💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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I honestly don't know how anyone could stand being around this guy.
As long Dobbo keep licking boots, giving hugbox, and agreeing to wherever your farts blow in the wind. The guy have no firm conviction of his own.
His twitter routine so far;
Dobbo : I say A! *goes on ranting full of A*
Haters : No, it's B! *but muted anyway or blocked*
SJW : Well I think it's B
Dobbo : Oh yes, I do agree it's B! *ranting full of B, deleting some of A. With cold PTSD sweat, fearing of losing trust*

He climb that SJW social ladders at his owwwn paaaaceee!
 
I'm trying to think of who Dobbers could "ship" in the Tintin oeuvre. Bianca Castafiore and her maid?
He could do a Rule 34+63 combo on Thomson and Thompson.


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While it's BS because, like I said, Tintin is completely asexual, I'll still admit that this has some aesthetic+artistic value IMO.
(I wonder whether the anatomy is intentionally off, in an Escher-vs-Picasso kinda way...)

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Dont think it was ever covered anywhere but do we know if Dobbies girlfriend ever found out about his Catty-N stuff ?
She knew about his inflation fetish but I'm not sure about Dobbie's secret identity of Catty-N. He even wrote on a forum that his girlfriend was creeped out and when a certain scene in Harry Potter happened, she mocked him asking him if that's what he's into.
I wish I remembered where I saw these.
 
She knew about his inflation fetish but I'm not sure about Dobbie's secret identity of Catty-N. He even wrote on a forum that his girlfriend was creeped out and when a certain scene in Harry Potter happened, she mocked him asking him if that's what he's into. I wish I remembered where I saw these.
I can imagine him typing that out with tears in his eyes.
 
Oh, god. Eat a fucking dick, Dobson. You are the fucking problem.

Jesus Christ, I wish Carlin was still here. He would have a fucking field day.
 
Yes, how dare those children be born after you, Dobson! Clearly you are superior since you got a reference that's older than these kids!
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Comedians are too sensitive? Funny, I don't recall any comedian claiming they got PTSD from a spray bottle.
 
Also, since when does Dobbers leave his house to go to comic stores? Pretty sure his views on them are just how they're perceived in various shows and movies, and not how they generally are IRL. Once again, it's a case of him parroting what he's told instead of, y'know, doing research.
I'm 100% willing to bet he watches The Big Bang Theory and bases all of his 'geek culture' off of it.
Oooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr he likes Tintin because the character is basically a sexless, genderless, adult-size child, and thus appeals to Nookie Bear who feels so repulsed by any kind of masculinity.
Or he just saw the very popular Tintin movie, which was a really neat combination of CGI and live actors that made every animation enthusiast geek out.
I'm amazed that he even managed to get a girlfriend. Did he bribe her?
Shockingly low self esteem and youth innocence I guess. They were in their early 20s when they dated, I think? That she allowed him to draw her as a dead faced blob while he drew himself as skinny and well hairred speaks to her probable insecurity. Her reaction to him crying about Christmas only lends to my assumptions about her.
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I'm 100% willing to bet he watches The Big Bang Theory and bases all of his 'geek culture' off of it.

Or he just saw the very popular Tintin movie, which was a really neat combination of CGI and live actors that made every animation enthusiast geek out.

Shockingly low self esteem and youth innocence I guess. They were in their early 20s when they dated, I think? That she allowed him to draw her as a dead faced blob while he drew himself as skinny and well hairred speaks to her probable insecurity. Her reaction to him crying about Christmas only lends to my assumptions about her.
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What I get from that is that Dobson likes to roll around in garbage. No wonder water sprayed at him releases bad smells.
 
Don't get me wrong, but I sometimes get the feeling you know quite a lot about Dobbers, especially the "No nephews" part or the fact his parents live in Massachusetts. How come? I guess you just diligently collect little bits of information about him throughout this thread?

I looked a bunch of stuff about him up a while back (as a result of getting into this thread). Coincidentally enough, the two places I lived in my childhood were a) three towns away from where Dobbers went to high school, and b) three towns away from where his parents live now, so I have that perspective, too, for what it's worth.

As others have said, it's really easy to find Dobbles's details with just his name, name of college, and hometown. All of which he stated at various times on his deviantArt journal.
 
I'm 100% willing to bet he watches The Big Bang Theory and bases all of his 'geek culture' off of it.

Or he just saw the very popular Tintin movie, which was a really neat combination of CGI and live actors that made every animation enthusiast geek out.

Shockingly low self esteem and youth innocence I guess. They were in their early 20s when they dated, I think? That she allowed him to draw her as a dead faced blob while he drew himself as skinny and well hairred speaks to her probable insecurity. Her reaction to him crying about Christmas only lends to my assumptions about her.
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"Point" is not a sound, you idiot.
 
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I suppose he won't be doing any more of these then?

Yes, how dare those children be born after you, Dobson! Clearly you are superior since you got a reference that's older than these kids!

Comedians are too sensitive? Funny, I don't recall any comedian claiming they got PTSD from a spray bottle.
Yeah it's not like kids are able to watch older stuff or anything.
 
Shame on the person who doesn't recognize references like Dobson does, the uncultured men swine that they are.
But damn, he just keeps sinking lower and lower. Keep digging Dobson.

After thinking about it a bit more, I came to realize that the entire 13 year old does not get a reference thing is actually pretty close to a statement I made a couple of days ago, where I compared Dobson to some angry old, very unstable man, yelling at kids outside of his yard. Mostly because the way how Dobson now "deals" with it is reminiscent of that. He is "pissed" at the kid for not getting a reference he of an older generation (at least 20 years of age difference are there) does get and as such is more or less whinning that the new generation does not understand anything about th glory of the old days. Which is kinda funny, cause any other old person could just be an asshole towards him or other people and say the same thing.

As "sad" as it is, time goes on. Our generation, that had some pretty good entertainment in form of Married with Children, ALF, Animaniacs, the Disney Renaissance, some of the good Bay movies etc. has more or less "passed" and kids born AFTER 9/11 are the main consumers of popculture. And as such they will consume mostly the culture of their time and not what we did. It is "sad" in so far that yes, they will not "experience" first hand or directly some of the good stuff we had, as there are not even reruns on tv of them, but come on. We did the same. We did certainly not consume some of the good stuff our grandparents experienced first hand (how many ever watched "I love Lucy" as a kid first hand on a tv in form of a rerun, or knew who Roger Dangerfield was?) and we would still one day at least hear about it and find it funny. So instead of being a smug ass who thinks the kid is dumb for not getting references towards an oh so (in)glorious scifi series that gave birth to generations of conspiracy nuts, why not actually do a "cooler" thing and tell the kid about x-files, making it perhaps interested in the stuff?

In a nutshell: Dobson is not going to be a "cool" old guy anyday.
 
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