UN Brazilian Election Megathread - Bolsonaro Wins HUEHUEHUEHUE

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Bolsonaro wins

I figured I'd start this thread in a similar manner to the Swedish one, about a topic of considerable importance this weekend which we all forgot about.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_general_election,_2018
General elections are scheduled to be held in Brazil on 7 October 2018 to elect the President, Vice President and the National Congress. Elections for state Governors and Vice Governors, state Legislative Assemblies and Federal District Legislative Chamber will be held at the same time.
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So, who do you think is going to win? Will @AN/ALR56 come back to life and educate us? Polls looks quite good for Bolsonaro as God-Emperor of the southern half of the New World.
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Based Alckmin wasted tons of money on his campaign to get TV time, just to turn into a running gag about stealing meal from kids when was governor of Sao Paulo.

Based Marina trying to be neutral and contradicting herself during every turn and will probally disappear after this election.

Based Ciro Gomes will attend @AN/ALR56 wishes of civil war, by constantly calling people from the south of the country and his opposition of "fascists sons of bitches"

Based Haddad from the Workers Party is a" literal who?" which serves as the only fuction of being a puppet of Lula and the relationships with Maduro, wil try to regulate the fucking Whatsapp of all things, is a constantly punchbag on debates, and somehow is magically on second place on the polls.

Based Bolsonaro did not go on the last debate yesterday because he is recovering from the stabbing, and stayed at home watching a comedian mock all the politicians while the debate was going on.

REDPILEADO DACIOLO WILL SAVE THIS COUNTRY FOR THE GLORY OF GOD !!!
 
Gibe monies plx or I depot j00! The perfect policy of our time!
 
They're all shitty candidates, Brazil currently is a hell hole full of corruption, drug dealers and illegal immigrants from Venezuela.

@Sparky Lurker don't forget Haddad left his supporters waiting under the rain and never showed up lol what a cretin
 
>condemn Bolsonaro as straight up evil
>ban the only guy who can possibly beat Bolsonaro from running in the election
>try and kill Bolsonaro and fail

Has someone rigged the election in favor of this Jair Bolsonaro guy? Granted, Brazil is fucked whoever wins since Brazilian politicians regularly compete with Indian and African politicians (with some token Italians and Slavs) in the game of "most corrupt world politicians".
 
Sparky Lurker said:
Based Alckmin wasted tons of money on his campaign to get TV time, just to turn into a running gag about stealing meal from kids when was governor of Sao Paulo.
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He's the brazilian ¡Jeb!

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Adolf Von Merkel said:
Didn't Bolsonaro get stabbed after saying that he would shoot all Worker party voters?
lol he barely can survive one exceptional commie with a knife.
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Yes, and he almost died.

He gave a interview recently and he looked horrible. Extremely skinny, weak voice, bad appearance overall. Pretty sad to be honest. But now his opponents are calling him a coward for nothing showing in debates and campaign events! Dude has a sack of shit stuck in him, almost immobile, but the fuckers still think he is a loser somehow for not leaving his home.

Look, I despise this guy but you gotta give him kudos for winning this election so easily, his opponents are literal reta.r.d.eds.

The polls are giving him a win in the first round.
 
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From what little I know, all of the candidates look terrible. Bolsonaro is an edgelord who constantly says stupid shit, but you gotta give him kudos for trucking on after almost being killed. Wouldn't vote for him tho.

Aren't there any right-of-center candidates that are not far-right spastics?
 
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The Jumping Dwarf said:
From what little I know, all of the candidates look terrible. Bolsonaro is an edgelord who constantly says stupid shit, but you gotta give him kudos for trucking on after almost being killed. Wouldn't vote for him tho.

Aren't there any right-of-center candidates that are not far-right spastics?
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Amoedo is too small that he couldn't even go to debates, stayed at twitter making long texts arguing with himself, his influence on this election can be almost compared of a Gary Johnson.

Alvaro Dias commited campaign suicide after a video of him leaked saying that he was glad that Bolsonaro was almost dead (later he said he was meaning politically wise, but now the damage is done)

REDPILEADO DACIOLO THO:
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>Is following a redemption arc after being associated with a communist political party his entire life.
>The few debates he went, he went with the single objective of mocking Ciro Gomes with his communist associations.
>Literally read threads on 55chan and made his campaign based on it.
>Wasted less than 1k of reais on his campaign and surpassed the likes of Meirelles, Boulos and Dias on the polls with only the prayers of God.
>Predicted the downfall of a replica of the Statue of Liberty sent by the globalists.
>Made the debates actually entertaining.

What he posted on twitter just a few hours ago:
https://twitter.com/CaboDaciolo/status/1048542769193672704
 
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Someone hammered a voting machine:
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In other place a woman throwed dirty sanitary napkins:
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Most based brazilian election tbh.
 
Ah Brazil...sun-drenched emerald paradise where a child's first toy is a scrap-metal copy of a MAC-10, which they need because a child's first playmates are a police death squad. Where kidnapping of anglos as they get off the plane is about as common as tourists boarding buses to Disney World in Florida as they get off the plane. A land where finding human shit in your drinking water would be a joy, because the alternative is finding human body parts in your water. The country where a bored, poor neighbor is likely loot a hospital, causing one of the worst radiation leak incidents in the world to that date. It's as if God himself fired up a game of Tropico, played it about a third of the way through, then wandered off to do something else and left it idle all night.
 
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