UN Brazilian Election Megathread - Bolsonaro Wins HUEHUEHUEHUE

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Bolsonaro wins

I figured I'd start this thread in a similar manner to the Swedish one, about a topic of considerable importance this weekend which we all forgot about.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_general_election,_2018
General elections are scheduled to be held in Brazil on 7 October 2018 to elect the President, Vice President and the National Congress. Elections for state Governors and Vice Governors, state Legislative Assemblies and Federal District Legislative Chamber will be held at the same time.

So, who do you think is going to win? Will @AN/ALR56 come back to life and educate us? Polls looks quite good for Bolsonaro as God-Emperor of the southern half of the New World.
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These false flags are unbelievable. What's the point to paint swastikas everywhere on a country where 99% of the population has nigger blood in their veins? Those guys want to copy everything from US and end up worsening what was already ridiculous.
Hey now, even I don't think it's THAT bad.

I'd be more concerned with commies fucking with the voting machines, although the company which operates them might be the Venezuelan one.

Guys, you really can't even fathom what an election in brazil looks like, you're missing this amazing shitshow.

Now we have a leaked sextape with one of the candidates for governor of São Paulo (the biggest and most important state of the country). Enjoy:

https://twitter.com/ilyjawregui/status/1054795508521361408
Isn't that just a typical day in Brazil?
 
If the church backs Haddad and shills for him over the next two weeks, he might have a chance. Something similar happened in the Austrian presidential election a year or two ago, where the Church denounced the anti-immigrant candidate and endorsed the open borders one. Despite enjoying a good lead in the polls, the anti-immigrant candidate ended up losing by a clear margin.
Based Haddad managed to make a huge improvement with the religious vote after a bible that he earned on a rally was found in the trash on the same place where the rally happened:
Later Haddad tried to explain himself by saying the Bible was stolen from the rally, implying there were thiefs among the people who went to the rally to steal a bible just to throw it away.
 
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So it looks like HBO Brazil won't show John Oliver's episode where he is critical of Bolsonaro. And with good reason, the man is leading the polls by a large margin.

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Also, you should check out $CURRENT_YEAR Man's video just for the comments, it's been heavily downvoted by Brazilians, and the usual Oliver apologists telling Brazilians that they don't know what's best for them from the comfort of their Western homes -- most likely Commiefornia which is a much bigger shithole than all of Brazil.

 
If they weren't dumb leftwards, they would've realized their hypocrisy for supporting leftard candidates in Latin American countries, while bitching about our neocolonialist policies of supporting anti-communist dictators in the past.

Of course, if it was a foreign show from a shithole or woke developed country talking shit about Donald Trump during the 2016 election, it would be rerunning nonstop like A Christmas Story on TBS, except here on Election Day.
 
Worker's Party went full exceptional and seemingly started a lawsuit against multiple people for questioning the legitimacy of the voting machines:
http://reaconaria.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Representação-Eleitoral-Fakenews-07.10-Protocolo.pdf

Also, after the Ciro's brother incident, they got another rally hijacked, this time by a disgruntled rapper that was invited to sing there, he said that Worker's Party was struggling to get votes because they were failing to hear the people, while you may not understand portuguese just looking at Haddad and other bystanders like Boulos, you will see that wasn't exactly on their plans.



This whole campaign feels like a rejected pitch of an Adam Sandler movie.
 
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While the Worker's Party's autism is simultaneously hilarious to watch and an embarrassment to the Left as a whole, discussing it is sort of like discussing Hillary Clinton, everyone agrees that the subject is shit, but it's not very relevant considering the current political climate.

Moving onto the people who will soon be in power, it's pretty clear that most people in this thread are in favour of Bolsonaro. So, what do you like about the guy? What do you think his government will look like?
 
