Big Gay Ralph - Ethan Ralph is a homosexual

[Weeb Slinger]

We have yet to nail down the moniker that Ralph uses on Grindr and other anonymous gay dating apps. My suggestions are based on my suspicion that he is a passive bottom.

• 5stargay
• shyhog187
• Sooiethan
• Tightsektur
• Pigwhimper
• LisbonStreetBitch
• Shart_King
• Gunter

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Remember that time when Ralph said, "I'll do fine in jail, I have a big mouth"? Now we know exactly what he meant.

I always knew what he meant, it's just nice to have the confirmation. I am now just waiting for confirmation of the pegging and dildo usage, at this point it'd be less gay if he just admitted to it and took some fucking pride in who he is.

 

[Dan of Steel]

Actually here's a more fitting thread theme:

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

- Flamboyant and histrionic
- Spends hours on end trying to get the attention of older men, more when drunk
- Constantly tries to bring women around those men down to his level
- Routinely pretends to be women
- stole a dildo and Disney Princess dresses
- loves shopping
- is on Cozy.tv
- got that Milo/Baked blonde highlight thing for a while

the most bottomest bottom that ever bottomed.

Ethan "Powerbottom" Ralph.

 

[Audentum]

Ralph's story needs to be retold as a fairy tale about the dangers of drinking and doing drugs to protect future generations.

 

[Niggernerd]

I'm skeptical of this one. Just because I can't picture even the randiest sluttiest gay man on earth going anywhere near Ralph? I mean they may be faggots, but they have standards. And Ralph is well below most standards.

I had a gay co-worker and trust me, some of them have no standards at all. They either become troons or have gay sex with gaythan ralph

 

[Preacher ✝]

Ethan "Powerbottom" Ralph.

 

[BeetleBug242]

I think yall are being pretty unfair. He's not gay, he's bi, which is gayer than actually being gay... to be quite honest.

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING, he fucks freshly legal meat, horses, and men!

What an awful trifecta of faggotry.

 

[Randy Lahey]

FIVE STAR GAYS

 

[Twinkletard]

(AI)

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Gays got sucked off by/fucked even literal Drachenlord. Take a look in his thread, if you dare.

How can we have Rainer and Gunt fuck each other while Chinny watches?

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

We need a video compilation of Ralph's gayest moments caught on camera, all to the tune of It's Raining Men.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Ralph's story needs to be retold as a fairy tale about the dangers of drinking and doing drugs to protect future generations.

Don’t forget this part. It’s important.

 

[Justtocheck]

@Vingle was right all along about fags

 

[maguyver16]

How can we have Rainer and Gunt fuck each other while Chinny watches?

Pretty sure those two fat fuckers would register on the Richter Scale

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING, he fucks freshly legal meat, horses, and men!

What an awful trifecta of faggotry.

Ralph is really taking that Roman degeneracy to a w(hole) new level!

It's also incredibly gay.

True, Fuentes and Milo do the same thing. They probably all have dirt on each other, or at least the other two do on Ralph. Then again it feels like everyone these days has dirt on Ralph. Comes with being a pig.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

Which thread goes through the leaked shit timeline?

 

[Desktop User2]

probably late but the email reads like he really really misses Ronnie.

 

[hawkisnight]

Holy fuck kiwibros. I just had a revelation. Now we know where he hides Nora's dildo

 

[Slimy Time]

Incoming "this is a work hahahaha I fooled you all" until it continuously gets brought up and he starts hollering. Does explain his genuine misogyny and overall hostility towards women. They are competition to his little gay brain.

 

[AIM Henchman]

It should have been obvious from that moonshine writing.

It was much smoother, with no headaches of any sort, even for my partner

"my partner"

lest you get stomach cramps

Complains of cramping

We missed the signs, they were there all along, buried in his womanly behavior.