Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Once Frank counterfiles against coronavirus' erroneous patent lawsuit, the pandemic is finished.

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If Frank wasn't John's paypig, John would be roasting Frank into a pile of Celestial ashes for working as a glorified patent clerk whose job is to ensure that his employer can gouge the living shit out of the public for any drugs the company develops. Frank hasn't done any science since grad school.
 
If Frank wasn't John's paypig, John would be roasting Frank into a pile of Celestial ashes for working as a glorified patent clerk whose job is to ensure that his employer can gouge the living shit out of the public for any drugs the company develops. Frank hasn't done any science since grad school.
Doesn't matter how flimsy the connection, he'll take anything to let him keep up the LARP of being on the front lines fighting the Wu Flu while actually sitting around playing vidya all day. John's part of the reason I keep calling it the Wu Flu anyway; aside from Wu Flu being short and rhyming, John looks like the sort of ghoul that has all manner of festering diseases inside him anyway.

Also, where are the masks, John?
 
Ignoring everything else, the treadmills by LifeFitness average $1000. Even the newest ones are $1500. $700 for a used treadmill is a fucking rip off. Although, checking used, some of the people selling used are exceptional as hell. $3000 for a used treadmill? Nah nigga.

The seller told John that it used to belong to Steve Jobs and slapped some Sailor Moon decals on it, so he obviously was willing to yell at Frank to buy it for him pay that much for it.
 
That's right John, it's so grating when people with zero expertise in a field speak about it with total confidence, what kind of fucking asshole would do that?

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Wrong again rapist, never again question the credibility of professional sports car racer, investigative journalist, and computer engineer John Flynt or risk being shot at dawn. You know what, I think Imma shoot you and your loved ones anyway just for being a FUCKING WHITE MAN.

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>what kind of decent tires cost 450 for a set
I guess my hakkapeliita 9s aren't a decent set of studded winter tires seeing as I got a full set plus spare for a little over 500.
 
I guess you're talking about the time you and Frank when to the Kennedy Space Center and screamed at the space shuttles? Sublimely blissful times those were.

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I'm so sorry my best Twatter friend Michael, I can't believe that Vox could afford to fire someone who writes about anime and vidya.

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I'm so sorry my best Twatter friend Michael, I can't believe that Vox could afford to fire someone who writes about anime and vidya.

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Not surprising that John and Michael are BFFs. Hardworking Michael's last biweekly column was posted in December of last year and is introduced with a hot take worthy of his admirer John Walker Flynt: "It can be difficult to find time to finish a video game, especially if you only have a few hours a week to play." Eat your heart out, William of Ockham.
 
lmfao libertaritard btfo!! The right choice the entire time was to ensure that Dr*mpf permanently seizes absolute authority over the entire country.

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"fellow runners"
You're a fat piece of shit, John.

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the fuck you have

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It was also uphill both ways and Brianna was carrying Frank on their shoulders so they could deliver medicine to sick kids by Christmas.

Frank, the sexually deviant Celestial Father Christmas, was brought along to scream, "You pay! You pay!" as he stuck slivers of bamboo under the parents' fingernails until they came up with the $6,000 per pill his company charges for its eleemosynary efforts on behalf of the world's poor snd suffering.
 
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Instead of doing that, they squandered every penny they had and were barely able to keep the lights on. They likely got nothing for this money during that time except for a boilerplate campaign plan, a weekly conference call, and possibly someone to go to events occasionally because John can’t be bothered.g

If they'd had a real campaign though money would still be coming in. You can hire professionals all you like but if the actual "canidate" doesn't care enough to get off his fat ass and run it won't matter. At least John isn't just eating the budget personally.
 
I'd say it's a good think to see John decline in relevance, but you'd have to climb to a peak to descend from it in the first place.
 
I'd say it's a good think to see John decline in relevance, but you'd have to climb to a peak to descend from it in the first place.
Gamergate really was something of a peak for John, though. After successfully bitching at his peons to make his game bringing a video game to iOS and conning gullible rubes out of their money completing a Kickstarter to bring it to PC, he jumped headfirst into the controversy, threw shit at anyone who'd dare besmirch the reputation of Queen Zoe, and then used the "lol shut up"s he got back as proof of harassment, milking that into plenty of sympathetic coverage and thousands of Patreon bucks. He then used his new notoriety (with Frank's help, of course) to get speaking engagements and interviews on various networks, as well as being allowed to publish uninformed garbage in various opinion pieces. He even figured he was famous enough to get elected to Congress solely due to being a "woman in tech."

But the increased fame also lead to increased scrutiny, and things have been slowly tumbling down since then. He dragged his feet on actually publishing Rev60 on Steam, and only after being hounded about it for a couple years did he finally do so, the result being roundly mocked both for being a bad game and for being utterly broken at the very end. His Patreon has been dwindling steadily since Gamergate started, either because people let their pledges run until their cards expired or they finally realized they weren't getting anything out of it. News coverage is still fairly positive, but a lot of people don't seem to have a good opinion of him, especially the people in his district that he needs to win over. He was blown out last election, but he still thinks he has a chance this time around, despite Lynch's generally positive approval rating and no support from the DCCC since he's trying to primary an incumbent (he should thank AOC for that). And of course, let's not forget the truly galaxy-brained takes he's posted, like the infamous moon rocks debacle.

John's peak may not be truly high in the grand scheme of things, but it was the highest he's ever been, and he's unlikely to reach that level of moderate notoriety ever again. Assuming he fails at his congressional ambitions again, will he try a third time, attempt some other scheme to remain relevant, or fuck off and play video games badly for the rest of his life? I guess we'll find out in September.
 
Assuming he fails at his congressional ambitions again, will he try a third time, attempt some other scheme to remain relevant, or fuck off and play video games badly for the rest of his life?
I think the siren call of speedrunning will be hard for him to resist. As we've seen, there are plenty of obscure "world records" he can gun for.
"Fastest Mario 2 (PAL Wii Mario All-Stars version) Any% Run, Princess and Mario alternating"
 
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