Moving onto the people who will soon be in power, it's pretty clear that most people in this thread are in favour of Bolsonaro. So, what do you like about the guy? What do you think his government will look like?
Right wing death squads, the Trump election didn't turn out the way CNN said it would so I'm hoping for the boy from Brazil to carry the slack
 
The funniest part about all of this is the champagne socialists in America cannot fathom why South America is making such a hard turn to the right. It couldn't be successive leftist governments in Argentina defaulting on huge debts and crashing the economy (SEVEN TIMES), Maoist guerillas wrecking Peru, a 50 year civil war in Colombia, The Sandinistas in Nicaragua turning the state into a kleptocracy or fucking Venezuela. I mean, look at Venezuela! They got refugees fleeing to Colombia for a better life! Compare any of that to Uruguay or Chile, and even Brazil which were largely ruled by autocratic capitalists pigs until recently. The experiment on Castro style socialism has been run, and the verdict is in. It fucking sucks.

On that note, inarticulate reeeeeeing by Canadian's and their token Brazilian "artist" who lives in Toronto. "We are seeing a truer reflection of what Brazil is". Spoiler, its racist, sexist, misogynist, literally fascist.

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opi...are-seeing-a-truer-reflection-of-what-brazil/

In Jair Bolsonaro, we are seeing a truer reflection of what Brazil really is

Bruno Capinan is a Brazilian-born singer, songwriter and performer living in Toronto. His most recent album, Divina Graça, was released in 2016. He wrote this article along with Christopher Frey, a Toronto-based journalist.

One morning in 1979, during the latter years of Brazil’s military dictatorship, the people of São Paulo awoke to find the heads of the city’s statues and monuments covered with trash bags and tied off at the neck. The work had been carried out overnight by the three-person artist collective 3NÓS3 (3 We 3), and their targets included, most provocatively of all, the Monument to Independence in Ipiranga Park, located on the site where Brazil’s independence from Portugal was first declared in 1822. Called Ensacamento, or “bagging,” the action powerfully addressed both the regime’s oppressive censorship and its habit of disappearing political opponents.

Images depicting the action were recently on display at Toronto’s Scrap Metal Gallery as part of a posthumous exhibition devoted to one of the artists behind 3NÓS3, Hudinilson Jr. Sadly, the symbolism invoked by the gesture would seem all too appropriate were it to reappear today, as Brazil stands on the cusp of electing as its next president a man who openly celebrates the period of the dictatorship from 1964 to 1985 as some sort of golden age for the South American country, and who allows that the regime’s chief mistake was that it did not kill, rather than merely torture, more of its opponents.


If you’ve paid any attention at all to the Brazilian presidential campaign you’ve by now heard of Jair Bolsonaro. During most of his 27 years as a hard-right federal congressman representing a district in Rio de Janeiro, he has been a peripheral figure with almost no legislative accomplishments to his name. Most of his energies have gone into red-baiting, defending the memory of the dictatorship and maligning Brazil’s most marginalized groups, from women and low-income blacks to, perhaps most violently and consistently, LGBT people. He has said that he’d rather his son die in a car crash than come out as gay. In 2010 he suggested that homosexuality could be cured with some form of physical punishment. He has promised to repeal hate-crime laws. Many of his pronouncements are downright bizarre, such as his claim to the Brazilian edition of the newspaper El País that homosexuality is largely a product of peer pressure and drug use.

Running for president has done nothing to moderate his views; rather, he has only doubled-down, noticing that his vile resentments enjoy a shocking level of public support. For many Brazilians living through Mr. Bolsonaro’s ascendance over these past few months, the ensacamento by 3NÓS3 articulates all too powerfully what the toxic atmosphere of violence, abuse and intimidation he has engendered feels like – being inexorably suffocated, while democracy is kidnapped by populist rage. Mr. Bolsonaro’s supporters have physically assaulted and threatened journalists, women’s-rights activists and LGBT people. One reporter who was attacked, in the northeastern city of Recife, told The Guardian, “There is a flowering of hate that I have never seen before.” Rather than cool tempers, Mr. Bolsonaro has instead inflamed them, saying he can’t control what supporters do in his name, and insisting that he, of all people, is the real victim. In the first round of voting on Oct. 7, Mr. Bolsonaro won 46 per cent of the vote, nearly capturing the presidency outright. On Sunday, he is almost certain to win in a run-off against his closest rival, Fernando Haddad of the leftist Workers' Party (PT).


