🐮 Lolcow BlackKitsune a.k.a. ElementHeart

[Father Bigley]

As mentioned he's a furry who wanted to be treated like a pet and have a mistress to take care of him. He's totally pro-bestiality and wants to fuck real live horses and dogs. He'd also like to fuck the ponies on My Little Pony because they're "smexy" as he put it. He wanted to find a woman in his town who was lactating and wouldn't mind him getting a drink directly from the source and yes, relationships like that seem to exist. There's some borderline pedophile tendencies although he claims he's totally not a pedofork although that doesn't explain why it is he's fucking underage ponies or chipmunks in one of his stories. He's never had a job, ever. Not even in high school. He blames his father for messing him up because he was abusive and this is why he's a virgin because nobody ever taught him how to talk to girls.

Long story short, the guy is just a complete mess.

Man, the poor dude sounds like an absolute train wreck. That said actually, you still alright to share a photo or two? I'd be curious to know if he looks anything like I'm thinking he would.

 

[c-no]

FimFiction is an MLP fic site.

That I know thanks to the brony I'm friends with. Since it is a fan fiction site, it shouldn't be hard to stumble upon fan-fic's filled with bad writing, bland OC's, and characters not matching to their counterparts on the show. The site itself is also a nest for terrible fan-fics that could cross the line, especially to some members of the website.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Weeb furries flock to kitsunes for the exact same reason furries flock to foxes and wolves. I don't know what that reason is, but I'm pretty sure it's the exact same one.

Autism?

Lack of creativity?

The fact that they think those creatures are easy to draw?

Kinda running out of ideas here.

 

[c-no]

Weeb furries flock to kitsunes for the exact same reason furries flock to foxes and wolves. I don't know what that reason is, but I'm pretty sure it's the exact same one.

I'm guessing weeb furries pick kitsunes because they are tough like wolves and sexy like foxes in their eyes, just like with some furries. As someone has said, why not pick some different mythological Japanese animal like the Tanooki? At least they might be somewhat original but then again some of them might defile a mythological animal.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Another fetish weirdo in the furry community? i pass, it's getting pretty old.

 

[Hyperion]

Weeb furries flock to kitsunes for the exact same reason furries flock to foxes and wolves. I don't know what that reason is, but I'm pretty sure it's the exact same one.

I'm guessing weeb furries pick kitsunes because they are tough like wolves and sexy like foxes in their eyes, just like with some furries. As someone has said, why not pick some different mythological Japanese animal like the Tanooki? At least they might be somewhat original but then again some of them might defile a mythological animal.

Tanooki do have gigantic balls. That's always a plus.

Spoiler

Also Japanese doesn't do plural. Multiple Kitsune are just Kitsune. I figured you weebs would know that.

 

[c-no]

Another fetish weirdo in the furry community? i pass, it's getting pretty old.

Just wondering, how long has the weirdo thing been within the furry community? Aside from that, what number is this weirdo? Number 1876662? Don't forget that he is also a brony as well as a weeaboo so really, he's not just a furry, he is a mixed bag of three fandoms who also happens to be a fetish weirdo.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

A couple of updates in case anybody is interested.

I've found out a few more things about him which aren't disturbing or anything but just add to the shit sandwich that is him.

1) He's a descendant of an ancient Native American tribe that predates Atlantis. He's of the "Skywatcher" clan and it was only another Skywatcher that found out about him and told him this because he sensed he had "special abilities". No word on what these abilities might be.

2) He's got a guardian in the form of a dragon that he's never seen or heard but she sometimes wakes him up in the morning.

3) He's able to see spirits when he meditates. A proper cleansing and detox is needed before he does this and this is accomplished through eating sacred herbs. No mention if these herbs are marijuana, peyote, 'shrooms or something completely different.

 

[c-no]

A couple of updates in case anybody is interested.

I've found out a few more things about him which aren't disturbing or anything but just add to the shit sandwich that is him.

1) He's a descendant of an ancient Native American tribe that predates Atlantis. He's of the "Skywatcher" clan and it was only another Skywatcher that found out about him and told him this because he sensed he had "special abilities". No word on what these abilities might be.

2) He's got a guardian in the form of a dragon that he's never seen or heard but she sometimes wakes him up in the morning.

3) He's able to see spirits when he meditates. A proper cleansing and detox is needed before he does this and this is accomplished through eating sacred herbs. No mention if these herbs are marijuana, peyote, 'shrooms or something completely different.

