🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[gampboonerisms]

Planner Fanatic here Fun Fact! Those pack of stickers BRAND NEW are $20(most times retail stores have them on sale for $10) each. I’m counting 11. means all together $220(the bags are pointless).

All i’m trying to get at here, is that she is selling this junk for basically full price. And no one in their right mind would pay that much, when they could go to the store and buy all that for possibly cheaper

like those plastic stickers that don’t stick?? A pack of 50 is only $11 on amazon

I have a thing for enamel pins, and I still wouldn't resale any of mine for full price cause I know I wouldn't get half the original price. Her trying to sell her garbo junk reminds me of someone who's being kicked out and they need to sell everything so they don't have to pay to move anything.

I'm actually wondering if she's moving around the apt and grabbing this junk or is she making Becky get it for her. "Hand me that box" type of situation.

 

[Witch Bitch]

Necky is selling off her landfill sprinkles as well View attachment 2312233

Jesus christ on a cracker these two cows really were hoarders. How can you have a fucking BIN of shit like this? What do you even do with them, let alone that freakin many.

The scrap booking shit I get. Shes a #journalgirl who lubs her empty journals. That fits. Buy those little plastic things and the fabric bits- when did our gourl rob a hobby lobby?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

She was CoLlecTEeeEeeN PRivaTeLy. There's a lot about her life we don't know about.

 

[W00K #17]

Do you think she'll sell any of her panties? Asking for a friend.

 

[Dispeckful Piece of Amber]

Do you think she'll sell any of her panties? Asking for a friend.

As far as we know, she always goes commando under her leggeeeeeens or blankets, so.. nah.
But to be honest, that might be her only shot at making decent money for weight loss surgery in Mexico moving.

Edit:
I stand corrected, in one of those cash-grab lives you can see a strap from one of her panties. Maybe she has a chance after all

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I thought they'd gotten their furniture from some rent to own place (or was that Chinny?). I don't know if Necky was lying, but in the last stream when Fat Albert said they were going to try sleeping in the same bed and Necky said if it was too weird she'd sleep in the other bed. I think Albert said it was one Necky had before they got together.

 

[Stephanie Brown]

Holy irresponsibility Batman! I knew Amber was a big spender but seing all the literal crap she bought just to hoard is astonishing, this really puts everything in a whole new light! Here I tought she only hoarded planners, torrid and candles. Also, didn't she give that echo dot to Becky for christmas? Way to be a jew Amber

 

[bad seed]

Amber selling shit is worse than when Chris but actually worse. Chris created a product for the buyer and his Amibos for example were pretty cool. You bought something with some internet history albeit insular but still cool. Amber on the other hand just sells it and thinks people are going to buy it because Amber touched it.

Gratz you look Chris look like a better businessman.

edit new item up

(insert image of box of useless shit here)

Funny how the Amazon dot is not in the description. What a steal! Robbing bitch.

Who in the fuck is going to buy this shit ? My beautiful wife, for your birthday I bought you an Amberlynn box, enjoy your hair scrunchies and adult mad libs. Delusion at its finest.

(Dumb stickers go here)
TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS for some stickers

And even more outrageous:
(Retard doodle)

Shes really pulling a Becky and trying to sell shitty art

How does it break your heart to sell STICKERS? Every art/craft has some high end niche materials, but these just look like a page of stickers you'd buy in a Walgreens or something for your 6 year old cousin or something. T W O H U N D R E D D O L L A R S.

The Becky doodle is hilarious, as if Amber is saying, "that dumb bitch broke up with me, I can do what she does, but better!" Amazing that she's saying make me an offer, as if the doodles of an obese toddler somehow has enough artistic merit or sentimental value to charge that much for me.

If she really needs money, just show LAYGS. She'd get a huge cash influx from opening an onlyfans for one month so people could see the freakshow first hand.

I'm conflicted on where this leaves her financially. Is she selling stuff because she absolutely needs money or just trying to cut back on the hoard? You know, now that I've typed that out, she must need money, becuase there's no way on God's green earth, Amber would every, voluntarily, give up all her bullshit. Whoever the new caretaker is, they must have been like, look, I can't put you up and all your shit, I've only got on room for one useless pile of trash.

 

[dfranki723]

God she's a fucking idiot.
I'm sure you've all seen those incredibly colourful/tacky/over the top phone cases that were extremely popular? A bunch of plastic charms and Barbie lettering slapped on what looks like plastic cake icing, all of that shit? She could have actually made those same kind of ugly phone cases and successfully sold them because there is a genuine market there.

People will pay a surprising amount for an ugly phone case in that style. She has all of the options/time/materials to actually do something creatively productive and instead she just wasted money on a bunch of supplies that she had no intention of using?

I realise this would require effort but still, this was a plausible option given all of the plastic charm bollocks she's selling.

This is the shit I mean. Not the nicest to look at but it's popular. If only she actually gave a shit about using the nonsense she's purchased.

Spoiler

 

[inquizadoor]

I'm guessing she bought all that shit with the idea that either her or Becky would turn them into crafts to sell. Even the mini brands are popular to turn into earrings in the tiktok lesbian community. But now she doesn't have someone to do all the work for her so she's selling the materials.

 

[mysterymoment]

I'm guessing she bought all that shit with the idea that either her or Becky would turn them into crafts to sell. Even the mini brands are popular to turn into earrings in the tiktok lesbian community. But now she doesn't have someone to do all the work for her so she's selling the materials.

Yeah to me this all screams failed business idea. Even with how short lived the earrings were she managed to spend a ton on packaging / thank you cards etc. (can’t remember which video she mentioned this in but was about a month ago) so it all seems similar.

