🐮 Lolcow BlackKitsune a.k.a. ElementHeart

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

He looks almost exactly how I pictured him. That's not a good thing.

I like how he implies that a woman's greatest honor is to be with him and bear his kids. This guy must be dreadfully lonely if he has to invent a handful of non-existent wives.

 

[Hakurei]

Indeed that sexy girl is (I think he's talking about his dragon guardian. She's apparently real.). She will be number three out of 9 of my mates. Oh gawd, I feel my balls imploding!

"Oh gawd, I feel my balls imploding!"

 

[c-no]

Edit: I'm sorry, he just sent another message and I need to include this in all it's twisted glory. The sad part about this is that he's not trolling. He really is this deluded although I'm willing to admit now that he's just crazy. The brackets are mine

I'm not going to quote what he messaged you since I feel what he messaged was crazy enough to make not include it in the quote for some nebulous reason. I will say this though, the guy needs help. This sort of thinking isn't healthy for one's mind.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Not only am I his bestest friend in the world but it's a package deal with my "wife". She's Japanese and she's also played by me. I just remember a Japanese girl I dated a long time ago and write in her idiom. Dude hasn't caught on yet. Anyway, a few weeks ago he sends her an e-mail asking her to start calling him "Oni-san". Not "Onii-san" which he mistakenly said was sister but in reality is brother, but "oni" as in demon or ogre. His reasoning was he was like a demon causing trouble all the time and being destructive. Or he wondered if he had a kitsune inside him and maybe that is what was causing this.

Or he wondered if he had a kitsune inside him and maybe that is what was causing this.

kitsune inside him

 

[Hakurei]

Not only am I his bestest friend in the world but it's a package deal with my "wife". She's Japanese and she's also played by me. I just remember a Japanese girl I dated a long time ago and write in her idiom. Dude hasn't caught on yet. Anyway, a few weeks ago he sends her an e-mail asking her to start calling him "Oni-san". Not "Onii-san" which he mistakenly said was sister but in reality is brother, but "oni" as in demon or ogre. His reasoning was he was like a demon causing trouble all the time and being destructive. Or he wondered if he had a kitsune inside him and maybe that is what was causing this.

Or he wondered if he had a kitsune inside him and maybe that is what was causing this.

kitsune inside him

http://i.imgur.com/daQmR.png

(Warning, may cause seizures)

Spoiler

That's it, I'm going on a youkai extermination rampage.
All onis and kitsune shall be beaned to death.

 

[c-no]

Not only am I his bestest friend in the world but it's a package deal with my "wife". She's Japanese and she's also played by me. I just remember a Japanese girl I dated a long time ago and write in her idiom. Dude hasn't caught on yet. Anyway, a few weeks ago he sends her an e-mail asking her to start calling him "Oni-san". Not "Onii-san" which he mistakenly said was sister but in reality is brother, but "oni" as in demon or ogre. His reasoning was he was like a demon causing trouble all the time and being destructive. Or he wondered if he had a kitsune inside him and maybe that is what was causing this.

Or he wondered if he had a kitsune inside him and maybe that is what was causing this.

kitsune inside him

http://i.imgur.com/daQmR.png

He wonders if he has a kitsune inside him? Does this mean he might try to copy Naruto or something?

 

[caffeinated_wench]

He wonders if he has a kitsune inside him? Does this mean he might try to copy Naruto or something?

We'll know for sure if he starts wearing an orange jumpsuit and blasting Rasengans everywhere.

 

[wheat pasta]

OH, GOOD. HE HAS ROMANTIC ATTACHMENT TO SPIRITS AND ALSO THINKS THEY WANT HIS BABIES. This is totally healthy.

 

[2spooky]

He wonders if he has a kitsune inside him? Does this mean he might try to copy Naruto or something?

Probably, but I think there's a piece of Japanese mythology about "kitsunetsuki", women who are possessed by fox spirits and start acting like animals or... something along those lines. I think it was said earlier that he hinted toward this with his mention of foxes "only possessing women", buuut he's a nutter so who the hell knows. You're probably right.

