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God, I would pay good money to get John's house wired for livestreaming, so everyone can see John "working" by sitting on his ass, farting around on Twitter and playing video games.
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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I was actually about to compliment Wu for making a not completely retarded point in agreeing that it is dumb to call for mass executions as a way of political reform/making the world better.
But, Wu shot himself in the foot by sperging about how he works 60+ hours a week to get a progressive agenda passed. If you want to use that as a shield for criticism, it only works if you can back up what you're saying. People don't know all the stuff Wu supposedly does/stand for because, outside of the occasional virtue tweet, Wu has no record to stand on.
We're all spergs in our own right who are fairly familiar with Wu, and yeah, he does talk about politics and his awful takes, but I'd wager he talks more about video game/cars/the rest of his manly interests, especially now that he's not LARPing as a political candidate. I wouldn't be surprised if someone who stumbled on one of his hot takes looks at a few other tweets and assumes Wu is just some spoiled rich dude, which to the average Twitter user typically means they're right leaning.
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Ugh! Dozens dead in a terror attack and thousands more at imminent risk of being murdered by extremists - damn you right wing!
hehehe funny Afghanistan joke, the people about to be brutally murdered there should drink Red Bull too because Red Bull gives you wings and then they can fly to safety hehehe video game time
hehehe funny Afghanistan joke, the people about to be brutally murdered there should drink Red Bull too because Red Bull gives you wings and then they can fly to safety hehehe video game time
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Conservatives Pounce™ tbh fam
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Sorry, Johnny boy, that ship has long sailed. This is a gigantic clusterfuck that's only getting worse, and it looks like everyone in the administration is doing their best to stick their heads in the sand and pray it goes away. A majority of Americans of all political affiliations view this as a disaster, and rightly so. Nobody believes this is going to get better, and now it's just waiting to see how much worse it ends up.
Furthermore, I'm pretty sure that the Sleepy Joe we're seeing now is already being pumped with whatever stimulants will get him to the podium to mumble for a half hour before shuffling away. Modern medicine can do a lot, but it can't work miracles.
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John (a man) gets invited to a series called "Empowered Women Empower Women interview series":
https://twitter.com/AU_Nation_/status/1431015593684111364 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/AU_Nation_/status/1431015593684111364 (Archive)
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"Incredibly accomplished"
That is literally true.
That is literally true.
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe
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How old is that picture of John?
I don't think you could even identify the current iteration of the Shambling Horror if that image were used in the latest edition of the National Geographic Guide to Trannies and Drag Queens of the Mississippi Swamps and Bottoms.
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Are you upset, fuckboys? John is over here doubling his money on luxury cars while you waste your fucking life doing bullshit like paying rent and raising children.
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe
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Sorry, John. Nobody believes that your entry-level Trannymobile has increased in value by one red cent.
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Lol. 60 hour weeks working to advance progressive causes... in Minecraft.
That's not an anti-glowie qualifier. Its literally just on his minecraft server because he plays videogames all week.
Also, of course you are against guillotines John. Your screaming paypig is the 1%.
Biden is out of touch. He took an extended weekend nap and would 'get to it on Monday' because, other than perception, even the implosion of the government and the explosion of the airport hasn't endangered America (until they just started loading random Afghans on plans to take to release unmonitored in swing states, I mean). In the grand scheme of things, its not that bad for anyone who doesn't live in Afghanistan.
I mean sure, you have a literal generation of Veterans who were kept on the other side of the world from their families, got shot, lost friends, lost limbs, put in work during the peak years of their life and did it all because you told them it was worth it only to see it fall apart in 3 days*. But its not going to actually change things on the world stage.
So fuck even putting on a pretense of caring or that it was important, its the weekend, nigga. I got naps to take and golf to play (hey, remember like a year ago when it was worst thing ever for the President to go golf? Yeah me neither, pass me some more bugs)
The fact the administration didn't comprehend people would see this as a massive disaster is the issue with them being well out of touch.
*It had been collapsing since May, to be fair
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It doesn't look popular.
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Maybe it's doubled from the fantasy numbers Wu keeps inventing for what she paid for it. Maybe she's believing her own hype now.
Just to remind everyone, here's what she actually paid for the boxster:
I can find no evidence of 2000 Boxsters being sold for 36K. I can find similar vehicles being sold for 8K though, e.g. this one from 6 days ago. That's not to mention the many, many thousands she's already dumped in to having work done on that thing.
Picture of BriBri, giant graffiti scrawl "EW" next to it. Seems legit.
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What John means is that Frank has spent 36K in repairs due to concrete posts.
