Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Frank's fetish is fucking crustaceans but you can't get everything you wish for so he settled for crust.
Frank is really the fucked up one. I mean John is John. He's delusional, but it's not like he's got a lot of choices here. He is still a fucktard as Brianna or John. Both versions are honestly equally creepy. And either way, the pool of potential mates is very shallow. He's lucky he found even one person who could be into ugly + crazy.

Frank, though, has money and could have gotten an actual normal female wife or an actual normal male husband. The fact that he chooses to be with John tells me that his problems are probably worse than John's. Wonder what Frank's friends and family really think of John?
 
To start your weekend with a confused boner: a black dress photographed in a professional setting.

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So I went to Wu's election site. There's a big nothing there. There are no policy papers, no deep dive into anything, just a paragraph of text that's as bog standard as they come. It should be easy to write up some "cybersecurity" policies for such an expert.

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This is John's cybersecurity policy:

1. Replace all computers with Apple MacBooks.

2. Wipe the BIOS

3. Scream at Frank when everything gets hacked to shit

4. Blame gamergate
 
To start your weekend with a confused boner: a black dress photographed in a professional setting.

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John needs some spanx. And some hose. And a paper bag over his head.

hahaha wasn't it fucking hilarious when those dumb faggots got blown to bits during the D-Day invasion?

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And John completely missed the point. If a 16 year old is capable of making big decisions rationally, they are capable of consenting to sex. And if they can consent, it isn't rape. But, if you can't argue against the point -- let's just joke about killing men. On an official social media account while you're campaigning for office. If anyone actually paid attention to him, this kind of shit would get him in trouble. He's just lucky that his primary audience at this point is KF.
 
This is John's cybersecurity policy:

1. Replace all computers with Apple MacBooks.

2. Wipe the BIOS

3. Scream at Frank when everything gets hacked to shit

4. Blame gamergate

You left out " wipe the PSU," one of the stupidest things Engineer John has ever posted.
 
To start your weekend with a confused boner: a black dress photographed in a professional setting.

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In 1994, a team of students broke in to the abandoned Missisipi state asylum seeking to document the untouched ruins and to uncover the source of the local legend surrounding the so called "Wigged Witch Wendigo"

They were never seen again.

Twenty years later, as the crumbling structure was being demolished, a broken camera encrusted with dried blood was found in the basement, wrapped up inside the tattered jacket of one of the missing students, alongside a rusty space camp participation medal, the bones of several small dogs, an unread copy of "Game Development for Dummies: Remedial Edition", a number of Chinese restaurant menus, and the desiccated, mummified genitalia of what could have been a donkey or an elk.

Only one photo, badly decomposed, was recovered from the film and the main subject was identified as one of the missing students, Natalie O Brien.

Her fate, and that of the others in her team, remains unknown.


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In 1994, a team of students broke in to the abandoned Missisipi state asylum seeking to document the untouched ruins and to uncover the source of the local legend surrounding the so called "Wigged Witch Wendigo"

They were never seen again.

Twenty years later, as the crumbling structure was being demolished, a broken camera encrusted with dried blood was found in the basement, wrapped up inside the tattered jacket of one of the missing students, alongside a rusty space camp participation medal, the bones of several small dogs, an unread copy of "Game Development for Dummies: Remedial Edition", a number of Chinese restaurant menus, and the desiccated, mummified genitalia of what could have been a donkey or an elk.

Only one photo, badly decomposed, was recovered from the film and the main subject was identified as one of the missing students, Natalie O Brien.

Her fate, and that of the others in her team, remains unknown.


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Wendingo Wu giving Miss'ippi John serious competition for best Thread Fiction.
 
Eh, Miss'ippi john has had some staying power so far. Let's see Wendigo Wu try and match it first
It all depends on one simple balance....

If Flynt keeps crapping out anecdotes about his time workin the fields of his penniless family plantation and sheltering fleeing gays from gamergate military recruiters then Miss'ippi John holds the advantage

If instead he keeps releasing more photos of his gangly ghoulgeist body and nightmare snarl face then Wendigo Wu will make a proper comeback
 
Like I get that you don't know the slightest way how to fake a "proven track record of fighting for progressive values" but you could at least spiff up the website with some super exaggerated cybersecurity expert credentials:
  • Assisted the FBI by leading a cyberterorrism investigation against a serious and dangerous domestic threat.
  • Consulted with major technology companies and media outlets over a five year period on large scale cybersecurity issues.
  • Advised top officials on cybersecurity public policy that protected the 2018 election from the hacking that altered the 2016 election.
  • Testified to multiple agencies on growing domestic terrorist threats in the technology field.
  • Presented a far reaching and detailed agenda on future cybersecurity policy to many of the largest and most important conferences.
  • Led the fight for the protection of women both online and in the technology workplace.
  • Proposed major policy challenges that the world will face in future both on the planet Earth and from nearby satellites in space.
  • Worked with some of the largest names in the technology field in collaboration efforts through platforms such as Twitter.
  • Was able to type on computers placed at least a foot higher than Stephen Lynch.
 
It all depends on one simple balance....

If Flynt keeps crapping out anecdotes about his time workin the fields of his penniless family plantation and sheltering fleeing gays from gamergate military recruiters then Miss'ippi John holds the advantage

If instead he keeps releasing more photos of his gangly ghoulgeist body and nightmare snarl face then Wendigo Wu will make a proper comeback

Wendigo Wu is more appropriate for Halloween.
 
No. :trump:

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Assignment: Calculate the marginal utility of $100 donated to a canidate that not only has 0% chance of winning but will also spend your money on fast food and mobile game microtransactions.

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Astute observation John, now which ideology was it again that was the one that started obsessing about gender in the first place?

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You be precise: you love to masturbate to her, John.

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