Captain Marvel - Literally, from "her" to "hero"

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Are you actually going to watch this flick?

  • No

    Votes: 74 17.0%
  • Fuck, no

    Votes: 177 40.7%
  • Not in cinemas

    Votes: 81 18.6%
  • Yes

    Votes: 40 9.2%
  • (((Yes)))

    Votes: 20 4.6%
  • Twitter told me I must, I can't say no, you white-cis-sexist-oppresive scum!

    Votes: 43 9.9%

  • Total voters
    435
Idk if the after-credits cameo at the end of Infinity War was supposed to portray her as the last great hope in a world of shit but I'm just not feeling it. Honestly, I think a Rogue movie would have done a better job at getting me hyped since Rogue is simply a much better female Marvel character and not one just shoehorned in for girl power bonus points.

Do you think Marvel is going to have someone with that prominent of a Southern accent be a hero?
 
I just hate her helmet.

What is she, Captain Rooster?
It's supposed to resemble the fins of Kree military uniforms and they thought replacing the fin with her hair would be neat. The comics rarely use it if ever so I assume someone else thought it looked awful but it could just be the result of them later making her hair so short that she wouldn't have enough for the mohawk anyways.

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Call me easily amused, but this looks completely hilarious to me. The way she is standing, completely convinced of her own badassitude, with that ridiculous helmet... Good times.

Also, that "I'm not going to fight your war, I'm going to end it," line in the trailer couldn't sound more petulant and coming from a spoiled-princess type character. Am I supposed to buy her as a hero warrior noble hero warrior chickenhead warrior?
 
I didn't like this trailer as much as the first one. I'm still decently excited about the movie, but I am a bit concerned as to whether or not it will be as good as other MCU films. At the very least, I'm confident that it won't be a dumpster fire.


I mean, the Kree in the MCU thus far have been portrayed as pretty imperialistic. My assumption, based on everything that we know so far, is that Yon-Rogg (who Jude Law is supposedly playing) has been lying to Carol about the true goals etc of the Kree.

My guess is it’ll be an ok film, with an interesting villain, but a boring protagonist.
 
All I can think of when I see Captain Marvel.

 
Antman and the Wasp was boring. I think we've finally passed peak MCU and it's all downhill from here. This ad campaign is downright offensive in how much it insults the viewers' intelligence with all the "A superhero, but a GIRL!" shit. As if that was somehow a novelty.
 
Just what the MCU needed, a terrible superman clone
Pretty much. What makes Superman work, at least more than people give it credit for, is the power was never supposed to be the sole focus and the DCU is home to many peers who can rival or even surpass him. Adaptations get that across to varying degrees of success but it's true for the comics. There's even tragedy in how that strength is near useless in fixing society's ills, not everything you can punch away.

Meanwhile if you accept this Captain Marvel wank, she already has a shitty personality and dwarfs her peers to a comical degree. Does the MCU even have anyone who's not using the Power Stone or is a Celestial that wreck planets singlehandedly? I'm drawing a blank.

Though chances are Brie Larson doesn't know what she's talking about and huffing her own farts.
 
I thought the whole point of Thor's hammer was it doesn't matter how strong you are, you have to be worthy to wield it. Now was Brie referring to Mjolnir or Stormbreaker since the former was destroyed?

In the comics, lifting Mjolnir is the town bicycle for writers who want to show how awesome their pet character is. Hell, Mjolnir even changes its inscription depending on who picks it up, like a magical Stanley Cup. Shit's ridiculous.
 
Subjectively and literally has no backstory.
Diminished gluteal syndrome. This is the first case I've seen out of middle aged white guys.
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In the comics, lifting Mjolnir is the town bicycle for writers who want to show how awesome their pet character is. Hell, Mjolnir even changes its inscription depending on who picks it up, like a magical Stanley Cup. Shit's ridiculous.
So it's the Marvel version of outrunning The Flash.
 
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I thought the whole point of Thor's hammer was it doesn't matter how strong you are, you have to be worthy to wield it. Now was Brie referring to Mjolnir or Stormbreaker since the former was destroyed?
Yeah, the only other main hero that I can think could lift the hammer is Wonder Woman, and she’s basically Thor with tits so it makes sense she can use Mjolnir.

And I don’t think Hal could lift the hammer, so why should Carol? They’re basically the same.
 
Yeah, the only other main hero that I can think could lift the hammer is Wonder Woman, and she’s basically Thor with tits so it makes sense she can use Mjolnir.

And I don’t think Hal could lift the hammer, so why should Carol? They’re basically the same.
He wasn't able to in the MCU but if we're talking other A-listers, Captain America is usually someone who can use Mjolnir with little problem. It's always vague what qualifies as worthy outside being some noble warrior type. Superman required Odin's approval to temporarily wield it, presumably because he's lacking in whatever traits the others have going for them.
 
It's been nearly a month.

Out of curiosity, what are your friend's saying about this movie? I'm seeing a ton of shills claim "If GOTG and Black Panther was unknown, SURELY Captain Marvel will be successful like them!"

Like those movies didn't have more going for them aside from "Woman" and "Avengers Endgame".

Needless to say, I am done after Endgame and will skip Captain Marvel.
 
It's been nearly a month.

Out of curiosity, what are your friend's saying about this movie? I'm seeing a ton of shills claim "If GOTG and Black Panther was unknown, SURELY Captain Marvel will be successful like them!"

Like those movies didn't have more going for them aside from "Woman" and "Avengers Endgame".

Needless to say, I am done after Endgame and will skip Captain Marvel.
It's been nearly a month.

Out of curiosity, what are your friend's saying about this movie? I'm seeing a ton of shills claim "If GOTG and Black Panther was unknown, SURELY Captain Marvel will be successful like them!"

Like those movies didn't have more going for them aside from "Woman" and "Avengers Endgame".

Needless to say, I am done after Endgame and will skip Captain Marvel.
My older brother saw the trailer when we went to see Creed II, he said it looked awful and like you I'm skipping Captain Marvel and stopping after Endgame.

Oh and guess what folks? Mar-Vell is in the movie and is played by Jude Law
 
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