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No soul-searching about how your allies are violent thugs who need to be told not to murder people? No? Pragmatist John has the right solution, though: tax billionaires until there are none left - in America, that is, as they've all moved to different countries and taken all their jobs and productivity with them. That's PhD in Economics Dr. John Walker Flynt.
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John is only taking this stance because he knows that he and Frank would be one of the first to get the Chopping Block
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Pity me, for I listened to the whole of that Empowering Women thing. It was two fucking hours long and there were only about 90 viewers peak. It also impacted my work because I kept having to restrain myself from actually shouting "oh my god, that's such bullshit" at the screen every minute or so. You let Wu talk about herself and she just lies constantly about such petty things. For example, she was talking about her now-abandoned speedrunning hobby. She lied about holding world records, lied about what games she speedruns, lied about her standings in the games she has posted speedruns for, it's just constant lies and half truths.
Things of note:
You know what I miss though? The Wu grimaces she always did. At some point she must have learned those grotesque faces weren't doing her any favours and stopped, but does Kiwi Farms get any credit? No. It does add weight to my theory that Wu is an avid reader of self-help books and really thought that stuff she was doing was good body language.
One last thing, she told the story of the twitter death threat where apparently someone said they were a serial killer and was coming to her house to kill her. It inspired me to go look at the truth. Prepare for a surprise, but Wu was bullshitting again. I know, I'm as shocked as you.
Here's what Wu said:
And here's the entire context of what Wu called a death threat and tried to get banned from twitter:
It's a joke about wearing masks. The whole "break in to my house and photograph me" was entirely fabricated. I can't even.
Edit: Oh, I completely forgot to mention. Wu did her fake crying thing again while talking about gamergate. It's such a jarring thing, one second she's acting totally upset and then the next moment she completely forgets about the emotion and it's straight back to normal.
Things of note:
- Wu broadly hinted that politician Wu would be returning shortly. God help us all.
- She also said she was going to be doing some legal thing jumping on the actiblizz lawsuit bandwagon real soon now. I can hardly wait for what ill conceived idea she's come up with now, it may breath some life in to Wu's waning lolcow status.
- We were treated to a new story about how she had a crush on a boy in the mid-90s who worked at an arcade and used to give her free credits on the Tekken 2 machine. I probably don't even need to rehash the reasons why That Didn't Happen. I will note that all Wu's stories of crushes concern men, which makes sense when you consider the purpose is to bolster Wu's Honest and True Woman cred, but rather flies in the face of her claim to be bisexual.
- Wu enlarged on what the abandoned Anna Megill "Project Untold" would have been, or at least Wu's game part. Apparently it would have been an immediate sequel to Rev60 called Dead Orbit or something like that. The premise was apparently Holiday having to talk Amelia in to fixing the engines or they're going to die using Wu's vapourware emotional tracking game tech. She trotted out her moaning about how VCs wouldn't invest because she's a REAL WOMAN yet again. I have no idea whether she actually got this shit in to a face-to-face meeting with any VCs, but you can imagine how that would have gone. Pitching for a game, so no possibility of VCs getting their money back and the game tech is just an idea that Wu has no idea how to build and doesn't even have a prototype for. Why would anyone ever pass on such an obvious winner.
You know what I miss though? The Wu grimaces she always did. At some point she must have learned those grotesque faces weren't doing her any favours and stopped, but does Kiwi Farms get any credit? No. It does add weight to my theory that Wu is an avid reader of self-help books and really thought that stuff she was doing was good body language.
One last thing, she told the story of the twitter death threat where apparently someone said they were a serial killer and was coming to her house to kill her. It inspired me to go look at the truth. Prepare for a surprise, but Wu was bullshitting again. I know, I'm as shocked as you.
Here's what Wu said:
And here's the entire context of what Wu called a death threat and tried to get banned from twitter:
It's a joke about wearing masks. The whole "break in to my house and photograph me" was entirely fabricated. I can't even.
Edit: Oh, I completely forgot to mention. Wu did her fake crying thing again while talking about gamergate. It's such a jarring thing, one second she's acting totally upset and then the next moment she completely forgets about the emotion and it's straight back to normal.
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So has John listed one of his cars for sale yet? I could have sworn he claimed he was going to do so since he was adding another one. I bet Johnny boy is hoping everyone forgets about that little statement, including Frank.
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Why is it so hard for these pieces of shit to understand that John works 60,000k hours per week trying to protect the useless lives that they don't deserve? See how much time it takes for John to tell you how hardworking he is? That's what all hardworking people do.
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HOLY SHIT, JOHN JUST GOT QUINCY'D AGAIN!
I live for these moments where John swings his stump around, only to get it slapped back into his face.