he'd upload to bilibili since he's already in China
 
It'd be cool if he'd upload to bilibili since he's already in China
If anything that would get him in trouble with the Chinese government instead. They can be pretty prudish, and Chris is extremely degenerate.
 
This whole series has been a complete wild ride, I knew of Chris Chan back in the days and saw as a dumb retard who didn't know any better, now with this retrospective I now know as just that plus a motherfucker
 
The way that Janke was doxxed by Max the dog was probably one of the most kino events in this entire forums history.
Easily. Probably the craziest time I've ever had in 25+ years on the internet. Those three or four days investigating Bella were insane in hindsight. I was basically up for 72 hours straight doing nothing but refreshing that thread.
 
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