Amber's finances - assumptions galore
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I'm thinking Amber's finally receiving the bills for her surgery and aftercare and is realizeen that the haydurs were right and she needed insurance.
Most white trash have low enough income where they either get Medicaid or a hefty income-based charity write-off. Amber is a single woman with probably a $60k a year income at least. She will not qualify for any financial help. She might get a payment plan, but any additional care is just digging the hole deeper.
Add this tremendous new debt to her waning income and increased spending and no wonder she needed a "muh mentalz" break. Couldn't have happened to a more responsible person.
Most white trash have low enough income where they either get Medicaid or a hefty income-based charity write-off. Amber is a single woman with probably a $60k a year income at least. She will not qualify for any financial help. She might get a payment plan, but any additional care is just digging the hole deeper.
Add this tremendous new debt to her waning income and increased spending and no wonder she needed a "muh mentalz" break. Couldn't have happened to a more responsible person.
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So i was watching this video that has nothing to do with amberlynn at all, but the guy showed the Adsense he made off the video because people were accusing him of exploitation lol. This was in 2019, so well before any changes were made. I’m assuming this amount is after youtube took their cut, I could be wrong, but I thought this was interesting.
I rounded what he made up to $7
and rounded the views on Amber’s latest video to 230k. I divided 230k by roughly 1600 and got 1437.5 which I rounded to 1438. So multiplying that by 7, I got $1,006 for just her last video. That’s not factoring in changes to Adsense or anything like that, but this particular video gave me 4 ads, not sure how many were on it at the time, but I don’t see the guys channel being restricted so I’m sure it was the same at the time.
That being said, if we went off just this alone, and averaged Amber’s videos out to what she was getting, which was 80-100k views to an average of 90k and do the same math, we’d get $393.75 a video. She was uploading 3x a week and there are 4 weeks in a month, so $4,725 assuming she hadn’t lost any ad revenue before she stopped uploading. I don’t know what the numbers are for Adsense going down at the beginning of the year, so if someone wants to factor in the math on that, I’d be interested to see it.
My whole post may be retarded, but assuming Amber was being paid at roughly the same rate, she was making a disgusting amount of money to do nothing at LEAST until March.
P.s. this guy has some cold takes so if you’re gonna go to his channel, don’t judge me lmao
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I rounded what he made up to $7
and rounded the views on Amber’s latest video to 230k. I divided 230k by roughly 1600 and got 1437.5 which I rounded to 1438. So multiplying that by 7, I got $1,006 for just her last video. That’s not factoring in changes to Adsense or anything like that, but this particular video gave me 4 ads, not sure how many were on it at the time, but I don’t see the guys channel being restricted so I’m sure it was the same at the time.
That being said, if we went off just this alone, and averaged Amber’s videos out to what she was getting, which was 80-100k views to an average of 90k and do the same math, we’d get $393.75 a video. She was uploading 3x a week and there are 4 weeks in a month, so $4,725 assuming she hadn’t lost any ad revenue before she stopped uploading. I don’t know what the numbers are for Adsense going down at the beginning of the year, so if someone wants to factor in the math on that, I’d be interested to see it.
My whole post may be retarded, but assuming Amber was being paid at roughly the same rate, she was making a disgusting amount of money to do nothing at LEAST until March.
P.s. this guy has some cold takes so if you’re gonna go to his channel, don’t judge me lmao
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Turd Fergusson
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So, basically, what you are saying is that Amber has been pissing away her income on rubbish and feeding her entourage for the last two years. She did not bother planning for a lower income in the future by saving and protecting her finance by getting health insurance. What a cow.
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Rappers and athletes have been doing that for years. ALR is the white trash version of it.
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Well that statement @mythical mother coincides with her 10k a month claim. She did not get this for long however probs 5 months tops and she probably spent a lot of it on food / fuel, rent etc. At first I thought she had about 50k saved so thank you because it confirms a lot of theories. So if she spent lets say 5k out of 10k she had about 25k saved. She must be nearing its end though, her ads and that changed around october last year and that is when her CPM altered to probs $3.
Hmmm food for thought though.
Hmmm food for thought though.
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At least they blew their money on fun stuff like fast cars and parties full of strippers and cocaine.
