Big Gay Ralph - Ethan Ralph is a homosexual

[RodgerDodger]

It will turn out he was secretly a woman Troon all along! Under every every Alpha tier Lolcow there exists a Troon.

 

[Retarded Fuckpuppet]

It will turn out he was secretly a woman Troon all along! Under every every Alpha tier Lolcow there exists a Troon.

Oh shit Kiwifarms was trooning people out with reverse psychology this whole time!

 

[CervixHammer]

♫ Don't be scared if you like it ♫

 

[Sexy Potoo]

It's nice that Ethan Ralph decided to celebrate Valentines Day by coming out of the closet.

So stunning and brave.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

At least we know know being a GG supporter doesn't make you gay. Still makes you a faggot though.

 

[BruceyBoy]

>best friend called Dick
It was staring us in the face all along

 

[Pee Cola]

If Ralph tidied himself up a bit, he'd have no problem attracting dudes that are into bears... but not in his current state. Even faggots have standards.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

>best friend called Dick
It was staring us in the face all along

We should have known years ago, back when he was gushing about Farmer Jim's tanned Jake Gyllenhaal body, and his dulcet tones and cancer laugh

 

[Fornicario]

If Ralph tidied himself up a bit, he'd have no problem attracting dudes that are into bears... but not in his current state. Even faggots have standards.

Ah, but he'd be gobbled up at bugchasing parties. Although he might get skittish when they explain what a "weeping rose" entails.

 

[soryu2electricboogaloo]

Keep in mind that Ralph used to look like this:

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Definitely a gay man. He's so outwardly about getting blowjobs and getting fucked to hide his lust for men. Very gay of him to do so!

 

[Bloodypinky]

50% towards my goal of finding out whether Ethan or Rekieta sucked a dick first.

 

[MeltyTW]

Whats funny is even gunt guard just accept that he's gay, all the ones I've talked to accept it immediately and even when I try to give ethans side to ask if they just want to concede that they just wave it away, even they know it's an utter waste of time trying to argue that Ethan Ralph is heterosexual

 

[Sperglord666]

Keep in mind that Ralph used to look like this:

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Oh yeah, that's a dick sucking mouth.

 

[retard strength]

The Ralpha-aids

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

It's funny how all these big cows are outwardly trying to be straight and perfect for the camera but inwards are giant homo's, I really suspect DSP is the same way. Very obvious scat fetish, displeased with wamen's on screen but gets all giddy when there's big gay scenes in games.

 

[Stained Racecar Bed]

 

[Telemeter]

It's funny how all these big cows are outwardly trying to be straight and perfect for the camera but inwards are giant homo's, I really suspect DSP is the same way. Very obvious scat fetish, displeased with wamen's on screen but gets all giddy when there's big gay scenes in games.

Nah, DSP isn't gay, but he's probably asexual, like, literally all he needs sex wise is a quick tug and he's good for the day, like a good stretch after getting out of bed, no 3rd party needed at all, he's just married so his mom leaves him alone.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

I predict ralph's hollerin will look kinda like this

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

It makes sense, gay men are notorious for hating women because women attract the attentions of straight men and gay men hate women because of that.

Ethan ralph hates women because they out play him for the one thing he wants most, cock.

 

[Loomer the Bully]

"You're going to be a gay baby"

-Frozen 2010.