It was because of people such as Mr. Bolsonaro, as well as members of my own family, that I left Brazil in order to live in freedom. Ever since I was a small child growing up in Salvador de Bahia, Brazil’s third-largest city, my parents insisted there was something “wrong” with me. At six years old I was subjected to a parade of medical specialists, including a cardiologist, in an attempt to diagnose and treat me. Throughout my school years I was bullied for not conforming to macho stereotype. At 12, the principal of my school suggested to my parents that I receive hormone treatments because my voice was “too effeminate.” It was around this time that my father began confronting me, saying such stupid things as that I shouldn’t talk with my hands so much, or that I shouldn’t lick a spoon, “Because a man isn’t supposed to lick a spoon.”

When I was 18, while leaving a screening at Salvador’s LGBT film festival, I was stopped by police along with other gay men. The officers lined us up against a wall, violently touched our bodies and called us degrading names. Two of the men stood up to the police’s abuse and were arrested. It was then that I started planning my escape from Brazil.

After visiting Toronto in the early 2000s and falling in love with the city, I applied for permanent residency; it was granted in 2008 on humanitarian grounds. When I moved here, the city gave me the freedom to realize my dream of a career in music while being true to who I am. Toronto is hardly perfect; this year alone I’ve been the target of a homophobic slur on the street three times, but I have rarely felt unsafe. After releasing three solo albums, I am now fortunate to have a growing audience in Brazil and play there frequently. Relocating to Canada has been one of the unlikelier routes to having a musical career in my home country.

When I was in Brazil last month performing some concerts, I learned that my father would be voting for Jair Bolsonaro. My three siblings and I decided to stage an intervention of sorts, agreeing we would all write to him on the same day, at the same time, explaining why he shouldn’t vote for him. I pointed out how Mr. Bolsonaro had already created a climate where it is okay to physically attack gay people, that he’s given people permission to be proud of their hate. None of us changed his mind. He was among those Brazilians who cast votes for Mr. Bolsonaro in the first round. And he will vote for Mr. Bolsonaro again on Sunday. I have been forced to finally accept that there is no point in having a relationship with him, given how he can enthusiastically support someone who does not respect his own son’s right to exist. I e-mailed to say I cannot talk to him ever again. Ours is hardly the only family in Brazil that has been divided in this way.

Because I’ve recently become better known for my music in Brazil, I now receive messages every day from both friends and strangers who are gay describing the threats of abuse that they face. These days, it is possible to hear young men chanting on the subways of Sao Paulo and Rio de Janeiro, “Faggots, get ready, because Bolsonaro is going to kill you.” A friend seen holding his boyfriend’s hand on Avenida Paulista, supposedly Sao Paulo’s most cosmopolitan street, was told by someone, “Your days are numbered. Because on Monday, Oct. 29, this is all going to end, and Bolsonaro is going to get rid of you.”

It’s like we’ve all been forced back in time. During the PT’s recent period in power, from Luiz Ignacio Lula da Silva’s election as president in 2002 until his successor’s Dilma Rousseff’s impeachment in 2016, the situation for Brazil’s LGBT people improved somewhat; laws were passed outlawing discrimination and hate crimes against gays, lesbians and trans people; same-sex civil unions were recognized. But that hasn’t stopped people like me from being killed in shocking numbers. In 2017, before Mr. Bolsonaro had much traction in the polls, the violent deaths of LGBT people in Brazil hit an all-time high, with 387 murders and 58 suicides – a rise of 30 per cent over the previous year, according to watchdog group Grupo Gay de Bahia. On a more personal level, I have been forced to relive all the trauma I had to experience as a gay person growing up there. I’m afraid we are just seeing a truer reflection of what Brazil really is.

Brazil’s is a young democracy, barely three decades old, already compromised by endemic levels of corruption among its elected officials, businesspeople and even the courts. These are the conditions that have made the rise of a demagogue like Mr. Bolsonaro possible. But unlike in the United States or Canada, institutions that might otherwise constrain or check a leader’s power, and defend citizens’ rights, are still fragile.