 

[Insulin reid]

Who in the fuck is going to buy this shit ? My beautiful wife, for your birthday I bought you an Amberlynn box, enjoy your hair scrunchies and adult mad libs. Delusion at its finest.

Yes it is delusion. Like when you see a kid selling lemonade in the neighborhood. Is it worth the $1 they sell it for? No. Do you buy it because of a sense of pity and at least they are doing something so you wanna reward their efforts? Yes.
Amber is on the same delusional level. She's just the happy kid in her own world where everything will work out cause it's her.

The Becky doodle is hilarious, as if Amber is saying, "that dumb bitch broke up with me, I can do what she does, but better!" Amazing that she's saying make me an offer, as if the doodles of an obese toddler somehow has enough artistic merit or sentimental value to charge that much for me.

Now that they aren't together. The thumb isnt beneath her, or something amber owns. She's her own person and that's competition for the spotlight.

If she really needs money, just show LAYGS. She'd get a huge cash influx from opening an onlyfans for one month so people could see the freakshow first hand.

She will never but you are correct. That's admitting something's wrong or can be looked at like that. She's bootiful guise. If you don't think so your phat-phobic

I'm conflicted on where this leaves her financially. Is she selling stuff because she absolutely needs money or just trying to cut back on the hoard? You know, now that I've typed that out, she must need money, becuase there's no way on God's green earth, Amber would every, voluntarily, give up all her bullshit. Whoever the new caretaker is, they must have been like, look, I can't put you up and all your shit, I've only got on room for one useless pile of trash.

Seems to me she realized nobody is going to help her move her hoard so we know where she stands on her priorities. This is her limiting what she's taking with her, not a lack of money. Her doing less is more important than her losing her hoard.
She would be completely happy to just sit in a bed and be fed food and compliments. If enabled she would eat herself to death. It's damn near that Prader–Willi syndrome without the obvious hur durr going on.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Sorry Ham, nobody want's to buy your chinese plastic trash bags. Maybe invest your money more wisely next time.

So much money wasted on crap. If she'd invested a 10th of that into bitcoin over the past few years she'd probably be a millionaire right now.

 

[Owlflaps]

Why does it breaks her heart to sell unused planner stickers for unused planners? I could understand for errings, but for unused stationery?

If I had to guess, the planners and stickers were for the earring business and the fake wedding she never planned to have.

 

[Xenomorph]

To commemorate the grand occasion, here's Amber's YouTube career timeline. To visually see how long she was with Becky, as compared to Destiny is kinda wild.

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All that Becky and prolly 5 mins of interesting content whereas Dusty was a ride from begining to end

Even the toys AL collects are fucking FOOD

I am shocked she doesnt have those squishes that were popular.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

So much money wasted on crap. If she'd invested a 10th of that into bitcoin over the past few years she'd probably be a millionaire right now.

Hamber: "What's a Bitcoin? Becky, didya know like countries have flags?"

You might as well speak Kasifuckistan to Hamber, cuz you'll get the same dumbass results.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I do believe that she is depressed and suffers from executive dysfunction - a disorder that makes even the smallest of tasks seem difficult and/or insurmountable - but I think her major problem is her size and overall lack of energy from both her weight and the ED.

She's mentioned in recent lives how immobile she is and how just going through all of her shit in preparation of the split has "built up her stamina". Becky mentioned they said at one point they'd make it a goal just to walk to the mailbox and back each day, but they never even did that. That's pretty telling. Granted, at an apartment complex with a communal mailbox area, that's probably a longer walk than what most people are imagining - walking down the driveway - but it's still very telling.

The amount of movement it would take just to move things around, get special dishes, set up the camera/lighting and a nice backdrop, would likely exhaust her before she even started filming.

If we’re speculating, I do think there’s a difference between executive dysfunction as a symptom of manic depression versus Amber’s lack of motivation or good will. Amber doesn’t necessarily have ill intentions for anyone, but she is extremely conceited and inconsiderate of anyone else, especially society in general. It doesn’t occur to her to align herself in a career that’s beneficial to others or go out of her way for anyone without ulterior motives. As one person she consumes and wastes more than an entire village and only cares about others’ perceptions in terms of control and attention. She has no goals for herself, no aspirations, only delusions—it’s easier to sit in bed and imagine yourself as the world’s most successful youtuber/writer/choreographer than it is to become one, and while the arduous path to success is rewarding to most, she has no incentive towards anything that isn’t instantaneous and effortless.

Amberlynn does have some reasonable shit to be depressed about, don’t get me wrong, and she very likely does suffer some generic form of mental illness. But she’s fat because she’s a cunt, not because of bad wiring in her brain. She will only get fatter, and no one, not even Becky anymore, will have sex with her.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Giving Necky a run for her money. View attachment 2312708

Well, if she's asking...

Those sticker packs on the left are overpriced "planner sticker sets". She probably spent 20 a piece on those.

If she was smart, she'd sell each one with one of her unused journals, then write a personalized note and autograph in inside cover. She could market it as "Amberlynn Curated DIY Planner Set" and sell them for $40 a piece.

See, Big Al? Farmers are trying to help you.

The amount of movement it would take just to move things around, get special dishes, set up the camera/lighting and a nice backdrop, would likely exhaust her before she even started filming.

That's one reason I think she insists Becky do the lives with her: Becky gathers the shit and sets it up. If she wasn't on a mattress on the floor, she could have the shit setup semi-permanently at a desk or whatever so she'd just have to plop her shelf ass down in a hair and turn everything on.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I have no idea what the fuck this means.

 

[dingobaby]

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I have no idea what the fuck this means.

I hope its some bumpkin booze that she is bingeen on a la Destiny breakup and livestream will follow