UN Brazilian Election Megathread - Bolsonaro Wins HUEHUEHUEHUE

Bolsonaro wins

I figured I'd start this thread in a similar manner to the Swedish one, about a topic of considerable importance this weekend which we all forgot about.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_general_election,_2018

General elections are scheduled to be held in Brazil on 7 October 2018 to elect the President, Vice President and the National Congress. Elections for state Governors and Vice Governors, state Legislative Assemblies and Federal District Legislative Chamber will be held at the same time.

So, who do you think is going to win? Will @AN/ALR56 come back to life and educate us? Polls looks quite good for Bolsonaro as God-Emperor of the southern half of the New World.

 

[Ahriman]

Spoiler: one compilation a brazilian did

This is beyond hilarious, it's like 2016 all over again.

 

[Judge Holden]

Fake news. Here's the real winner:

Spoiler

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FTFY

Spoiler

 

[Hux]

FDR LITERALLY THREW YOU IN A FUCKING CAMP YOU SHOULD KNOW NOTHING HAPPENING TODAY COMPARES TO THAT YOU WASHED UP FAIRY

 

[Commander Keen]

Brazil: Ah America, you elected Trump? Hold my beer.

From what I’ve read, this guy makes Trump look like one of those guys who sport Che shirts and proclaim how awesome the world would be if we all got along and smoked a little angledust.

 

[RP 520]

Where's the salt? I wanna see the salt. The /r/worldnews thread is filled with western brocialists panicking and literally shaking rn on behalf of Brazil.

That's how it is on twitter right now. It's a lot of people who aren't even from the general area of South America freaking out and claiming that fascism has come to Brazil, and oddly that all the rain forests in Brazil are doomed now.

 

[8777BB5]

Maybe he can invite Trump and Putin down so they can grab the Samba girls by the pussy

 

[Draza]

FTFY

Spoiler

Where's the Guac?

 

[Guardian G.I.]

It's pretty amusing reading foreigner's comments. They don't know about this election in an unbiased way and are only parroting what John Oliver has said in his video. If you wanted more proof that leftist 'muricans are NPCs, this is it.

On the other hand, the people of Venezuela are fucking ectastic that Bolsonaro has won, it'll put a ton of pressure on Maduro since he's a rebid anti-chavista.

Just how truthful are the claims that Bolsonaro wants to destroy the entire Amazon Rainforest? There are a lot of these comments at Reddit's /r/worldnews right now.

 

[Ahriman]

https://twitter.com/folha/status/1056687610947686401

It says that they're blasting the "Tropa De Elite" theme song in their celebration, lmao

 

[Monika H.]

Just waiting for the American leftists to REEEEeeee for another country's elections like they did with Italy and Hungary

 

[PantsFreeZone]

Just waiting for the American leftists to REEEEeeee for another country's elections like they did with Italy and Hungary

That happens in full effect on November 7th.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

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FDR LITERALLY THREW YOU IN A FUCKING CAMP YOU SHOULD KNOW NOTHING HAPPENING TODAY COMPARES TO THAT YOU WASHED UP FAIRY

Liberals always cry that its the right that rises to power through fear tactics, while at the same time calling all of their opponents worse than Hitler and warning that if they win, women, minorities, muslims and lgbt groups will all be thrown into gas chambers

 

[Sparky Lurker]

The foreign reeing about the amazon rainforest subject is so fuckin stupid that was never even brought as a major political subject by the opposition or by the brazilian media.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Where's the Guac?

Columba forgot her stepstool, so she can't reach the kitchen counter.

 

[Ahriman]

B O L S O N A R O

Just how truthful are the claims that Bolsonaro wants to destroy the entire Amazon Rainforest? There are a lot of these comments at Reddit's /r/worldnews right now.

Fear mongering as usual, especially coming from r/worldnews. According to them, back in '16 you'd think that Trump was refueling the Diesel locomotives in order to load hundreds of freight trains with immigrants, SJWs and troons and dump them in the Mexican border (alas, that didn't happen).

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Obviously I don't like the guy but it's not surprising. Brazil's been kind of a shit hole for a long time, so the incumbent party losing shouldn't shock anyone.

Hopefully the guy can clean up the mess but I have pretty low expectations for Brazil in general.

 

[sperginity]

I'm not up to date on Latin American politics, though I have read a lot of political history of the region from the 70s to the 90s. There is so much corruption that I'm skeptical of their elections by default. Brazil especially has had their elections fucked with in all kinds of ways historically. I'm fine with whoever they want to lead, I just hope the people got a fair election.

 

[Cubanodun]

You can fuck yourself with your socialism Owen

 

[Ahriman]

My oh my, look at all those racists! surely Bolsonaro is Hitler 2.0!

 

[Regret]

Liberals always cry that its the right that rises to power through fear tactics, while at the same time calling all of their opponents worse than Hitler and warning that if they win, women, minorities, muslims and lgbt groups will all be thrown into gas chambers

They just neglect to mention they're the ones who will be committing the violence.