What did AL get? A bunch of closeout inventory from TJ Maxx and Dollar Tree, takeout meals for herself and D&D from chain restaurants, cheap makeup, plastic iPhone cases, a ludicrous number of tubes of flavored toothpaste?
SnarlieNarlie
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Eaaaaarrreeeeeeeeennnssss!!!!!!
Drawers full of them!!!
In every shape and colour!!!!
But not a single one made of at least silver or let alone gold plated.
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How could you forget journals???????
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and she said her torrid clothes will grow with her if she loses (or gains weight). She knew what was up since her pants and bra lasted so long, clothes can last 10+ years for her.
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Could be wrong but don't think she can get any food stamps. I've known single people on minimum wage who could really use stamps but dont qualify without kids. Maybe its different in KY due to the lower wages and high poverty levels.
I'm actually surprised there's not a specific website devoted to feeders. Entrepreneurial-Lynn?
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SituationTypeThing
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I'm not sure if it varies by state, or how. I looked it up in my state and a single person household (she and becky would be two separate households if they don't prepare or eat meals together) can make up to 1,350 per month, and 1,720 for elderly/disabled/blind. I don't know how much they'd get in food stamps, but the pre-covid maximum for one person was 193 per month. The benefit amount depends on the gap between expenses and earnings. The bigger the gap, the more they get in snap. I have a friend in another state (on par with KY lower wages and high poverty levels) who makes about 1,200 per month and her expenses exceed her income, she also has 50% custody of her kid, she only gets about $50 in food stamps. It might have something to do with child support, which isn't income but would factor in to her kid's maintenance. That amount was pre-covid, now she's getting about 600 a month (500 is her child's benefit). With covid, most people are getting the maximum benefit for their household size. Your friends should reapply and see if they qualify for anything during the pandemic. It's possible that they didn't prove enough expenses to offset the gap between their earnings and their expenses? Medications, cell phone bills, transportation receipts/car loan, car and health insurance, rent whatever else that shows they're not able to afford food. Kids are required for TANF (temporary assistance for needy families. It's what they call cash assistance), and for WIC (some sort of food allowance program), but not for EBT/SNAP/Food Stamps.
But there's a catch. Many states, including mine, have an able-bodied work rule. If you're not disabled, you have to work or go to college/trade school 20 hours a week to get food stamps. (I don't know if youtube is considered work) There may be a 3 month grace period, the way it was written was a little confusing. It also doesn't specify if "disabled" means having official disability status/receiving disability benefits, or whether you are just non-able bodied per a doctors note. I live in a deeply liberal state, so if we have that rule, I'm sure KY has it too. It's speculated that becky gets food stamps, and I don't know how unless she also gets disability, or if being non-able bodied doesn't mean having an officially accepted disability claim.
With what amber has been making, no she wouldn't qualify, you're absolutely correct. The original comment I was replying to suggested that amber may give up youtube completely, and live off of government benefits. In that case, she may qualify for food stamps, but no more than 193 per month and medicaid. Possibly some utility assistance. But she wouldn't qualify for any sort of living expenses assistance.
As for feeder sites, I think most upload on porntube (youporn? Pornhub? one of those names), and now they probably have onlyfans. One farmer, has posted some links to really horrifying fat porn. I forgot the name of the woman with two pairs of boobs thanks to regaining weight after WLS, but she's also posted links to Hungry Fat Chick's porn. It's awful. Maybe even more disturbing than nicocado's gaping anus and mini burrito dick.
Turd Fergusson
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As far as Amber is concerned, she is only interested in a benefit programme that would maintain her in her present flat and would allow her to eat and purchase as much as she wants. Worldwide, there is not such a programme. Even in U.K., she would be stuck in council housing which are not always nice. She would get free health care from the NHS but she won’t have much choice in treatment. Having bariatric surgery takes years and the criterion are difficult to meet unless you go to a private clinic which is expensive.
Her options are few. The first one is to ask Becky to get a job. I think her days of guitar hero, Naruto and cartoon drawings are getting close to an end. Amber should be also be looking for a job too, maybe in a call centre. Certainly staying off YT does not help her finances.
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How much could Amber get in benefits for her teenage son (100% custody)?