 

[Lunachu]

This guy is absolutely batshit.
I have to wonder why you asked him for nudes though. :p

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

He wonders if he has a kitsune inside him? Does this mean he might try to copy Naruto or something?

Probably, but I think there's a piece of Japanese mythology about "kitsunetsuki", women who are possessed by fox spirits and start acting like animals or... something along those lines. I think it was said earlier that he hinted toward this with his mention of foxes "only possessing women", buuut he's a nutter so who the hell knows. You're probably right.

Exactly right. Kitsune come in male and female form but they only possess women and enter the body through the breasts. Just another example why the Japanese are weird.

This guy is absolutely batshit.
I have to wonder why you asked him for nudes though. :p

Just to see if he'd do it, you know like the way some of the trolls got Chris to wind up doing stuff to see if he would and then laugh about it later when he did.

And he's perfectly willing to believe that people have random threesomes all the time and that all women are bisexual by nature with a preference for men. In fact his 9 wives that he's going to have will all be bisexual and will fool around with each other when he's busy. I did mention that some of his "wives" will be actual animals, some are hybrids, one if a dragon spirit who's 10 - 12 feet tall with breasts the size of beach balls but he can still have physical sex with her and one human woman to be determined later.

 

[Hakurei]

He wonders if he has a kitsune inside him? Does this mean he might try to copy Naruto or something?

Probably, but I think there's a piece of Japanese mythology about "kitsunetsuki", women who are possessed by fox spirits and start acting like animals or... something along those lines. I think it was said earlier that he hinted toward this with his mention of foxes "only possessing women", buuut he's a nutter so who the hell knows. You're probably right.

Ironically enough this usually ends with the female kitsune pranking her victim and running off before they can hanky-panky.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

He wonders if he has a kitsune inside him? Does this mean he might try to copy Naruto or something?

Probably, but I think there's a piece of Japanese mythology about "kitsunetsuki", women who are possessed by fox spirits and start acting like animals or... something along those lines. I think it was said earlier that he hinted toward this with his mention of foxes "only possessing women", buuut he's a nutter so who the hell knows. You're probably right.

Ironically enough this usually ends with the female kitsune pranking her victim and running off before they can hanky-panky.

Actually that's only for the ones that shapeshift into human form. They're considered very pretty by Japanese standards even going as far as to call women with pointed features "kitsune gao" or "kitsune faced". The only thing a kitsune can't hide is his or her tail(s) so if and when you see it she turns back into a fox and disappears.

 

[Hakurei]

Ironically enough this usually ends with the female kitsune pranking her victim and running off before they can hanky-panky.

Actually that's only for the ones that shapeshift into human form. They're considered very pretty by Japanese standards even going as far as to call women with pointed features "kitsune gao" or "kitsune faced". The only thing a kitsune can't hide is his or her tail(s) so if and when you see it she turns back into a fox and disappears.

Yeah, I meant that, but the point is that Element here is off his rocker.
The rocker he never had, but...

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Ironically enough this usually ends with the female kitsune pranking her victim and running off before they can hanky-panky.

Actually that's only for the ones that shapeshift into human form. They're considered very pretty by Japanese standards even going as far as to call women with pointed features "kitsune gao" or "kitsune faced". The only thing a kitsune can't hide is his or her tail(s) so if and when you see it she turns back into a fox and disappears.

Yeah, I meant that, but the point is that Element here is off his rocker.
The rocker he never had, but...

Oh yeah, he's fucking nuts and is in need of some serious psychiatric help but since you can't force somebody to get help the only thing we can hope for is he screws up and gets arrested when trying to molest a dog.

 

[Hakurei]

Oh yeah, he's fucking nuts and is in need of some serious psychiatric help but since you can't force somebody to get help the only thing we can hope for is he screws up and gets arrested when trying to molest a dog.

That is a screwed up thing to hope for.
For the dog, I mean.