In response to these three
1) I bet actual Native American's would like to have a word with him if he believed he was a descendant of a tribe predating Atlantis and that he had "special powers".

2) So, is the dragon gonna be like his own Sonichu?

3) No comment on that other than this; This would be dangerous wouldn't it? I mean eating these herbs.

 

[Arkangel]

A couple of updates in case anybody is interested.

I've found out a few more things about him which aren't disturbing or anything but just add to the shit sandwich that is him.

1) He's a descendant of an ancient Native American tribe that predates Atlantis. He's of the "Skywatcher" clan and it was only another Skywatcher that found out about him and told him this because he sensed he had "special abilities". No word on what these abilities might be.

2) He's got a guardian in the form of a dragon that he's never seen or heard but she sometimes wakes him up in the morning.

3) He's able to see spirits when he meditates. A proper cleansing and detox is needed before he does this and this is accomplished through eating sacred herbs. No mention if these herbs are marijuana, peyote, 'shrooms or something completely different.

1. This guy sounds like one big cultural-appropriator (in the worst possible sense). Making his worldview and identity from a hodgepodge of different and conflicting cultures and beliefs just because it "sounds cool".

2. I've heard of Carl Sagan's "Dragon in my Garage" argument, but this is ridiculous.

3. Once again, more mindless cultural appropriation. He probably doesn't even care about the cultural significance of the "sacred herbs" and just uses it as an excuse to get high.

 

[c-no]

A couple of updates in case anybody is interested.

I've found out a few more things about him which aren't disturbing or anything but just add to the shit sandwich that is him.

1) He's a descendant of an ancient Native American tribe that predates Atlantis. He's of the "Skywatcher" clan and it was only another Skywatcher that found out about him and told him this because he sensed he had "special abilities". No word on what these abilities might be.

2) He's got a guardian in the form of a dragon that he's never seen or heard but she sometimes wakes him up in the morning.

3) He's able to see spirits when he meditates. A proper cleansing and detox is needed before he does this and this is accomplished through eating sacred herbs. No mention if these herbs are marijuana, peyote, 'shrooms or something completely different.

1. This guy sounds like one big cultural-appropriator (in the worst possible sense). Making his worldview and identity from a hodgepodge of different and conflicting cultures and beliefs just because it "sounds cool".

2. I've heard of Carl Sagan's "Dragon in my Garage" argument, but this is ridiculous.

3. Once again, more mindless cultural appropriation. He probably doesn't even care about the cultural significance of the "sacred herbs" and just uses it as an excuse to get high.

1.) Would that mean SJW's are right but only in this case where we have this guy culturally-appropriating in the worst sense possible?

2.) Never heard of that "Dragon in my Garage" argument. Still I agree, ridiculous.

3)He probably would if it's peyote. I heard they have significance in a Native American tribe but I don't know if that's true. Still It does sound like an excuse just to get some kind of high of hallucinogenic drugs.

 

[Arkangel]

A couple of updates in case anybody is interested.

I've found out a few more things about him which aren't disturbing or anything but just add to the shit sandwich that is him.

1) He's a descendant of an ancient Native American tribe that predates Atlantis. He's of the "Skywatcher" clan and it was only another Skywatcher that found out about him and told him this because he sensed he had "special abilities". No word on what these abilities might be.

2) He's got a guardian in the form of a dragon that he's never seen or heard but she sometimes wakes him up in the morning.

3) He's able to see spirits when he meditates. A proper cleansing and detox is needed before he does this and this is accomplished through eating sacred herbs. No mention if these herbs are marijuana, peyote, 'shrooms or something completely different.

1. This guy sounds like one big cultural-appropriator (in the worst possible sense). Making his worldview and identity from a hodgepodge of different and conflicting cultures and beliefs just because it "sounds cool".

2. I've heard of Carl Sagan's "Dragon in my Garage" argument, but this is ridiculous.

3. Once again, more mindless cultural appropriation. He probably doesn't even care about the cultural significance of the "sacred herbs" and just uses it as an excuse to get high.

1.) Would that mean SJW's are right but only in this case where we have this guy culturally-appropriating in the worst sense possible?

2.) Never heard of that "Dragon in my Garage" argument. Still I agree, ridiculous.

3)He probably would if it's peyote. I heard they have significance in a Native American tribe but I don't know if that's true. Still It does sound like an excuse just to get some kind of high of hallucinogenic drugs.

