Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Why not just outright kill them, John? There is no salvation for heretics inshallah.

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Peace and Harmony said:
If I followed the money John I'd end up believing that your campaign was being sponsored by Square-Enix.

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42 year old unemployed man who thinks he can get elected to one of the highest offices in the world.

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Don't forget to remind people that you were space commander too, John.

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"I majored in journalism."

Misspells the first word of the next sentence.

The misspelled word is on.

In the same sentence misspells of.

Never change, John.
 
polonium said:
I would cum in my pants if John & Frank somehow hired Maddox's lawyer, Kevin Landau.
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Unfortunately they'll probably pay top dollar for some white shoe lawyer who drives a Porsche. I'm going to bet WilmerHale because John or Frank might have heard of it. If not them, then some firm with IP as one of their areas because Frank knows them.

Water-T said:
"Stephen Lynch puts ketchup on his hot dogs and brushes with baking soda instead of toothpaste. Help kick this monster out of office by voting for me, Brianna Wu"
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Lynch may put ketchup on his hot dog, but John attacks his with a knife and screams at it while trying to turn it inside out.
 
Another day of rapid-fire policy proposals from the John Flynt for Congress campaign.

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Keep the Porch boner in check John, you're supposed to be crowdfunding to fight the water filter salesman, remember?

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Impossible! How could John be neglecting one of the most EPIC and important podcasts out there?

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Karl_der_Grosse said:
I wonder what "Broadcast Class" was actually called, and what it consisted of.
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John watching TV on the couch. Also it was after he dropped out of college. (for the third time)
 
Spastic Colon said:
Why do I not believe that John is capable of fixing cars? I mean, he brags about it all the time, yet every time it just seems like a massive pile of horseshit to me. Has he ever posted a video of him doing car repairs?
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The only time he did was when he thought it was a good idea to paint his car outside in their driveway during a windy day.
 
Bri never does anything without taking picture of the activity. Never. The image of the board is on white background, so it's clearly take off the store. I went to Wu's Twitter and sure enough, it's even watermaked. And even if Wu DID the "repair" "I pulled it out and cleaned connectors" is just step above "I blow NES carts".

Who would brag about it?
 
UselessRubberKeyboard said:
More than half of all communication face to face is through body language. It's one of the reasons why it's much harder to dupe someone in meatspace than it is online. Even if we don't realise it, in face to face interactions we pick up on the many nonverbal cues that someone is lying to us or is untrustworthy, weird, or somehow just "off".

It's also why Wu will never win an election.
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Agree in part, but that's not the full picture. There's a lot of ways a candidate could make up for being thoroughly unlikable to the human population, John just has none of them going for him.

If John was married to Bill Clinton, rather than a gaysian 1%er, he could at least become a Senator.

MyOtherNicknameIsAPun said:
Bri never does anything without taking picture of the activity. Never. The image of the board is on white background, so it's clearly take off the store. I went to Wu's Twitter and sure enough, it's even watermaked. And even if Wu DID the "repair" "I pulled it out and cleaned connectors" is just step above "I blow NES carts".

Who would brag about it?
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The feeling that I am feeling at John bragging about unscrewing the back of his taillights and spraying contact cleaner on the ridiculously overengineered Porsche crap inside, when he clearly didn't even do that, must be similar to the feeling that women feel when John claims to be a woman.

I don't like it.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
Gas yourself, John.

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Very astute of you John, it's a pity however that Star Wars isn't actually real.

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I’ve read the entire extended universe and there is absolutely zero mention of the emperor’s anti-feminist agenda you dumb fucking tranny. He’s not racist either, he’s speciesist. The empire hated aliens and race is never mentioned.
 
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