Bikini Armor Battle Damage - Hypocrites and Sexy Art

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Pointless Pedant said:
She literally wouldn't be able to bend over. Has anyone here ever worn a metal tube around their waist before?

The issue with this thread is that people think distinct characters are based on superficial "designs" rather than actions and personality. Everyone in a Dickens novel is dressed in modest 19th century outfits but that doesn't mean they're indistinguishable. Of course they're not fat feminists either, because who wants to read about them?
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Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
It's time for another redesign, but how they refer to the game as Powdered Shit Brown Bust first before the game's real name comes off as childish.
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The redesign is horrible. Not only is it physically unappealing but it’s unrealistic. That much armor on a body would restrict her movements and make it hard for her to fly or fight. Also, I noticed they added some fat to her curves on her legs. Making her chubby doesn’t make it better. Fat is not muscle.

Although, I kinda agree with Pointless Pedant on the original design. She could do without the metal tube around her waist. She would not be able to bend over. The metal bra, boots, leggings, and underwear are enough.

Also, that Ozzy girl is a talentless hack.
 
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Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
Once again we get the childish renaming of a game with another redesign.
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Same game, yet another valkyrie, but this one really is a chainmail bikini. The redesign idea isn't as bad as others (they ironically think it’s low quality, probably because they couldn’t make poofy pants), but the insistence on badmouthing the game because it uses sexy characters is getting pathetic.

Also, we might need to start archiving this shit. Who knows when these hags will have a DFE moment.
 
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Time to redesign Red Sonja and here's a line that I think you guys will like: " I gave Sonja an outwards-facing breastplate to squish in those big, possibly annoying boobs like a sports bra, whilst also protecting her heart and lungs. "
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
Time to redesign Red Sonja and here's a line that I think you guys will like: " I gave Sonja an outwards-facing breastplate to squish in those big, possibly annoying boobs like a sports bra, whilst also protecting her heart and lungs. "
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Is it just me or did they just stuff Sonja into a Warcraft 2 Orc costume?

I wonder if they have any beefs with Conan the Barbarian being drawn with even less skin covered than Red Sonja... maybe they would understand that it's a defining characteristic of the genre and-- oh, who am I kidding. Naked man, good. Naked woman, bad.
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
Time to redesign Red Sonja and here's a line that I think you guys will like: " I gave Sonja an outwards-facing breastplate to squish in those big, possibly annoying boobs like a sports bra, whilst also protecting her heart and lungs. "
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The prevalence of the idea that "squishing boobs = good" is starting to worry me.
I saw it at first from "trans bois" who were talking about how cool and amazing binders are and how they totally help with dysphoria. Completely neglecting to talk about the very real side effects like how they permanently damage skin and muscle and decrease lung capacity.
Boob armor is impractical irl, but at least it acknowledges that breasts aren't something you can just smoosh out of existence. That tissue has to go somewhere, and it's BAD if that pressure turns inward.
Sometimes it makes me think that all this is part of a greater societal shift of rejecting reality in favor of things you can consume and an unspoken societal support of learned helplessness.
"Don't like the fact you've hit puberty and adult men are suddenly creeping on you? Nothing you can do about that. Don't bother learning to accept your body. Here's this $100 binder! Get started on testosterone now!"
 
NoReturn said:
The prevalence of the idea that "squishing boobs = good" is starting to worry me.
I saw it at first from "trans bois" who were talking about how cool and amazing binders are and how they totally help with dysphoria. Completely neglecting to talk about the very real side effects like how they permanently damage skin and muscle and decrease lung capacity.
Boob armor is impractical irl, but at least it acknowledges that breasts aren't something you can just smoosh out of existence. That tissue has to go somewhere, and it's BAD if that pressure turns inward.
Sometimes it makes me think that all this is part of a greater societal shift of rejecting reality in favor of things you can consume and an unspoken societal support of learned helplessness.
"Don't like the fact you've hit puberty and adult men are suddenly creeping on you? Nothing you can do about that. Don't bother learning to accept your body. Here's this $100 binder! Get started on testosterone now!"
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Women can wear normal cuirasses without crushing and injuring their breasts though. Even a man's breastplate is domed to give it extra strength and deflect blows so they aren't flat anyway.

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NoReturn said:
The prevalence of the idea that "squishing boobs = good" is starting to worry me.
I saw it at first from "trans bois" who were talking about how cool and amazing binders are and how they totally help with dysphoria. Completely neglecting to talk about the very real side effects like how they permanently damage skin and muscle and decrease lung capacity.
Boob armor is impractical irl, but at least it acknowledges that breasts aren't something you can just smoosh out of existence. That tissue has to go somewhere, and it's BAD if that pressure turns inward.
Sometimes it makes me think that all this is part of a greater societal shift of rejecting reality in favor of things you can consume and an unspoken societal support of learned helplessness.
"Don't like the fact you've hit puberty and adult men are suddenly creeping on you? Nothing you can do about that. Don't bother learning to accept your body. Here's this $100 binder! Get started on testosterone now!"
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That was sperging, but it was valuable sperging, thank you.

