🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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gampboonerisms said:
I'm actually wondering if she's moving around the apt and grabbing this junk or is she making Becky get it for her. "Hand me that box" type of situation.
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Oh, you know it's the latter, even with "all she's done this week" that has built up her stamina, and which prevents her from walking to the mailbox and back.


dfranki723 said:
God she's a fucking idiot.
I'm sure you've all seen those incredibly colourful/tacky/over the top phone cases that were extremely popular? A bunch of plastic charms and Barbie lettering slapped on what looks like plastic cake icing, all of that shit? She could have actually made those same kind of ugly phone cases and successfully sold them because there is a genuine market there.

People will pay a surprising amount for an ugly phone case in that style. She has all of the options/time/materials to actually do something creatively productive and instead she just wasted money on a bunch of supplies that she had no intention of using?
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That is her SOP: have an idea, immediately start planning. WW - "I have x points that I can eat everyday." "I', going to make ugly phone cases!" - buys a shitload of useless garbage and cases. "I'm going to sell earrings!" - buys a shitload of earrings, pays retail for a shitload of packaging materials, overpays at the PO.

Planning she likes. The effort the followthrough requires? Nah.


PotatoSalad4711 said:
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I have no idea what the fuck this means.
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She's impressed with herself for mangling some words and declaring that she "makes up new words" because she doesn't know fuckall about language or definitions.
 
I'm cackling at the Shopkins and minis. Those are for literal children, and they have bins of that plastic crap. I'm not surprised, per se, because those two act like children, but I guarantee they spent hundreds on those things that they're selling for a significant loss. They're absolutely hurting for money if they're getting rid of their overpriced trinkets.
 
Toy youtube is a very active part of Youtube... they missed out on making money by not doing toy hauls and mystery pack reveals.
 
Owlflaps said:
If I had to guess, the planners and stickers were for the earring business and the fake wedding she never planned to have.
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She hauled a ton of those special journal stickers and journals in a video recorded back at the fag shanty....so well before any wedding planning.
 
I feel old now. Thanks. Al
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dfranki723 said:
God she's a fucking idiot.
I'm sure you've all seen those incredibly colourful/tacky/over the top phone cases that were extremely popular? A bunch of plastic charms and Barbie lettering slapped on what looks like plastic cake icing, all of that shit? She could have actually made those same kind of ugly phone cases and successfully sold them because there is a genuine market there.

People will pay a surprising amount for an ugly phone case in that style. She has all of the options/time/materials to actually do something creatively productive and instead she just wasted money on a bunch of supplies that she had no intention of using?

I realise this would require effort but still, this was a plausible option given all of the plastic charm bollocks she's selling.

This is the shit I mean. Not the nicest to look at but it's popular. If only she actually gave a shit about using the nonsense she's purchased.
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That's called "decoden" style and the problem is it requires minor effort for her to do. If someone wants a specific kind of case she has to go out and get the right one, make sure the whip (the cake icing part) drys correctly and the charms stick right. Most of the decoden cases are done custom order which amber is beyond too lazy to do.
 
toilet_rainbow said:
I'm cackling at the Shopkins and minis. Those are for literal children, and they have bins of that plastic crap. I'm not surprised, per se, because those two act like children, but I guarantee they spent hundreds on those things that they're selling for a significant loss. They're absolutely hurting for money if they're getting rid of their overpriced trinkets.
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Im shocked she never hopped on the money maker toy channels, watching her fat hog trotters finger fucking mini food items like godzilla for muh ASMR.
 
Janai said:
Planner Fanatic here :) Fun Fact! Those pack of stickers BRAND NEW are $20(most times retail stores have them on sale for $10) each. I’m counting 11. means all together $220(the bags are pointless).

All i’m trying to get at here, is that she is selling this junk for basically full price. And no one in their right mind would pay that much, when they could go to the store and buy all that for possibly cheaper

like those plastic stickers that don’t stick?? A pack of 50 is only $11 on amazon
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i think the stickers are ones becky bought on amazon for AL's christmas present
 
Clintonberg said:
Cartoon food, clothing, and furniture with faces plastered on them.

