Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Which newspapers did your stories appear in, John? And speaking of things changing, last time you were there, you also had a throbbing cock.

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And that's exactly why they rallied firmly behind Trump when he said he was going to take the troops out too.

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When John was getting his "expert" ass handed to him, he resorted to his usual MANSPLAING! screeching, to which Quincy riposted with, "I'm a woman, Brianna".
That was my favorite because it was a perfect example of John being a sexist pig. He ASSUMED a pilot was male, because obviously, FEEEEEEEMALES can't be pilots. What a fucking chauvinist John is.
 
Nice racism John, acknowledging incremental progress means saying that America has moved away from its white supremacist roots, which it clearly hasn't since 10,000k black trannies are raped every nanosecond. Your execution has been scheduled.

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oh thank goodness! It was just your usual fucked up immune system breaking down as it does every three months because you're a homebound fat FUCK living in total filth.

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Nice racism John, acknowledging incremental progress means saying that America has moved away from its white supremacist roots, which it clearly hasn't since 10,000k black trannies are raped every nanosecond. Your execution has been scheduled.

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oh thank goodness! It was just your usual fucked up immune system breaking down as it does every three months because you're a homebound fat FUCK living in total filth.

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another one?

"Unpopular Opinion......If you are waiting for utopia without doing anything, we will fail."

I sure as shit HOPE that's an unpopular opinion.
UTOPIA means no-place
"topos" = place
"u" = no

Thomas More used it because it was a fiction...a thought experiment it's like saying "disregarding friction,gravity, elasticity, thermal noise...and everything that actually happens" in a highschool physics problem.
Its a simplified, abstract conceptual model to examine principles - not a practical entity
 
Followed shortly by steam billowing out of the ears of the male mechanics nearby as they smacked themselves on the heads with oversized mallets.

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Niggers were stealing shit back then, niggers be stealing shit today!

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"They should have hired someone to explain a concept that would destroy the entire plotline of the movie."

According g to the synopsis, the game makers in the movie try to shut the game down. How would server mirroring and fault tolerance stop the admins from shutting it down anyway?
Spoiler for the movie, but,
The "shutting down" the servers is the "bad guy" taking an axe to them. The entire server room. So this shit is even dumber, because it's a code to solve a physical attack.
Wow. #DontBreathe2 is consoomer trash. I loved it.

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"Almost no one is redeemeable as a human being." Guess we know why John loved it eh.
So what if SAND-NIGGERS rape and murder each other in some shithole country I can't find on a map? We need harsher legislation to protect my feelings online NOW.

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I love how he has to put Online Harassment as a thing the government needs to solve. And it's even before abortion. Like he forgot about abortion but remembered online harassment.

Don't forget to harass women on the internet by the way. Them sluts love it.
"Many studies"

Narrator: She didn't cite any studies.

Took me about ten seconds. Lazy dumb bitch.
There was a study that does support his claim.
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Women sit around the bachelors and masters degrees, while trades men and labour workers sit at he high school or less, and PhD are more commonly men. It actually makes sense men wear masks less when you think of it like that.

Men, building society, becoming doctors, and marrying Frank Wu.
It's too bad that John wasn't elected, he would have passed legislation banning people from snickering at him as they walk by.

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How shitty of a neighbour is John that his neighbours will go Goabergail on his ass.
 
With no research or background knowledge whatsoever, I'm going to guess that this is a dogshit woke shovelware game that everyone hated therefore racism and rape, how close am I?

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PSST, John - the REEEing is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

LOLOL. You and your NPC ilk screamed for years about how games need "trigger warnings", and now that you have it, you're mad about how it waters down your gaming experience? You shat in the bed John, so now go lie in it.
 
"Fast three point clutch shooting specialist who can't defend or dunk in a two on two gimmick version of basketball" is dangerous because three pointers are still worth 33% more than two pointers. That's the answer John, the character strengths work just as much in keeping ahead of the computer if you're just trying to get open threes as fast as you can against the clock and the other team's defense, but you never played basketball so you can't get that concept. You also want to pair with a defensive specialist who can drive for strong dunk attempts as well as kick the ball out to the secret character when it's open from behind the arc on offense but we're now into meta.
OK. Where to start.

Wu acts like she's been obsessed with this deep mystery since the arcade was released. My X button is pretty much worn out from all the doubting I'm doing.
To recap some recent history, Arcade1up released an NBA Jam cabinet last year and Wu consoomed it pretty much on release day, as she does with lots of their overpriced mini arcade machines. I suspect it is now gathering dust, never turned on after a week of use.

Second, Wu only went to GDC once. Hilariously she thought Revolution 60 was going to win a prize at the indie game dev awards. This defies all logic because a) Those awards are an incestuous affair where friends give awards to friends, and b) Revolution 60 is a steaming pile of garbage. I would have given anything to see the anonymous judges feedback on the game, if any. We do know that the judges generally don't play the submitted games for more than 2 seconds unless they're from the aforementioned incestuous friend fuckbuddy group.

Third, as far as I can tell, the developers of the original NBA Jam were last credited on any games about 5 years before Wu started having delusions that she could be a game dev. So casually bumping in to them and asking random trivia is a bit far fetched. I strongly suspect they're retired or doing something else with their time these days.

Fourth, "programmer" Wu had to ask MVG to look up this fact. Lets see how easy it is.

Step 1. Search google for "NBA jam source". First result.

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Step 2. Search codebase for "Hoskins"

Five files match, but it's very easy to figure out which one is relevant because the other ones concern sprite data.

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Step 3. Read the file. What could those magic numbers mean?
Oh look, there's a fucking comment.

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You don't even have to know anything about assembly to read that.
"Software engineer" ladies and gentlemen.

Out of interest I also skimmed through Wu's latest TWiT appearance, because I was particularly interested in what Wu had to say about Github Copilot. Disappointingly the answer was basically nothing. I felt for sure that this topic would draw Wu out in to some complete bullshit but I guess not. The other guest, who doesn't claim to be a software engineer incidentally, had a few things to say but Wu pretty much said nothing.
Your post also has the other cheerleader secret character's stats in it, who is the better cheerleader secret character because it's the more well rounded one of the two, but John didn't want to sperg about the non-Sonya Blade blonde for some reason...

Did John just lose his subforum to a true and honest woman in the merge?
 
But really John, does anyone actually give a shit that some ooga boogas in the jungle can't get their shot when it's your safety on the line? Do they know who you are???

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Let's see, donate school supplies to nearby low-income school districts or overpriced plastic toy? Only one will aid the cause of social justice!

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