Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Daily reminder that real life is not the same as playing Civ V on easy mode, John.

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That sounds a bit Trump-ish John.

I wonder.................
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To be fair to reporters, Wu is at best a human interest story,

But Wu isn't human... or interesting...

Very compelling reasons indeed, like uhhhhhhhhhhh

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Never forget: all news is lolcow news.

Yes John, because NOTHING says efficient telecommunications infrastructure quite like a 2 second delay in signal. You can't make the phone go faster than lightspeed! There is no telco hyperspace. Subspace communications only exists in Star Trek. You know, like Wu's technical training, education and degree.
 
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Warren Lynch on Facebook said:
Here's what it's going to take to get Brianna Wu (or another progressive challenger) on the 2018 Democratic primary ballot for US Congress in Massachusetts. She lives in Dedham, MA:
-Has to have lived in the US 7 years
-Has to have been a registered Democrat since February 28th
-Has to live in Massachusetts
-Has to be 25 years old or older
-May not run for more than one office
-Has to get 2000 signatures on nomination papers, from local residents within her district only, Democrats or Unenrolled only, between now and May 8th
-All approximately 400 pages of signatures (average 5 per page) must be filled out accurately with no mistakes, and her opponents get to decide what a "mistake" is.
-Has to convince the Dedham Board of Elections to approve all signatures by May 29th
-Has to get a Certificate of Party Enrollment, and get it stamped by at least 3 Dedham elections officials
-Must write and sign acceptance of nomination
-File all campaign finances with the Federal Election Commission
...and that's it. No "war chest" of a million dollars needed. No television ad buys needed. No corporate donations needed. The hardest part is just getting about 200 friends and fans to go get you 10 signatures each. But people are pretty politically engaged now, right?

Hi Warren! So Young Jurks listeners will be tasked with getting Brianna’s signatures?

Why does this feel like a pyramid scheme?
 
Hi Warren! So Young Jurks listeners will be tasked with getting Brianna’s signatures?

Why does this feel like a pyramid scheme?
Alright, let's go:
-Has to get 2000 signatures on nomination papers, from local residents within her district only, Democrats or Unenrolled only, between now and May 8th

Lol

-All approximately 400 pages of signatures (average 5 per page) must be filled out accurately with no mistakes, and her opponents get to decide what a "mistake" is.

Nigga, she can barely cook dinner.

-Has to convince the Dedham Board of Elections to approve all signatures by May 29th

Sure, let's see if she can avoid wigging out and calling them all sand niggers, and adhere to a deadline.

-File all campaign finances with the Federal Election Commission

They barely make each deadline, and when they do, it reads like Madoff's financial records.
 
Hi Warren! So Young Jurks listeners will be tasked with getting Brianna’s signatures?

Why does this feel like a pyramid scheme?
“No million dollar warchest needed, no buy in”
Did nobody tell Warren that’s the entire point of the scampaign? Plz donate!
 
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