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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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#VEGANsausageroll thanks Greggs

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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The hype got me like #Greggs #Veganuary

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

Yeah I'm usually for the all-pakis out policy, but there's really nothing wrong with the Gurkhas if you actually look into them. They were traditionally born in a shithole and then they go through training from hell just for the chance to join the Gurkhas because it means that their family will actually be looked after well.
Gurkhas are basically our pajeet supersoldier program.

 

[Made In Wales]

For fed posting this time as half expected it was Destiny supporters seeing as they also support child grooming as he posted a short earlier this week about his commentary vid taken down

Destiny and Vaush, two truly abhorrent walking abortions.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

I’m not sure you’d even be able to parody current year. It’s so utterly hideous that no parody could be worse

Any parody would be reality within 6 months. What do you parody about little girls being blamed for being raped by foreigners?

've met a Gurkha. We spoke for a good half hour during an event I was at, fascinating man.

A delivery driver once gave me an extra garlic bread so I guess we better give them Birmingham to say thank you. Fuck having borders and laws and shit right?

Gurkhas are basically our pajeet

They're pajeets. Their children will be pajeets. We're facing extinction by foreign actors and we have traitors telling us which ones we have to look after because.. they tell fun stories? You expect pajeet Jr to give a fuck about the UK except as a way to exploit it? I don't and I'm tired of people saying the parents were like this so the kids will be to. Then you see how the kids act and you're right back to shitting streets and rapey men chasing little girls home.

 

[Crunkle]

A delivery driver once gave me an extra garlic bread so I guess we better give them Birmingham to say thank you. Fuck having borders and laws and shit right?

The borders and laws the Ghurkas fought for alongside our ancestors?

Also, you do realise that the Ghurkas aren't exactly a young, fighting-age group anymore? Most of them are dead and the ones that are still alive are very old. They're not reproducing, they're all old men.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

The borders and laws the Ghurkas fought for alongside our ancestors?

Also, you do realise that the Ghurkas aren't exactly a young, fighting-age group anymore? Most of them are dead and the ones that are still alive are very old. They're not reproducing, they're all old men.

I don't care. They aren't white.

Can you not understand how simple this situation is? If you're note white British you're not welcome. Anything less is leaving the root behind so the weeds can come back again.

 

[DavidWalkerXXX69]

The UK police commissioner and the prime Minister (Two Tier) are both jackass they can not stop me........
.......There is no Free speech in the UK.......

 

[Crunkle]

I don't care. They aren't white.

Can you not understand how simple this situation is? If you're note white British you're not welcome. Anything less is leaving the root behind so the weeds can come back again.

Tamil hands wrote this.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

I don't care. They aren't white.

Can you not understand how simple this situation is? If you're note white British you're not welcome. Anything less is leaving the root behind so the weeds can come back again.

I agree with this sentiment, but at the same time, I don't.
Sure, we can send the completely loyal killing machines that are 100% loyal to Great Britain who fight with little regard to their own safety for the sakes of their comrades back to where they came from so Crackhead Tim, Council Estate King can be prioritized, but we could also just... keep using them as soldiers.
There is a reason so many military members around the world tell you how much they like fighting alongside Gurkhas.

Besides, they're honestly less Jeet and more Chang. They're from Nepal.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Didn't you get the memo? Sikhs are BASED. They're BASED because they don't like pakis and muslims in general.

That's a holdover from when there were a few hundreds of them rather than tens of thousands. Like I said elsewhere, the first sikhs to immigrate were richer, smarter, and had a strong loyalty to Great Britain, which they saw as an ally against the islamic and hindu intrusions on their lands and culture. Their religion is oriented around charity and feeding the poor, which means most interactions they have with people will be positive. I've made no secret of the fact that I owe my life to a sikh doctor.

If it was just those people and they always remained in the low hundreds, very few people would complain. The problem is that it never stays that way. The positive interactions make people more amenable to accepting more of them, at which point you move from the top strata and start bringing in the retards.

She was a great doctor. I'll be sad to see her go.

 

[Failed Lurker]

Tamil hands wrote this.

Would explain how he has been all over UK, Tamils were known to run petrol stations with Debit/Credit Card scammers on the desk mid 2000's til around 2018 while other Sri Lankans were getting round via Open Society funded UN staff promoting the risk of Global warming

 

[Kofi Drinka]

I agree with this sentiment, but at the same time, I don't.
Sure, we can send the completely loyal killing machines that are 100% loyal to Great Britain who fight with little regard to their own safety for the sakes of their comrades back to where they came from so Crackhead Tim, Council Estate King can be prioritized, but we could also just... keep using them as soldiers.
There is a reason so many military members around the world tell you how much they like fighting alongside Gurkhas.

Besides, they're honestly less Jeet and more Chang. They're from Nepal.

Loyal killing machines? I thought they were ancient old men with nothing except a funeral to look forward to. Which is it? You're shitting all over white people the same way all liberal racists do when called out. "Yea, what about the scum in Dundee bro? Little girls shouldn't have knives". And she wouldn't need a knife if people like you stopped supporting foreign enclaves on British soil.

