Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

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How long will Revolution 60 come to Steam?


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Donde esta el juego, Juan

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So, what does everyone think is going to be John's excuse this time?
The Contenders:
- Ordinary delay: "Just a few more bugs, can't rush perfection", and so on.
- Fleeing the house again: "A REALLY serious rape threat this time, I swear"
- Failing Upward: "Just got an big-dollar offer from <insert company> to make Rev60 an exclusive on their platform, coming in 2018"
- The Nuclear Option: "Gamergate hacked my computer and deleted Rev60, the game is irrevocably lost, please donate to Patreon"
 
"the lighting was off in one room during holidays cutscene where she eats a corndog out of amelias asshole, so I added a fuck ton of neon lensflairs in there but i think it needs a bit more. even despite using a ultimate computer (mac airbook power pro) i think this update is going need a few more months to be ready."
 
So, what does everyone think is going to be John's excuse this time?
The Contenders:
- Ordinary delay: "Just a few more bugs, can't rush perfection", and so on.
- Fleeing the house again: "A REALLY serious rape threat this time, I swear"
- Failing Upward: "Just got an big-dollar offer from <insert company> to make Rev60 an exclusive on their platform, coming in 2018"
- The Nuclear Option: "Gamergate hacked my computer and deleted Rev60, the game is irrevocably lost, please donate to Patreon"

- In honor of Hillary Clinton becoming the first Woman president we're delaying the game so we can add giant shoulder pads to all the outfits.
 
I will guess she ignores it and, a few weeks from now, she will set another deadline she has no intention of meeting.
 
So, what does everyone think is going to be John's excuse this time?
The Contenders:
- Ordinary delay: "Just a few more bugs, can't rush perfection", and so on.
- Fleeing the house again: "A REALLY serious rape threat this time, I swear"
- Failing Upward: "Just got an big-dollar offer from <insert company> to make Rev60 an exclusive on their platform, coming in 2018"
- The Nuclear Option: "Gamergate hacked my computer and deleted Rev60, the game is irrevocably lost, please donate to Patreon"


Oculus Rift / Vive dragging their asses opening access to their api for indy trans developers while giving aaa cis male devs full access.
 
So, what does everyone think is going to be John's excuse this time?
The Contenders:
- Ordinary delay: "Just a few more bugs, can't rush perfection", and so on.
- Fleeing the house again: "A REALLY serious rape threat this time, I swear"
- Failing Upward: "Just got an big-dollar offer from <insert company> to make Rev60 an exclusive on their platform, coming in 2018"
- The Nuclear Option: "Gamergate hacked my computer and deleted Rev60, the game is irrevocably lost, please donate to Patreon"
There will be no excuse. She probably already forgot about the meteor comment. If anyone presses her about she will claim she didn't set an actual deadline.
 
if you've been saving a prank to pull on brianna now is the time

he is looking for any excuse to delay revolution 60 again and will explode more than usual
 
An initial investment of $400,000 so more was invested after that? I could have made R60 for fuck all with Unreal and Blender.
Plus 12K from the PC kickstarter

They all run Macbooks, which may struggle with this game depending on how much fucking light blooms John throws in there.
Did he say it will even run on MacBooks?

So basically she wants to be George Lucas but without having to put any of the initial effort in?

Better:

Fuck. I love me some Yasunori Mitsuda
 
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So, what does everyone think is going to be John's excuse this time?
The Contenders:
- Ordinary delay: "Just a few more bugs, can't rush perfection", and so on.
- Fleeing the house again: "A REALLY serious rape threat this time, I swear"
- Failing Upward: "Just got an big-dollar offer from <insert company> to make Rev60 an exclusive on their platform, coming in 2018"
- The Nuclear Option: "Gamergate hacked my computer and deleted Rev60, the game is irrevocably lost, please donate to Patreon"
He set himself up for this one.
"I fled my from house because of that Gamegate meteor!"
"Pressure from Gamergate made me delay the game from stress! :stress::stress::stress:"

or the most realistic: "I've got a few more bugs to fix! The game is coming soon!"
 
So, what does everyone think is going to be John's excuse this time?
The Contenders:
- Ordinary delay: "Just a few more bugs, can't rush perfection", and so on.
- Fleeing the house again: "A REALLY serious rape threat this time, I swear"
- Failing Upward: "Just got an big-dollar offer from <insert company> to make Rev60 an exclusive on their platform, coming in 2018"
- The Nuclear Option: "Gamergate hacked my computer and deleted Rev60, the game is irrevocably lost, please donate to Patreon"

"I'm thrilled to announce that Frank and I are having a baby!"
 
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