Bikini Armor Battle Damage - Hypocrites and Sexy Art

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Pointless Pedant said:
Get rid of the horrible spikes and make the axe normal size and it wouldn't be that bad. This just makes her look like a suicidal edgelady.
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the spikes, the cartoony crossbones, weird helmet, the worse proportions than the original, the knee length jorts. it just doesn't really resonate with me.
 
Flaming Insignias said:
See, the difference, according to feminists, is that characters are being drawn that way by dirty men, so it is therefore akin to rape to have a fictional character in sexy clothing

Spikes are popular primarily due to them looking menacing, akin to a lizard’s spines. Unfortunately, that means putting the spikes where they can easily be seen, and said spots are typically points of articulation, which defeats the menacing aspect.
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People aren't lizards though, except according to David Icke. People don't look good with spikes on them, in the same way they don't look good with sabre tooth cat fangs, and they make armour completely unwearable.
 
Pointless Pedant said:
Also I'm pretty sure that gigantic breasts are a product of modern obesity and didn't really exist back then.
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Depends on what you mean by "gigantic". There's natural variations in breast size and "fullness" between people across the world. (Think about the stereotypical Bavarian milkmade vs. your average maasai woman)
That said, however, I think large breasts being as common as they are now is definitely related to modern diets.
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
Time to redesign Red Sonja and here's a line that I think you guys will like: " I gave Sonja an outwards-facing breastplate to squish in those big, possibly annoying boobs like a sports bra, whilst also protecting her heart and lungs. "
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And a reminder of her Avatar:
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John Titor said:
You know, I don't read a whole bunch of Conan but isn't Red Sonja blessed by a goddess?
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Yes, she is.

But SJWs/radfems don’t care about her origins they just care that she’s sexier than them.

On a side note, I wonder if any of these losers ever complained about beautiful women in real life?
 
They're currently fixing the "poor women of Dragon's Crown" on their livestream. On one hand I didn't like how the Amazon's body was composed of lumpy muscle, but on the other, everyone in the game has exaggerated features. Personally, I don't see what is so wrong with the Elf. She's not so bad...

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Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
They're currently fixing the "poor women of Dragon's Crown" on their livestream. On one hand I didn't like how the Amazon's body was composed of lumpy muscle, but on the other, everyone in the game has exaggerated features. Personally, I don't see what is so wrong with the Elf. She's not so bad...

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Looks mostly plausible, though boots that high would be very expensive even today, if not made in a sweatshop somewhere, let alone in a fantasy setting. Just changing that to shorter boots and cloth wrapped around the legs would help a lot.
 
Vecr said:
Looks mostly plausible, though boots that high would be very expensive even today, if not made in a sweatshop somewhere, let alone in a fantasy setting. Just changing that to shorter boots and cloth wrapped around the legs would help a lot.
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Plausible? Dude, it’s a fantasy video game, it’s not suppose to be plausible. I‘m not trying to sound condescending, I’m just saying.

Also, do you mean shorter boots and shorter cloth or shorter boots and longer cloth? Because longer cloth would make it hard to fight.

Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
They're currently fixing the "poor women of Dragon's Crown" on their livestream. On one hand I didn't like how the Amazon's body was composed of lumpy muscle, but on the other, everyone in the game has exaggerated features. Personally, I don't see what is so wrong with the Elf. She's not so bad...

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I’ve never played Dragon Crown but this is ridiculous. I mean how old are Icy and Ozzy? They do realize they’re going to die someday, right? I’m not trying to be mean but these guys are wasting what little time they might have left.

Especially with Covid-19 going around.

It’s a waste of mortality if you ask me.
 
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Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
They're currently fixing the "poor women of Dragon's Crown" on their livestream. On one hand I didn't like how the Amazon's body was composed of lumpy muscle, but on the other, everyone in the game has exaggerated features. Personally, I don't see what is so wrong with the Elf. She's not so bad...

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Her torso looks far too long, like it's weirdly stretched in some way. Whose abdomen looks like that?

Maybe if these people weren't such absolutely terrible artists they'd have more of a point.
 
Corn Flakes said:
Isn't that just the official art for the character?
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I don't recogise that as official game artwork and i'm somewhat of a Dragon's Crown expert, however a lot of big Japanese artists and designers including Bengus, Gouda Cheese and Akiman drew promotional art which was later compilated into an artbook so it could be that or some decent quality fanart (not unusual).

If anything the Elf's proportions are the wrong way, officially she has legs that go on forever.

Edit: just checked through the Vanillaware official artworks book (which reminds me i should update the "most autistic things you've bought recently" thread) and it's neither an official piece or one of the special promotional material comissioned by Vanillaware.
 
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