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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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IREXIT coming.

Will Kneecap now do an about turn and go 'fuck the woke and fuck the EU' I wonder...

Remember, they're Irish Nationalists and all that...
They're not the Blue Shirts. Irish nationalism is utterly pozzed and is just different brands of drug dealers socialists who fully support importing Africans.

Retards need to stop glazing Irish nationalism. The guys complaining about immigrants are more likely to get shot by the remnants of the various IRA/IRNA factions than supported by them.
 
They're not the Blue Shirts. Irish nationalism is utterly pozzed and is just different brands of drug dealers socialists who fully support importing Africans.

Retards need to stop glazing Irish nationalism. The guys complaining about immigrants are more likely to get shot by the remnants of the various IRA/IRNA factions than supported by them.
As I understand it, ever since that time, a shocking amount of investment was spent diverting the original nationalist groups towards the great globalist lie - as is always the case, can't let rogue elements who might revolt stick around, lest they kick things off all over again. Fittingly, they've been hoping to use these now-pozzed factions to try to blunt any attempt at pushback - but we've gone so far past the point of containment that that shit's really not going to work too much longer - Ireland isn't the UK, people are already at the breaking point, and you're not going to bedazzle them with incrementalism at this point, considering what's happened in the last year, but understanding cause and effect seems to be a lost art for their elected officials.

I do not, for the life of me, understand why they think this constant gaslighting shit is going to work for them long-term.

teriyakiburns said:
If we want energy independence from foreign hydrocarbons, then the solution is to extract our own until we can build out enough nuclear to replace them, not building out a mass of unreliable, expensive, short-lived, enviromentally catastrophic "solutions" that are worse than the problem they're meant to solve.

There's 2 additional parts you left out, but I will cheerfully add to: the issues of scalability, and upgradability.

Scalability:
Scalability is essentially the ability of a power plant to generate more power. Let's say you have a big ol' power plant, and you need to generate more power to provide power to an additional city that was just added to your region. Maybe this is a Saint George situation where it left its original municipality, or maybe it's just a small town on the grow that now desperately needs to adapt. Either way, you need more power.

For some plants, this is very easy. Nuclear plants and the various hydrocarbon-based plants can put in additional generators and the equipment to maintain them. I'm obviously simplifying, but you get the idea: you expand the land they have available a bit and you expand the plants, and you can call it a day. In extreme situations, you can just casually pop up another plant entirely if demand is just that high, even if the facilities themselves are very large, you can pop 'em down them basically anywhere that terrain allows.

For location-locked power plants, namely hydroelectric and geothermic, they essentially have fixed production capability. There's ways to improve capacity, such as with additional turbines for hydroelectric, and additional storage capacity for emergencies, but there's a point where realistically, you can't expand further, and you can't just plop down more of them wherever you need, they need to also be on rivers/sources of thermal heat, so they're also restricted by what the environment itself provides.

Meanwhile, Solar and Wind have inverse scalability. Getting power out of them at scale requires gigantic numbers of wind turbines or solar cells, enormous numbers of batteries to store the excess charge for emergencies, and they require very specific environments to be effective. This essentially means you get less for more space, and if you want more of them, they also require multiple backups because they're inherently more prone to downtime under the best of circumstances. Creating big wind farms or solar facilities uses way more real estate than plonking down a more conventional power plant, require way more infrastructure to keep them going, and with way more downtime for maintenance and repairs. If you compare solar or wind to literally every form of conventional power plant, it isn't even a contest which method is more cost-effective and better for the environment, and it's not the so-called green energy picks.

Even more crazy, Solar and Wind have issues that the conventional bois don't have in this regard. One particularly big power system solar developed involves the use of CSP (Concentrated Solar Power) to reflect huge amounts of sunlight onto charging rigs on a big tower. The problem is that anything remotely in range of the beam scatter effectively can get death ray'd. Birds, bats, and bugs getting cooked alive by this is common, but there's also cases of aircraft taking damage from getting too close. Similarly, seabound wind turbines - a solution commonly pitched for the damn things - effectively turn the area they're set up into a no-go zone.


Upgradability:
This is my favorite drum to bang on when it comes to electricity generation, because it's one my mom, an actual environmental activist (as in, the local kind) used to break out to deal with climate psychopaths (along with comparing them to the Harold Camping Rapturists). But basically, technology can advance, and that's one area that conventional power generation methods have absolutely stomped green energy on and taken their lunch money, because while these dead-enders have barely advanced in thirty years, more conventional power plants have found ways to advance by leaps and bounds.

