🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Radical Sloth said:
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Fucking Shopkins? These are grown women, y’all. The kid I know that collected these, grew out of it by the time she was 11. She gave them to a kid in first grade who is, you know, the age you’re supposed to be when you collect Shopkins.

They are truly just two overgrown children. All the other shit they’ve been selling has been embarrassing, but this took it to another level for me. Jesus.
 
Amber selling shit is worse than when Chris but actually worse. Chris created a product for the buyer and his Amibos for example were pretty cool. You bought something with some internet history albeit insular but still cool. Amber on the other hand just sells it and thinks people are going to buy it because Amber touched it.

Gratz you look Chris look like a better businessman.

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Funny how the Amazon dot is not in the description. What a steal! Robbing bitch.
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
Amber selling shit is worse than when Chris but actually worse. Chris created a product for the buyer and his Amibos for example were pretty cool. You bought something with some internet history albeit insular but still cool. Amber on the other hand just sells it and thinks people are going to buy it because Amber touched it.

Gratz you look Chris look like a better businessman.

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Funny how the Amazon dot is not in the description. What a steal! Robbing bitch.
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JFC. With the exception of the Dot (which may or may not be included) this batch of loose crap looks like what you might find at the very bottom of a rarely-used desk drawer when doing Spring cleaning.
It's the kind of random stuff where you question whether the Goodwill would even want it. Who the fuck would want a likely rancid, half-used sample sized tube of hand cream, or someone's old crappy eyeshadow brush?

Looking forward to the inevitable "Mystery box of expired Optavia Fuelings", "Assorted Water Bottles" and "Like new Pioneer Woman Dishware" posts! Get that coin from those Haydurs who have more money than sense, gorl!

ETA: Holy shit that "art" wrecked me. You just KNOW some dipshit in the Haydur Nation is going to buy that. My prediction: Zachary Michael will have it framed and on his wall in 2 weeks time
 
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some cunt said:
What I want to know is how Amberlynn thinks her clothes can go for that much? There aren't many people in her weight range, 600lb is fucking huge and for the average person, it would be like wearing a circus tent. I guess she's counting on rabid fans and haydurs to buy her shit, as if there's anything to be proud of owning an overpriced trinket that once adorned an unwashed smelly behemoth.
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Everyones got a kink this smelly land whales leaking body is someones
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
I'm almost afraid to ask: wtf are shopkins and why would anyone want them?
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They are blobs of plastic with some paint that are meant to resemble cats, dogs, birds, etc. They're a few cm tall. It doesn't make sense than Amberlynn collects them because they're Gen Alpha toys and not something a Millennial would have played with in the 80s or 90s. I don't see the nostalgia draw.

If she steps on them, it'll be slightly less painful that stepping on a Lego. And by that I mean extremely painful.
 
I remember that in Density's era someone suggested to stop buying the cheap earrings and start saving for some real diamond studs that would go with everything and would hold their value if she'd ever need it in the future. Then when she would talk about buying a real LV purse I thought "ok, that somehow counts as a liquid asset because she will definitely need it in the future". But no, her gluttony knows no quality, we are talking about someone reaching super morbidly obese status by eating dry pasta and canned food soups. Now she thinks she can get her money back from pounds of recycling plastic. This was predictable but still funny
 
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TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS for some stickers
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Planner Fanatic here :) Fun Fact! Those pack of stickers BRAND NEW are $20(most times retail stores have them on sale for $10) each. I’m counting 11. means all together $220(the bags are pointless).

All i’m trying to get at here, is that she is selling this junk for basically full price. And no one in their right mind would pay that much, when they could go to the store and buy all that for possibly cheaper

like those plastic stickers that don’t stick?? A pack of 50 is only $11 on amazon
 
wetcarpet said:
Stay golden, PonyGorl.
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Jaundice coming in nicely on her neck. She should start wearing fake yellow precious stone necklaces to compliment her skin tone.
some cunt said:
Drunklynn is best lynn.
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Drunklynn to match Cokenose Chantal. Alcohol would give ALR's liver that last little push it needs, then I can finally see how yellow she's willing to turn before seeing an actual doctor.
Turd Fergusson said:
Amber does nothing swiftly, but not this time, she is scrambling. She will move very soon, and not in a few months.
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I wonder if the big push is unaffordable rent (with her food spending) or Becky making a firm deadline to stop caretaking Amber?

Without an ass wiper, dog walker and housekeeper, Amber won't make it a week. She knows it, which is why she look so panicky in her live streams (while claiming she's just in shock).

Radical Sloth said:
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Those sticker packs on the left are overpriced "planner sticker sets". She probably spent 20 a piece on those.

If she was smart, she'd sell each one with one of her unused journals, then write a personalized note and autograph in inside cover. She could market it as "Amberlynn Curated DIY Planner Set" and sell them for $40 a piece.
 
Empress of Lucite said:
This 100%. Even with the mukbangs she's been a lazy piece of shit and has missed a ton (lol) of opportunity. There are mukbangers pulling millions of views who have a green screen set up, carefully display all of the food, have planned talking points and, shocker, aren't pushing 600lbs.

Instead of making any effort like that, Amber just reheats leftover spaghetti from Cheesecake Factory on a paper plate.
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I do believe that she is depressed and suffers from executive dysfunction - a disorder that makes even the smallest of tasks seem difficult and/or insurmountable - but I think her major problem is her size and overall lack of energy from both her weight and the ED.

She's mentioned in recent lives how immobile she is and how just going through all of her shit in preparation of the split has "built up her stamina". Becky mentioned they said at one point they'd make it a goal just to walk to the mailbox and back each day, but they never even did that. That's pretty telling. Granted, at an apartment complex with a communal mailbox area, that's probably a longer walk than what most people are imagining - walking down the driveway - but it's still very telling.

The amount of movement it would take just to move things around, get special dishes, set up the camera/lighting and a nice backdrop, would likely exhaust her before she even started filming.
 
I just checked Amazon, and yes, Happy Planner stickers are insanely expensive.


These two maroons must really need money, but:

  1. Who in their right mind would buy a load cheap junk at a premium price? (Although, surprisingly, Becky had an inquiry about her micro-plastic shit.
  2. They don't have the wherewithal to follow through Remember how long her earreen sales venture lasted?
Does anyone know if they ended up selling that $6,000 bed that they used, like, once?
 
TrainWreckSpotter said:
I just checked Amazon, and yes, Happy Planner stickers are insanely expensive.


These two maroons must really need money, but:

  1. Who in their right mind would buy a load cheap junk at a premium price? (Although, surprisingly, Becky had an inquiry about her micro-plastic shit.
  2. They don't have the wherewithal to follow through Remember how long her earreen sales venture lasted?
Does anyone know if they ended up selling that $6,000 bed that they used, like, once?
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They sold the bed for about $1,000 if I remember well.

Why does it breaks her heart to sell unused planner stickers for unused planners? I could understand for errings, but for unused stationery?
 
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