You know what I think happens with these people? They see female anime characters wearing bandages and sarashi in order to "fight more effectively"... and they believe it.

Heads up, kiddos: if you see an anime character with a bandaged chest... it's for style points. It's because the artist who designed the character likes the look, and it allows the girl to go around shirtless without hitting censorship issues. Japanese women in real life who actually wore those, even if they were expecting to see intense physical action, didn't tighten them to the point of being flat. They were the equivalent of sports bras back before sports bras became a thing. Same thing with the Ancient Greek strophion.

There's a reason Amazons were described as cutting off one of their breasts in order to use bows more effectively, instead of just binding cheir chests. All that volume doesn't just vanish into hammerspace when breasts are bound.
 
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A rather poor first showing from onebloodsoakedlion.

It looks like she's wearing one of those shirts with muscles printed on it, which I'm sure will protect her abdomen as much as that scarf protects her neck.
Her metal pauldrons are replaced by what appears to be wicker.
And then there are the spikes. Those are a recipe for self-harm. The ones on the shoulders won't do much more than tangle up her hair, but those on the arms, hips, and shins are pretty much guaranteed to poke her if she tries to move around at all during battle. Hell, in her current pose, one slight movement of that left arm and she'll pierce right through her muscle shirt and into her intestines. Something tells me none of that blood came from her enemies.
 
Bonus take on that Red Sonja: any pretense of "realism" (that didn't end up skewered in all those spikes, anyway...) went out of the window when one of the few bits they didn't edit was the impossibly huge axe.

Never let realistic weapon choices be marred by flimsily-excused slut-shaming, ladies and gentlemen.
 
So correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this entire thing essentially slut shaming which is extremely toxic misogynistic violence according to radfems and sjws?
 
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Corn Flakes said:
That was sperging, but it was valuable sperging, thank you.

You know what I think happens with these people? They see female anime characters wearing bandages and sarashi in order to "fight more effectively"... and they believe it.

Heads up, kiddos: if you see an anime character with a bandaged chest... it's for style points. It's because the artist who designed the character likes the look, and it allows the girl to go around shirtless without hitting censorship issues. Japanese women in real life who actually wore those, even if they were expecting to see intense physical action, didn't tighten them to the point of being flat. They were the equivalent of sports bras back before sports bras became a thing. Same thing with the Ancient Greek strophion.

There's a reason Amazons were described as cutting off one of their breasts in order to use bows more effectively, instead of just binding cheir chests. All that volume doesn't just vanish into hammerspace when breasts are bound.
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The Greek myths didn't say Amazons cut their breasts off, and it's not visible in any historical art.

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Thousands of women do archery without cutting their breasts off, and that would probably have been suicide before modern surgery anyway. Also I'm pretty sure that gigantic breasts are a product of modern obesity and didn't really exist back then.

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A rather poor first showing from onebloodsoakedlion.

It looks like she's wearing one of those shirts with muscles printed on it, which I'm sure will protect her abdomen as much as that scarf protects her neck.
Her metal pauldrons are replaced by what appears to be wicker.
And then there are the spikes. Those are a recipe for self-harm. The ones on the shoulders won't do much more than tangle up her hair, but those on the arms, hips, and shins are pretty much guaranteed to poke her if she tries to move around at all during battle. Hell, in her current pose, one slight movement of that left arm and she'll pierce right through her muscle shirt and into her intestines. Something tells me none of that blood came from her enemies.
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Those spikes are absolutely horrible and would just spike on furniture, horses, and everything around her. The axe is horribly huge too. I never understand what it is with fantasy and spikes. Do they confuse people with hedgehogs?
 
I've seen decent redesigns of sonja, and this just isn't one of them. it looks like a shitty ms paint drawing, and the way they talk about desexualizing her gives me weird vibes. even other super desexualized designs aren't quite this...weirdly bitter.

Pointless Pedant said:
Also I'm pretty sure that gigantic breasts are a product of modern obesity and didn't really exist back then.
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Frog Gremlin said:
I've seen decent redesigns of sonja, and this just isn't one of them. it looks like a shitty ms paint drawing, and the way they talk about desexualizing her gives me weird vibes. even other super desexualized designs aren't quite this...weirdly bitter.
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Get rid of the horrible spikes and make the axe normal size and it wouldn't be that bad. This just makes her look like a suicidal edgelady.
 
Ruin said:
So correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this entire thing essentially slut shaming which is extremely toxic misogynistic violence according to radfems and sjws?
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See, the difference, according to feminists, is that characters are being drawn that way by dirty men, so it is therefore akin to rape to have a fictional character in sexy clothing
Pointless Pedant said:
Those spikes are absolutely horrible and would just spike on furniture, horses, and everything around her. The axe is horribly huge too. I never understand what it is with fantasy and spikes. Do they confuse people with hedgehogs?
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Spikes are popular primarily due to them looking menacing, akin to a lizard’s spines. Unfortunately, that means putting the spikes where they can easily be seen, and said spots are typically points of articulation, which defeats the menacing aspect.
 
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