Even the dirtiest power generation methods, like coal, can have their emissions captured now and turn that shit into graphene - functionally solving one of their core emission problems. Hydrocarbon Fuels, their refinement, and their systems of can be constantly improved, to burn hotter, longer, more efficiently, and for specific needs. This is a never-ending drive because everyone involved benefits, from the power plants themselves to the companies providing the fuel. Nuclear has long since solved problems with waste material, generating a tiny fraction of what they once did and improving their efficiency by leaps and bounds. Even the landlocked power plants have seen advancements in how to recap thermal energy and re-use it or power secondary turbines off the initial ones to provide reserve power in case a main turbine needs to be offlined for repair.

Solar meanwhile? Improvements in generative capacity, improvements in battery capacity, certainly, but nothing that's as game-changing as being able to reclaim a vital material from literal fucking exhaust while cutting the dangerous parts to the bare minimum, or reducing waste material to effectively nil. Wind is even worse, as the improvements in generative power have come at the cost of requiring advanced materials and the new turbines still constantly break down and need constant maintenance.

There has been basically no meaningful improvement in the tech for solar or wind in a decade, whereas you're seeing things that vastly improve reliability, make the whole process cleaner, and make the whole process more efficient have been happening for years. The "Green" power systems were less efficient from the sound of the gun, throw in upgrades and most of them can't even compete in terms of environmental friendliness once upgrades are factored in.
 
One of the things that bugs me about wind turbines indirectly, is that when it's finally acknowledged that they were a mistake two or more decades from now, the people who made out like bandits on public subsidies for all this will have long since taken their money and moved onto the next scheme and the government and apologists will all talk as if nobody knew and this is new information. As opposed to having ignored the voices shouting at them all along.
 
One of the things that bugs me about wind turbines indirectly, is that when it's finally acknowledged that they were a mistake two or more decades from now, the people who made out like bandits on public subsidies for all this will have long since taken their money and moved onto the next scheme and the government and apologists will all talk as if nobody knew and this is new information. As opposed to having ignored the voices shouting at them all along.
Not to mention the national security risk they are by creating radar black spots right when we are on the verge of World War fucking III.
 
If we're gonna make wind power out bitch tonight can we include regulation.
The rules for installing domestic wind are so restrictive it's like they're specifically designed to exclude working class people.
Any turbine of any scale must be a minimum of 5 metres from any neighbouring property (includes fence).
Every house should have a few small, or one half-decent sized wind turbine installed on their house. We would generate small amounts of leckie over a large scale, vs large amounts of leckie on a smaller scale.
Maybe the Soviet union was right, but the means of production should have been energy.
 
Bringing back coal mining would save a shitload of mining towns, and turn steelworks into something that could actually turn a profit. Both of these would be immense for creating jobs and bringing more into the economy while uplifting the quality of life for hardworking grafters.

We've got hundreds of years of coal left and by then we'll have drills capable of going further under the surface and extracting more coal.
 
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Bringing back coal mining would save a shitload of mining towns, and turn steelworks into something that could actually turn a profit. Both of these would be immense for creating jobs and bringing more into the economy while uplifting the quality of life for hardworking grafters.

We've got hundreds of years of coal left and by then we'll have drills capable of going further under the surface and extracting more coal.
Yes but have you thought of the potential damage to property prices above these mine shafts?

Think of the boomers for once!
 

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I have to say I can see why you northern cunts are all so racist now. I'm a born southerner who's never been further north than Cheltenham really until this weekend. I thought Australia was bad for being full of pakis and chinks but the Leeds area is something else. I always assumed Yorkshire was some white mans paradise but I felt like I was honestly in deepest asia.

My family all live in [a rural county in the southwest] these days and I can confidently say I can go a week without seeing ethnics when I go down to visit them. It really makes me realise the scale of the problem since you just don't see any evidence of it in the south.

No wonder you northerners are all trying to/have left. Feels like the southwest is the only english part of england left.
 

The "apology"
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She's switched off comments on Twitter but only after several thousand got through.
"I have felt my silence is complicit or even somehow sanctioning"

How deluded must one be to think that ANYONE, ANYWHERE gives a single solitary fuck what Dawn fucking French thinks about the Israel-Palestine conflict?? Be it sanctioning or complicit?

Like, we were all just sat around the dinner table saying "You know dear, I don't think that Vicar of Dibly lady has ever weighed in on the situation over in Israel. Bit suspicious don't you think?". "Oh yes, her silence speaks volumes. Almost like, by not speaking out, she actually condones the terrorism".