It's funny that Becky collected these while Amber collected mini-brands. It shows a very slight divide in mental maturity when it comes to their consooming addictions.
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Mini-brands actually disturb me. It's like those little animals that kids used to have in the 90s, only instead of them being little figures of the natural world, they're figures of the consoomer world.
TrainWreckSpotter said:
I just checked Amazon, and yes, Happy Planner stickers are insanely expensive.
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This is absolutely not relevant to Necky and Hamber, but I've seen "premium" stickers (Including this specific brand) be a big help to people with certain mental disorders who use bullet journals to help with their conditions. It overcomes the mental hurdle of "Other people's journals are pretty and I have no art skills" when you don't need a pretty journal, you need to track your meds or your to-do list or whatever.
Turd Fergusson said:
They sold the bed for about $1,000 if I remember well.
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Please tell me it was just the frame. Any other part of any bed they've slept in should be burned for fuel.
 
Yeah I remember that video, god she bought a planner for every aspect of her life, she had a planner to plan youtube videos, she had a planner to count calories in, a planner for her toughts, etc.... and then she showed the fuck ton of stickers she bought for those planners. What a waste, we never saw those planners ever again and since she's selling those stickers she propably never used them either.
 
NoReturn said:
Please tell me it was just the frame. Any other part of any bed they've slept in should be burned for fuel.
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That is what is so bizarre. They never slept in it because it was too high for Amber. So, it was never used. Instead of returning it right away or within the month of purchase, and getting their $6,000 back, it stayed unused in the main bedroom and was used to keep the Halloween and Christmas decorations. A bit later they sold it for about $1,000.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
That is what is so bizarre. They never slept in it because it was too high for Amber. So, it was never used. Instead of returning it right away or within the month of purchase, and getting their $6,000 back, it stayed unused in the main bedroom and was used to keep the Halloween and Christmas decorations. A bit later they sold it for about $1,000.
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Makes you wonder if they broke up back then when they sold it... or if AL is regretting letting it go for so cheap now she needs money. Damn Becky is the one who originally wanted the bed, she should have gotten the bed out of this whole thing (and the car). Even if she scooped it up for $1,000 and let a family member hold it till she moves out.
 
Hambeast has increasingly becoming more and more annoying like she's in a manic state over losing her butler. It's hard to sit through a stream without being annoyed that she screeches that obnoxious fake laugh while taking stabs at Becky or just showing how much of a petty cunt she is... Specially with the money flexing...
 
Y’all I cannot understand why two fucking 30 year old women are collecting toys for children. Funko pops, amiibo, figures..etc there are literally so many other cool little things adults can collect but they choose these tiny little plastic pieces of junk? And then they just keep them in huge plastic tubs?? What’s the point of collecting it? Maybe if they were like re painting them or something as a hobby I could understand but wtf. Confused.
 
Azshara said:
Confused
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This is hoarding behavior. Impulsively buying shit that will never get used. It goes in to a drawer somewhere never to see the light of day. Amber is the physical embodiment of gluttony; both in food and buying things that will collect dust. She probably bought this shit thinking she was going to do something with it. We know Fat Amber gets a high from planning things. But when it comes to execution, the wheels fall off.
 
Mesh Gear Fox said:
This is hoarding behavior. Impulsively buying shit that will never get used. It goes in to a drawer somewhere never to see the light of day. Amber is the physical embodiment of gluttony; both in food and buying things that will collect dust. She probably bought this shit thinking she was going to do something with it. We know Fat Amber gets a high from planning things. But when it comes to execution, the wheels fall off.
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That’s the only thing I can think of honestly. They seem like they would be good craft materials for niche things. However when starting a new hobby it would probably be more wise to just buy a small amount of materials, so you don’t have a huge amount of shit you wasted money on if you never get to it or hate it. The impulse buying is a lot worse than I was thinking.
 
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