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Amber could eventually qualify for welfare too, when her resources dry up. But that would only be like a few hundred per month. This is all at least a year from now, though. She's made way too much on Youtube, and the gov't will check thoroughly that she's still not making money or has a bunch saved.
The only realistic thing to save Amber is making Becky get a job. But, I assume the only reason Becky is still there is because she doesn't need a job. Or Amber dies because fat.
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There is general relief which is about 200 a month for singles on welfare and you can get about 150 on food stamps. Just enough so you aren’t a big disgusting pile of starving unhygienic flesh dying on their pretty streets, and you have some hoops to jump through with that such as job searching and getting the paperwork done. If you are poor and get on the governments insurance you get great benefits. Not perfect rich people benefits but you can walk in and out of any er for free with a huge battery of tests and be a frequent flier, you can get referals to specialists and keep your free government healthcare. It makes more sense for a lot of people to keep their income very low but be provided for. The people who are suffering the most are the working poor that make Just a bit too much and have to pay for everything they can’t afford while struggling in the rat race. There are two ends of the spectrum one can fall into and be ok in America, the destitute or the elite. And neither one is that bad if you can take care of your mentals and your health. It’s the core that is in the lower middle working class life that it is just hard as hell for.
I don't know how it works, so maybe it's different, but I would assume food stamps would provide at the most the normal amount of food that a normal person eats and not the equivalent of 4 pizzas every day just for a mid-morning snack just because she is giant.
And I think getting money for "disability" is not easy. Because even people with no legs can work. A giant fat woman can type, even in bed. She knows how to use a computer, there are things she could do which don't need special intelligence or skills. Even people who have proper impaired intellectual development because they were oxygen-deprived at birth can do something and actually often are active in workshops as part of their therapy.
And I think getting money for "disability" is not easy. Because even people with no legs can work. A giant fat woman can type, even in bed. She knows how to use a computer, there are things she could do which don't need special intelligence or skills. Even people who have proper impaired intellectual development because they were oxygen-deprived at birth can do something and actually often are active in workshops as part of their therapy.
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Disability is especially difficult in Kentucky because of the amount of fraud in the past. I suspect that your case for disability has to be incredibly strong to be successful. Her case for SSI and SNAP is better, but to be successful she would have to remove her YT channel, thus having no income from YT. However, she would not be able to stay in her flat and eat the massive amount of food she usually does. Having no income would mean that Becky would be gone too.
Her only hope might be to move to Oklahoma and staying with her mother.
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Amber is neither physically nor mentally disabled enough to qualify for disability. Knowingly and willingly eating yourself into immobility and sickness is not the same as having MS or being a paraplegic or an amputee. Having the mental state of 14 year old is not the same as having Schizophrenia, rapid cycling BP I with psychotic features, therapy resistant OCD, C-PTSD or severe Borderline Personality Disorder with comorbidities.
Amber can work. She shouldn't get either disability nor welfare. Her shitty childhood has not incapacitated her to the degree that she can not work. If she can film shit for YouTube then she can work, too.
The notion that any of the narcissistic/histrionic deathfats in this forum should qualify for disability or aren't able to work a job seems hilarious to me. Plenty of morbidly obese people have a job and pay their bills.
Amber can work. She shouldn't get either disability nor welfare. Her shitty childhood has not incapacitated her to the degree that she can not work. If she can film shit for YouTube then she can work, too.
The notion that any of the narcissistic/histrionic deathfats in this forum should qualify for disability or aren't able to work a job seems hilarious to me. Plenty of morbidly obese people have a job and pay their bills.
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Amber manipulates to get what she wants, she could probably figure out some fraudulent way to keep it all going like signing it over to Becky and she is the guest star or some other third party . That would be good to get some under the table Collabs and get a new director and producer and content creator on the Amberlynn show! Kind of like the slatons on 600 pound life. If she did it well enough she could have staff doing all of this for her and a team or she could sell out and be paid by the ALR team. But that’s rocket surgery and our girl is too wrapped up in her addictions to figure it out. It’s probably good that she gets feedback from the hard cold reality of kiwi since she has such mental and cognitive delays and instabilities and muh mentals and the family dysfunction. She’s already made the American Dream, she’s doing better than her parents financially and leisure wise and consumption wise but Kristine is doing a run for it by actually dropping back into society a little bit now. Recovery and reprogramming is a hell of a drug
