Business Big Tech Layoffs Megathread - Techbros... we got too cocky...

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Since my previous thread kinda-sorta turned into a soft megathread, and the tech layoffs will continue until morale improves, I think it's better to group them all together.

For those who want a QRD:


Just this week we've had these going on:

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But it's not just Big Tech, the vidya industry is also cleaning house bigly:

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All in all, rough seas ahead for the techbros.
 
From the article:
A year ago, for example, Fortune’s Jason Del Rey reported exclusively that leaked Amazon documents identified critical flaws in the delayed AI reboot of Alexa. And in June 2024, Fortune reported that Amazon had blown Alexa’s shot to dominate AI, according to more than a dozen employees who worked on it—partly owing to a lack of adequate data, even though Prasad pushed the AGI team to work harder and harder, with a message to “get some magic” out of the LLM.
"Please do the needful." - typical pajeet memo
 
"Please do the needful." - typical pajeet memo
Its got big "This is a tech tree and we just need to put in 1,000 research points before the other guys to get the first-unlock bonus" vibes. There's a massive diminishing returns field to RnD hours, you either have the people that'll solve it or you don't, putting in twice as many hours of work on a dead end will, at best, have you hit the dead end faster, and doesn't guarantee you'll then redirect to the 'right' path in any meaningful way.
 
Anyone paying attention the last 5 years (and especially the last 2 since ChatGPT) has noticed that their “remote” co workers are slacking off.

I’m sorry if this is not you. I do know people busting their ass working remotely, but I’ve also worked with

- people secretly working second or third jobs and shafting work onto co workers
Been bitching about this for a year or two now, infuriating to have coworkers with second jobs treating this one as an afterthought. Thankfully it has gotten better this year after a few of the overemployed jackasses went "I will have that ready next week" one too many times but it hasn't been fully solved: I have had management/analyst tasks pushed on me to which I have had to stand my ground and say no to the overemployed jackass after a particular unpleasant experience.
 
Story time...
Alright, I will tell you about one of the latest this year: the project lead was neglectful and did not think about asking for the very basic hardware specs of the machine our project would be running on until two weeks before the project was supposed to be deployed. The lead knew she had fucked up so she sent me, a developer, to ask other coworkers for potential specs and considerations since "they worked with similar hardware". Ended up talking with three or four different people, some of which had absolutely no idea about such hardware, got nowhere so I informed the lead about this and returned to my desk.
A few minutes later I see our boss walking towards the lead's desk. He is a very calm man so seeing him scold the lead in such a way came as a surprise, very deserved though because who the fuck doesn't ask for the specs your devs will be working with?

Mind you, anytime I went near her desk I would see her connected to a remote desktop, answering messages on an app we do not use and constantly excusing herself to an empty office for meetings.

Bonus: On that same project at one point I had people constantly on my back and doublechecking my code since one of the databases I was connecting to was constantly running out of memory. They later found the cause: a view that my lead made and directed me to use, so anytime you did a simple select to get a couple rows the view would pull millions of them EVERY SINGLE TIME, it was no wonder that even a "simple" query took up to a minute, our concerns fell on deaf ears and only when someone higher up brought it up she decided to act: by telling me to optimize my own queries.

This was just ONE person with multiple jobs, the others quit after the higher ups wanted to ramp up productivity and were fed up with "uhm yeah I am busy with my other job so I can do it by thursday". They would slow everyone down.
Also nothing worse than turning in your work by 2pm and then having one of these jackasses contacting you ten minutes before 5pm saying they need a change or correction.
 
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I'd forgot McKinsey & Co existed. Not sure how there business model of "we'll pick up work that the Big Four can't legally pick up for because they are already provided some form of audit services" was going to last. Especially when the big regional firms can more than compete with them.
 
During the Industrial Revolution, many jobs became unprofitable, but others took their place.

In this case, if they get everything they want with AI, then what is the gain for us non-business people? What Jobs are being created?
The part that they don't tell you about this, or that people seem to have collectively forgotten in history, is the Gin Craze.

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When the Industrial revolution kicked off in Britain, it basically killed off the guild system and cottage industries (think Etsy for cottage industries, the guild system being Unions + Mom&Pop, Temu for the post-Industrial revolution paradigm).

During this period of rapid change, most people within the cottage industries and the guild system didnt find new jobs. They turned to the drink, to gin, and this is basically the period of British history which inspired Oliver Twist. It wasnt a good time to be around.

Many of these people never recovered, or re-skilled, simply put. It was the next generation that largely re-skilled to industrialization, with some input from some guildsmen (we can get to that with the luddites and proto-unions, if you want).

Even so, with industrialization, labour standards dropped drastically within the new worker's paragidm. Imagine going from working in a cottage making a coat by hand, to working in a factory, a hell-mill, and getting your hand crushed by a machine because a thread on your sleeve got caught in a gear.

This really launched the labour movement as we know it, and the fight for workers rights began during this period with the collapse of guilds as well amid all of this.

So its like, yeah- we eventually got new jobs, but it wasnt as simple as "old jobs gone, heres new ones"

People who say that old adage are historically illiterate.
 
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Back in the day, LinkedIn was actually really useful. I'm talking, 2009 till 2014-16.

Now it's unrecognizable from what it was, a complete cesspool.

Is there even an alternative to LinkedIn?
 
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Back in the day, LinkedIn was actually really useful. I'm talking, 2009 till 2014-16.

Now it's unrecognizable from what it was, a complete cesspool.

Is there even an alternative to LinkedIn?
I think we have to realise that those days of the internet are dead and anything we set up now will be infested with jeets, bots, and jeet bots.
 
So an actual mongo working at MongoDB?
The current CEO is a Jeet, so yes. But at the time of the suicide, they had a different CEO, so luckily - oh wait its a fucking jeet too, one who labels himself as an "American tech entrepreneur".

Better than even odds that they didn't care about any of her shit and just wanted to immediately replace her position with a jeet.
 
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