Heard about that game show in the LordKat video, and I think it was wise to stop being a fan of TGWTG when I did. Because boy howdy does that thing blow.
I would say that it'd be clever of them to broadcast this show on Twitch before uploading it to Youtube and/or Blip but that'd be giving them too much credit; even if it wasn't already confirmed, this shit is obviously scripted up the ass.
Honestly, I think it wouldn't past muster even in the live stream it premiered in. Hell, they should have asked themselves "Why are we doing this?" after filming the pilot for the millionth time.
They clearly knew it wasn't going to go anywhere I'm an idiot, of course they wouldn't be asking that given their "Pie-In-The-Sky" attitudes and all. But enough rambling, here's my opinion on the pilot:
1. The logo. I know that logos have to be big and eye-catching, but for fuck sakes. That looks like something I'd whip up in five, maybe ten minutes tops. The silver looks garish against the black and the "Hotshot" was clearly added in at the last minute. Which is saying something since the rest of the logo also looks like an afterthought.
2. The questions, how the fuck would anyone think these were good? No, I mean it, why would something like "What toyline featured worms and grubs that glowed in the dark?" I know the answer, that being Gloworms and all. But how would they think their audience would get that?
3. The fact that this needed a plotline. Last I checked, the only plots game shows had were "People win prizes or lose spectacularly". Not "Internet personality decides to follow his dreams as a quiz show host". In fact, I expand this to everything TGWTG did, why the fuck does a review about a film like
The Cat In The Hat need a plot surrounding it?
4. The overall unenthusiastic behavior of everyone invovled. The guy playing the gunman looks like he's about to fall asleep at any time now. And I can just see the last bit of Brad's dignity slowly killing itself. To say nothing about how clueless the players are in all this, or that Doug just wants to get his appearance over with.
5. The audio. You really have to see the episode to get an idea of how bad it really is. Everyone has a audible echo to their voices (a side effect of the studio, it seems). And I can barely hear any of them even with said echo, because of the improper use of a shotgun boom mic (it serves as Brad's mic). Was there
really not enough money to invest in either soundproofing or another mic for the "actors" to use? Or hell, both?
6. The rest of the production values weren't so hot either. The graphics (what few there were, at any rate) look cheaper than usual for the site. The sound effects are poorly applied over the actual audio, those screens that keep the player's score look like they would fall off and break any minute. And the challenges don't look like challenges.
And this cost $45-90 thousand and two years to make huh? Tell me, did they just waste the money on Demo Reel and only realized when it was too late?