Perhaps "in the worst sense" wasn't the best choice of words. I wasn't originally trying to imply that cultural appropriation is an inherently bad thing (Hell, most of our western culture has been the end result of thousands of years of appropriation). I do believe it can be used in an absurd fashion, especially when you twist the meaning of what you appropriate either out of ignorance or deliberation.

The "Dragon in my Garage" argument is a famous analogy by Carl Sagan. It basically involves A man telling another man that he has a dragon in his garage, but every time the second man suggests ways of proving, or disproving the dragon's existence, the first man keeps "shifting the goalposts" around. "What's the difference between an invisible, intangible, incorporeal dragon and nothing at all?"

 

[c-no]

Perhaps "in the worst sense" wasn't the best choice of words. I wasn't originally trying to imply that cultural appropriation is an inherently bad thing (Hell, most of our western culture has been the end result of thousands of years of appropriation). I do believe it can be used in an absurd fashion, especially when you twist the meaning of what you appropriate either out of ignorance or deliberation.

The "Dragon in my Garage" argument is a famous analogy by Carl Sagan. It basically involves A man telling another man that he has a dragon in his garage, but every time the second man suggests ways of proving, or disproving the dragon's existence, the first man keeps "shifting the goalposts" around. "What's the difference between an invisible, intangible, incorporeal dragon and nothing at all?"

I know cultural appropriation isn't inherently bad but with SJW's rambling, they might try to use this guy as some kind of point. Also should of added that I could only assume the "Dragon in my Garage" argument was having to be in the head of the person who claims to have something which in this case was that guardian BlackKitsune claims to have.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

A couple of updates in case anybody is interested.

I've found out a few more things about him which aren't disturbing or anything but just add to the shit sandwich that is him.

1) He's a descendant of an ancient Native American tribe that predates Atlantis. He's of the "Skywatcher" clan and it was only another Skywatcher that found out about him and told him this because he sensed he had "special abilities". No word on what these abilities might be.

2) He's got a guardian in the form of a dragon that he's never seen or heard but she sometimes wakes him up in the morning.

3) He's able to see spirits when he meditates. A proper cleansing and detox is needed before he does this and this is accomplished through eating sacred herbs. No mention if these herbs are marijuana, peyote, 'shrooms or something completely different.

In response to these three
1) I bet actual Native American's would like to have a word with him if he believed he was a descendant of a tribe predating Atlantis and that he had "special powers".

I think actual people in the real world would like to have a word with him. But then his total lack of any social graces makes this difficult. But his special powers are being able to sense a person's emotions over the phone and even know when they're blushing. And he wants to improve and hopefully master his latent telepathetic... I mean telepathic abilities.

2) So, is the dragon gonna be like his own Sonichu?

No, she's just a guardian and she protects him. But strangely she never helped him when his father would abuse him as a kid or help him to actually get a job or anything. Maybe she's just having a bit of fun and trolling him. Who knows?

3) No comment on that other than this; This would be dangerous wouldn't it? I mean eating these herbs.

He's convinced that he can detox himself using natural herbs but never mentions what these things are. I'm just thinking they might be the kind of herbage that makes you see things like "shadow people", "a big red foot coming towards me" and "a pink feathered wing in a tree" which are all things that he claims to have seen at some point. And don't try to tell him he's imagining things, hallucinating or that he might be crazy. No. He saw these things. Period.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

In case anybody was looking for an update on this guy. I think he's gone completely off the bend. But I'll get to that in a moment.

The latest part of the saga involved me creating another potential sweetheart for him. This time an overweight but still cute girl with a very large chest as seen here. The pic is SFW but the site isn't so open at your own discretion. http://www.imagefap.com/photo/1628606031/?pgid=&gid=4145770&page=0. If you check out that set, they get a little more raunchy as she gets naked and I sent him a couple of those. I had to, after all I had asked him for a nude selfie which he sent several and it took a lot of eye bleach to get rid of the image let me tell you. He's got a tiny and it's also bent to the side.

But he went from "I'm not interested" to seeing her as a way to lose his virginity. He also wanted her to participate in his deviant lifestyle and wanted her to also make love to his "canine wife" in other words the dog he's planning to buy and later on fuck. He also requested that they massage her tits so that she could lactate and he'd finally be able to nurse from a willing participant. Needless to say she was a little hesitant to agree to those and has since found the love of her life in the arms of an older man who is able to give her multiple orgasms.

