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The real fake workout is anytime you claim to get off the couch to do anything other than go to sleep.
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watThe real fake workout is anytime you claim to get off the couch to do anything other than go to sleep.
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I mean John's not wrong about that being around his 80% heart rate (funny how he's not pretending to be a 30-something now though, isn't it?) But spin classes are supposed to be high intensity. For him to be all "OMG spin class so hard guise!!" you'd expect to see more than 30 minutes of moderate exercise.
John can't help himself in terms of hyperbole. The ideal 80% heart-rate given by active.com for a 42 year old is 142bpm. Their range is 97-151. John can't even fudge things so that he qualifies as an outlier. I give it 50/50 odds on him deleting the tweet and replacing it with a new one referencing the actual healthy stats.I mean John's not wrong about that being around his 80% heart rate (funny how he's not pretending to be a 30-something now though, isn't it?) But spin classes are supposed to be high intensity.
Are you saying this doesn't count as a road race?I'll also add that Massachusetts is pretty much the world capital of road races, and if our elite 10K runner John had ever entered one, his results would be visible. (I would know, because I've worked with the web sites that publish all the results). John has never so much as entered a local 5K.
Uh, really?
Attention whores, and no.Uh, really?
With this dudes first post I was sympathetic, but putting up a Twitter pic as you wait to euthanize your dog? With yourself included in it?
He's doing this for Twitter Pity Points.
And John's jealous.
Seriously, we've all dealt with the loss of beloved pets; who advertises their grief this way? Am I the only one who finds this tacky and nauseating?
The pandemic has truly succeeded in bringing out the core of John Flynt's campaign: which is to say, autism.
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If you are spending Easter Reading Brianna Wu's tweets you deserve all of the pain it brings you.Yes, it's way past the statute of limitations on this, but I have a special hatred in my heart for anyone who decides to just spoil Scream out of nowhere.
So fuck you, John, for discussing the ending and posting a gif from the end of a nearly 25-year-old movie. It's the least important fuck you you'll get all week, but I just wanted to make sure you knew how terrible you (and Chu) are.
If you are spending Easter Reading Brianna Wu's tweets you deserve all of the pain it brings you.
Sober except for the times when you down a third of a bottle of Ambien and go on a shitposting spree.
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John is at his dumbest when he thinks he's being profound.Novacane!
Does John have a new cane?
Also, Novocaine is a local anaesthetic; it ain't gonna numb your whole body. The idea that it amplifies damage elsewhere is simply gibberish. Scientist John is on fire today.
What a bunch of charlatans, thank god we have internationally respected epidemiologist, software engineer, and lingerie model Prof. Dr. John W. Flynt to set the record straight.
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