The sheer ego on these idiots.
 
We would generate small amounts of leckie over a large scale, vs large amounts of leckie on a smaller scale.
Sounds like subsidized solar panels on rooftops to me, which turned out to be a way to tax people without solar panels.

Generating your own electricity will never be as economically sensible as getting a giant fucking power station to generate it for hundreds of thousands.
 
Sounds like subsidized solar panels on rooftops to me, which turned out to be a way to tax people without solar panels.
That was a money making scheme from builders and regulators. I don't mean it from the view of regulation and payments, just trying to help people and help the country. We could do so, so, so much more to live in a better world and we just don't.
Generating your own electricity will never be as economically sensible as getting a giant fucking power station to generate it for hundreds of thousands.
Absolutely, I didn't mean that individual generation is the only way. We should have yuge nuclear plants generating cheap as chips as electricity and the individual generators powering smaller devices requiring DC. Phones, laptops, speakers, headphones etc, only require little bits of electricity (simplifying it) to charge, but combined they're a big drain on the grid.
Things like that should be encouraged to be generated at home to take some strain off of the grid.

Leeds area is something else. I always assumed Yorkshire was some white mans paradise but I felt like I was honestly in deepest asia.
West and South Yorkshire were ground zero for the paki invasion. From Bradford in west yorkshire to the paki rape gang capital of the UK in Rotherham, South Yorkshire. Two of the fellas who blew up the bus and tube in London on 7th July were from Dewsbury and Leeds in west yorkshire. Dewsbury is 90% paki and mcdonalds had to close down because all they could sell were fillet of fish (none of the other meat was halal). The subways around Dewsbury and other towns close by like Batley and Birstall, have removed all pork meats from subways, greasy spoons and local cafes.

TL;DR - the thickos up norff have been telling the southern, shandy-drinkers for four decades what's happening. Now the north is full and there's no more room for brownoids without their tribes attacking each other. See Harehills, Headingly and a little bit further south in Leicester - where Indians and Muslims square off, with the Uk plod defending the muslims.
Which means the mudflood is coming south to a town near you.
 
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What's retarded is people like you jumping in to a discussion to whine about irrelevant bullshit while fundamentally misunderstanding what you're talking about. Your entire post can be boiled down to "give up, stop trying, give up, let the pakis win, GIVE UP".

The idea that voting for Farage will result in a different outcome this time is idiotic. He's got a literal fucking paki in with the bricks ffs

Then there's people like Britain First who who at least have integrity and conviction of their beliefs, but their support base is mostly fucking monkeys, and instead of giving them support you look to Reform instead, and then whine when, yet again, you're fucked over by russian dolls established politics (and Reform are just that)

We ARE living in a delusion in many ways. We want healthcare for everyone and gorgeous infrastructure but what do we actually make? How much of our population is now the laptop class as opposed to those who actually make or provide something? It's not even an Empire thing. In Victorian times there were slums aplenty and as much crime and brutality as you could ever wish for. And that was with wealth pouring in and infinite opportunities for young men to join the navy or the army and go abroad and steal more stuff.

Yeah, it would have been better to face facts decades ago, instead of living the delusion. No government was going to deliver that bitter pill, but at some point that country's got to realize there's literally fuck all left, that 'British Supremacy' was bullshit all along and people just need to stop coasting along, letting incomers overtake them.

It's not that the warnings weren't there, it's that the actions are misdirected. The British establishment has misdirection down to a fucking art, I'll give them that.
 
I honestly thought she was dead.
No, but I bet she now wishes that she was.

People have reported what she has said to the Police - if arrested, she'll face two charges:

One of Malicious Communications
One of Antisemitism

She'd be looking at a minimum of 12 months, but more likely to receive a suspended sentence and/or a massive fine and the end of her career would be virtually certain.

You watch then as her showbiz pals desert her.

She might make a comeback, giving an interview and blaming stress/mental health/whatever, but for the best part she has fucked herself royally.
 
I always assumed Yorkshire was some white mans paradise but I felt like I was honestly in deepest asia.
They're all along the M62 corridor, from Oldham out to Leeds. Bradford, Huddersfield, Wakefield, Rochdale, Halifax... Outside that, you find yourself stepping into the 1960s a lot of the time. Or possibly the 1860s once you're in the ridings.

They're spreading, though. I wasn't kidding when I talked about ethnic cleansing.
I honestly thought she was dead.
She does look very corpse-like.
 
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