What’s happening in Brazil has made me feel even more privileged to be a Canadian, where I can live safe in the knowledge that my rights are non-negotiable. Unfortunately, many other Brazilians residing in Canada do not feel the same way. According to figures from Brazil’s electoral commission, Brazilians living here voted overwhelmingly for Mr. Bolsanaro in the first round. The hypocrisy of some of my fellow Brazilian-Canadians is appalling. How is it they can benefit from living in the open, pluralistic society we have here, and yet vote for a man who idealizes dictatorship and violently threatens fundamental rights? As Canada prepares to remember, on Nov. 11, the sacrifices of its soldiers who fought to protect our democratic rights, I strongly urge Brazilians to reflect on the consequences of giving up on democracy.
 
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On that note, inarticulate reeeeeeing by Canadian's and their token Brazilian "artist" who lives in Toronto. "We are seeing a truer reflection of what Brazil is". Spoiler, its racist, sexist, misogynist, literally fascist.
I mean Bolsonaro isn't really a misogynist, maybe a bit sexist, arguably racist, and he seems to have a fetish for the Brazilian military dictatorship more than anything else, although he's definitely a homophobe.
Eu fui num quilombo. O afrodescendente mais leve lá pesava sete arrobas. Não fazem nada. Eu acho que nem para procriador ele serve mais. Mais de R$ 1 bilhão por ano é gasto com eles.
Arguably racist.
Eu não empregaria [homens e mulheres] com o mesmo salário. Mas tem muita mulher que é competente.
Kind of sexist.
Isso nem passa pela minha cabeça, porque eles tiveram uma boa educação. Eu sou um pai presente, então não corro esse risco.
This is what he said when asked what he'd do if one his sons came out to him in an interview by TV Bandeirantes in 2011.
O filho começa a ficar assim, meio gayzinho, leva um couro, ele muda o comportamento. Olha, eu vejo muita gente por aí dizendo: ainda bem que eu levei umas palmadas, meu pai me ensinou a ser homem.
This one's from an interview made in 2014 by TV Câmara.
Seria incapaz de amar um filho homossexual. Não vou dar uma de hipócrita aqui: prefiro que um filho meu morra num acidente do que apareça com um bigodudo por aí. Para mim ele vai ter morrido mesmo.
The same quote I posted earlier from the 2014 Playboy interview, now with addition of a gay son being dead to him.
eu tenho imunidade para falar que sou homofóbico, sim, com muito orgulho
In a 2013 interview with TV Record, he admitted to being homophobic, and declared he was proud of it...
eu nunca foi homofóbico.
...yet later denied ever being a homophobe in 2018.
He also said, in the same 2011 interview that there was no risk of his sons dating black women because he raised them right.
Then there's the fact he seems to have taken Colonel Brilhante Ustra, the military dictatorship's chief torturer, as his personal hero, and the many calls for killing his opponents which he later claims are mere jokes or misinterpreted by the press.
Now, I might be wrong here, but that all sounds pretty racist, sexist and homophobic, doesn't it?
I'm not sure if the whole rise in hate crimes statistic is true, or if any of the threats launched by supposed Bolsonaro supporters aren't just false-flags, but if we're going to discount the singer for having gone away to Canada, then I guess we can also discount every Bolsonaro voter living abroad, but I get the impression you wouldn't be so adamantly in favour of that, would you?

EDIT: Oh, and let's not forget the many calls to political violence he's made, because I guess it's a tragedy when he gets attacked for his beliefs, but it'd be a victory if the same happened to his enemies.
 
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I suspect that this Bolsonaro character will win. As such, I expect the following:

- Literal shaking on social media, esp. from USAnians who have never been to Brazil in their life but are literally shaking in solidarity and cryin rn.
- Massive Brazilian social media shitlosing
- Brazilian parliamentary debates to regularly feature on those clips shows of politicians beating each other up in the chamber.
- Whatever the Brazilian equivalent of the Chilean death flights is to become a /pol/ meme.
 
Yeah guys, 24 hours left and Workers Party last wildcard is getting the man who denounced them for corruption back on 2013 (Joaquim Barbosa) to endorse Haddad, this also comes at the same time that:

-Ciro Gomes (third place on round 1) jumps off Haddad's sinking ship, in an attempt to promote himself for the 2022 elections.
-Maduro tweets this:
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Top kek, now stay with this based tragic pro-bolsonaro fanart that I found other day:
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Look, I don't care who it is, I just want SOMEONE to get a death squad going SOMEWHERE in this hemisphere before 2019, is that too much?
 
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