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He wanted to try the famous tar heel burger, named so because it slides down your throat like tar.
Made with genuine tar it is!
John's sense of direction is the most feminine thing about him.
You're unironically giving him more credit than I would, assuming he did any of the driving or navigating. Nah, he was taking pictures and tweeting the entire time.
How did Geography John get from Pennsylvania to Connecticut without traveling through New York state? I'm guessing that Ambien was involved.
Maybe he confused North Carolina with New York because they were heading North, not somewhere New.
Makes as much sense as anything. More sense than either Flynt or Frank driving nearly due south for almost an hour and not realizing it anyways. Not that that's out of the question either.
Just to be perfectly fair to the Wundigo, it seems likely it went through Atlanta and Charlotte. If I was driving a car that Wu had touched, I sure would prefer to take a little longer and go I-85/I-95 and stay in the population corridor than drive through that long east Tennessee/west Virginia Wilderness stretch.
Except we know their return trip went through TN and detouring back south through Atlanta and Charlotte adds so many extra pointless hours to the trip. It makes much more sense to just take 74 to 81 and follow that all the way up through into PA. You also avoid the horrific D.C. traffic that way.
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