If it was just those people and they always remained in the low hundreds, very few people would complain. The problem is that it never stays that way. The positive interactions make people more amenable to accepting more of them, at which point you move from the top strata and start bringing in the retards.

This is the problem. You can't let other ethnic groups take territory, they will want more and more. There will always be a sob story or a debt owed to some foreign group and it doesn't matter. We're facing an invasion of the country and instead of taking the side of the natives they want to side with the foreigners.

Would explain how he has been all over UK, Tamils were known to run petrol stations with Debit/Credit Card scammers on the desk mid 2000's til around 2018 while other Sri Lankans were getting round via Open Society funded UN staff promoting the risk of Global warming

Haven't seen you defending the Dundee girl while pedophiles call her a ned and deserving to be arrested Jock. Too busy being angry at the English for ruling your sad pathetic little country? Hows the SNP doing BTW? Still importing lots of Muslims into Glasgow? Very independent.

 

[DavidWalkerXXX69]

The UK police commissioner and the prime Minister (Two Tier) are both jackass they can not stop me........
.......There is no Free speech in the UK.......
as a US citizen they can't stop me

 

[Mister Fister]

I don't care. They aren't white.

Can you not understand how simple this situation is? If you're note white British you're not welcome. Anything less is leaving the root behind so the weeds can come back again.

There's no such thing as non-White British. All British are White and Only White who's ancestors lived in the isles.

 

[Justsomecicada]

I don't care. They aren't white.

Can you not understand how simple this situation is? If you're note white British you're not welcome. Anything less is leaving the root behind so the weeds can come back again.

Don’t worry bro surely this exception won’t breed more exceptions just like it did last time. These civnat cucks are just as dangerous as any prog they will lay the foundations for the same shit to happen again.

What’s stopping the rest of India from using the same arguments they also fought alongside your ancestors?

Canucks used to say the same shit about sikhs untill they brought in enough

 

[Kofi Drinka]

There's no such thing as non-White British. All British are White and Only White who's ancestors lived in the isles.

That's what I said. But we also don't want an island full of Slavs just because they're also European. We had a lot of problems with EU criminal gangs as well as Paki ones. They used to balance each other out.

We go through this argument all too often and it will derail the news so I'll say this.

If I can spend the rest of my life never seeing a non-white person again I will be happy. Any exceptions I will reject on the grounds of them being non-white. Nothing they can do, have done or will do will change my mind. I have had more than enough non-whites to last me until the day I die.

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

No we aren't doing this, no browns are "based" they all need to go.
Fuck any faggot who wants to argue which untermensch get a white man pass, that stupid shit is how it started.

 

[Justsomecicada]

No we aren't doing this, no browns are "based" they all need to go.
Fuck any faggot who wants to argue which untermensch get a white man pass, that stupid shit is how it started.

Real immigration hasn’t been tried yet.


“Loyal killing machines? I thought they were ancient old men with nothing except a funeral to look forward to”

Loyal killing machines that totally won’t be turned on the native populace if shit ever pops off. A foreign military class loyal to the government above all has always turned out well for the natives as we all know.

Ask yourselves what they are loyal to, the people of Britain or the government

 

[Meriasek]

https://x.com/Basil_TGMD/status/1961448316496924864

Yeah, don't start a battle of magic here. I'm a Grand Wizard and I'm gonna cast the N-word.

 

[FedPostalService]

The UK police commissioner and the prime Minister (Two Tier) are both jackass they can not stop me........
.......There is no Free speech in the UK.......

Learn how to speak English. Especially how to use full stops and when to use ellipsis.

This isn’t Facebook.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

As Mr. Huffer said, you definitely want to swap to a bar chart or something similar as you're dealing with discrete data.

Imo bar charts look like shit and like a child created it on the sats test. They look like babies first colouring book. It's the most fucking ai jeet babies first excel course shit. I hate them. The bar contains no meaningful information, it is irrelevant, the only thing about the bar that means anything it it's height so the entire body of it is just a solid block of some colour that means nothing. Especially when people try make them look fancy or use that space for something, the most average one is when they shove the country flag in there but they're always so garish and hard to read at a glance because it's a big blur of colours. I'd say the best option is ordered in frequency rate in something like a scatter chart, do a line chart but just don't draw the lines it so it's just the dots, big dots with a thin line connecting them if dots alone is hard to read. Maybe even use the flags of the country to make the allignment super clear, though that could look cheap and tacky depending on size and shit. Also remove the 0 count countries. no one cares if 0 people have been raped by the Dutch; it's meaningless. Also how the fuck are icelanders one of the top groups? That sounds dodgy to me. Surely that's an 'icelandic' 'citizen' type situation instead of someone actually from the country.

Edit: I didn't bother to read the rest of the thread, I've more or less ended up repeating @femboy fart huffer

Good. Hitting agree on a post is easy, it's easy to just agree with someone after reading what they say. Coming to your own conclusion that is the same is much more of a 'this is an actually popular opinion'.

Apparently "veteran" to him means "I cleaned teeth for a living". What the fuck.

Tbf, looking in some of the mouths around here is probably more traumatising than anything in Iraq.