But they're still friends and here's where it gets weird. He's not only telepathic and able to communicate with animals, but through meditation he can see the future. Yes. He's totally convinced of this. And by that I mean he believes that he has supernatural powers, possibly due to his ancient Atlantean heritage. He says that he's now done with human women but that's because he's seen his future and it involves no less than three non-human women, which the rest of us call dogs, all with him and loving him and he's going to somehow have children with them.

Yes. He believes that he's going to be able to father children with dogs. I'm trying to get him to explain how such a feat is possible. I'm guessing magic is somehow involved because it's the easiest answer and there are no rules to it's use.

Stay tuned for more updates as I get them.

 

[Hakurei]

But they're still friends and here's where it gets weird. He's not only telepathic and able to communicate with animals, but through meditation he can see the future. Yes. He's totally convinced of this. And by that I mean he believes that he has supernatural powers, possibly due to his ancient Atlantean heritage. He says that he's now done with human women but that's because he's seen his future and it involves no less than three non-human women, which the rest of us call dogs, all with him and loving him and he's going to somehow have children with them.

Yes. He believes that he's going to be able to father children with dogs. I'm trying to get him to explain how such a feat is possible. I'm guessing magic is somehow involved because it's the easiest answer and there are no rules to it's use.

Stay tuned for more updates as I get them.

DOGS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT
THEY DON'T

 

[wheat pasta]

What?
I.... what?
Um.

I'll confess to having my own guardians that I can communicate with. Mostly we goof around and make jokes about things or they harass my friends. Guys like him just give people like me with similar beliefs a bad image.



SRSLY what the fuck is with the dog fantasies? I've never understood bestiality in general, honestly. I cannot comprehend how a human being would find an animal to be attractive.

 

[Hakurei]

SRSLY what the fuck is with the dog fantasies? I've never understood bestiality in general, honestly. I cannot comprehend how a human being would find an animal to be attractive.

There's furries. But then again, they are at least sub-human in appearance.
Fucking an actual animal is what would alarm me.
And it does.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

I just... no. No, dude, no. This guy is completely off his rocker. If he feels the need to fuck an animal, he should probably seek professional help.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

And it gets worse.

He's now convinced that it's his guardian, this being a female dragon he's never seen before but he's "felt her presence" when he wakes up, is going to be the mother of his first child. That the ancients knew more about the world than we could imagine and how they knew how to make human / animal hybrids but they locked this knowledge away from us for... reasons. When asked what this method is he gets cagey and doesn't want to answer, his reasoning being that we're not ready for it. But he's ready for it due to his ancient Atlantean heritage.

And in case somebody was wondering, I managed to come up with two headshots of this remarkable specimen. I'm not going to include them for obvious reasons, but I will include the following URLs and you're free to see them if you're willing.

http://i.imgur.com/n7YnnZY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/aHKOlrl.jpg

Isn't he such a fine example of a man? And you can thank me for not including any links to his nude selfie or bent . Therein lies madness.

Edit: I'm sorry, he just sent another message and I need to include this in all it's twisted glory. The sad part about this is that he's not trolling. He really is this deluded although I'm willing to admit now that he's just crazy. The brackets are mine

Indeed that sexy girl is (I think he's talking about his dragon guardian. She's apparently real.). She will be number three out of 9 of my mates. Oh gawd, I feel my balls imploding!

Yes, most of them will. One German Shepherd, the first mate, then Krystal from Starfox, yes she is real, Then Elise,she is the Dragoness, but that isn't her real name, then a white she-wolf, then another vixen, a bunny girl, a nerdy mouse-girl, Epona (she's some goddess that protects horses which he's also into) , and a woman that is not yet identified.
So...many...CHILDREN! But yes, I WILL be a very important figure. However I don't wanna get too big of a head.

Yes, same draconis guardian, and future mother of my children. I will make her feel my love and gratitude in one of the best honors a female could have. Most people woukd think children are an honor for the woman to give a man. I would feel honored for her to allow me to help her create life. It is not I that should be honored by her, rather, I should show my mates the highest honors in the home we will live in. Of course I will be the male, but if an issue comes up, or a decision is to be made, my mates, my loves and I will discuss it and come to a decision together.

Yes, four! And when she is with me, we all will watch it together. Me, Flower, Krystal, and last but not least Elise. Her breasts will be my pillows. Btw, her breasts are four times bigger than my head. Take Linda's (the fat chick with the big rack I linked to earlier. Did I mention he's got a breast fetish?) Times three and three fourths.