🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Her weight gain in 2020 is fucking crazy

So may / june she was 485 at the beginning like 500lbs and now is 560 easy. but sometime in October / early November she was 517 allegedly
 
escándalo said:
Her weight gain in 2020 is fucking crazy

So may / june she was 485 at the beginning like 500lbs and now is 560 easy. but sometime in October / early November she was 517 allegedly
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In her latest video she said that she is “over 500 pounds”, not “about 500 lbs”, or “somewhere over 500 lbs. She is clearly well into the weight range.
 
celtichaze said:
...Ugh. Why can’t she just lose some weight, for fuck’s sake. It’s honestly depraved, living like this disgusting slob year in and year out.
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Interesting question that I’ve pondered for much longer than I’d like to be honest about. This, for myself at least, is getting into the area of what’s actually captivating about Amber & company. When you understand the real day to day maintenance it takes to be this far off the beaten path for what is considered ‘human’, that puts a whole new paint job on things. The caloric intake alone is astounding. Maintaining a consistent position on the deep end of 500 pounds is an undertaking. That is far from absent minded snacking or ‘geez, this episode of Maury was so good, I didn’t realize I finished the whole can of Pringle’s’. If you believe Ambers numbers in the first place, that is. I don’t buy the story that Amber doesn’t know what ‘tare’ is. We’ve seen many videos of her packing snacks to take to the mall when she would hang at the food court, & she pointed out every time how she had to tare the ziploc bag to get the most pretzels weight watchers allowed.
All of that is a long winded way of saying Ambers condition is far from what happens when you’re lazy. Amber is putting forth effort, but it’s all targeted at being huge & lying to protect her precious enormity...Why?...F’ing WHY??? It’s craziness! The only thing I came up with was this- If Amber woke up tomorrow 124 lbs & sexy she’d be invisible. Just another girl. I’d love to hear Ambers take on this, but we know she doesn’t read hate pages.
 
Borbie Dahl said:
If Amber woke up tomorrow 124 lbs & sexy she’d be invisible. Just another girl. I’d love to hear Ambers take on this, but we know she doesn’t read hate pages.
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Good point. For someone who was neglected as a child, making yourself into an entity that is literally impossible to ignore may be one method to capture people's attention, even if it isn't good attention. I think she'd love this, though, as she'd have a ball working her way back up to where she is now.
 
Owlflaps said:
All that cushion going to her ass, gut, and legs but none to her tits. And strangling what precious few brain cells she has left in that empty head.
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She uses her ass more than her brain, so this make total sense to me. Also:





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celtichaze said:
...Ugh. Why can’t she just lose some weight, for fuck’s sake. It’s honestly depraved, living like this disgusting slob year in and year out.
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We know Big Al can't handle the slightest bit of discomfort, whether that is clothes that don't fit, or rideeen in the car for more than an hour or so, or not being able to eat something she wants instantly. She has no skills to speak of, and despite her saying that "Poetry is my passion, I'm gonna use this journal to write my pomes in." or "I love dancing, it's always been a passion of mine." the only real passion she has is for food and hoarding up whatever space she lives in with shit she doesn't need and will never use.


StrawberryDouche said:
She's gotten 560k total views in the past 7 days. These strident declarations of Amber being days away from welfare and food stamps and Becky better be looking for a job are batshit fantasies propelled by fuck if I know. But it's like people are rubbing their hands together in anticipatory glee. It's weird. And the funny bit about it is they cannot be dissuaded from their certitude. They will not hear of it.
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It's like the people who think the moon landing was faked or (insert any other deranged, nonsensical bullshit here). There was a study done whose name I can't remember this moment, about how people cling to the weirdo notions they have, even when presented with proof that those notions are, in fact, wrong: they just dig their heels in more deeply. Is oddball contrarianism some trait passed down from the ages of early man? I wonder about that. Big Al has her little niche that keeps her in orange chicken and Becky in snapbacks and 90s tees. This isn't going to change, and people should get over it.


Borbie Dahl said:
Interesting question that I’ve pondered for much longer than I’d like to be honest about. This, for myself at least, is getting into the area of what’s actually captivating about Amber & company. When you understand the real day to day maintenance it takes to be this far off the beaten path for what is considered ‘human’, that puts a whole new paint job on things.
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It might seem to you or me that shoveling this much food down on a regular basis, day after day, month after month, year after year would be a soul-crushing endeavor. But it's likely neither you nor I are lazy slugs who have zero goals in life other than thinking about what we're going to eat next.

Borbie Dahl said:
The caloric intake alone is astounding. Maintaining a consistent position on the deep end of 500 pounds is an undertaking. That is far from absent minded snacking or ‘geez, this episode of Maury was so good, I didn’t realize I finished the whole can of Pringle’s’.
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Oh, absolutely. But her incidental snacking isn't what we would consider it to be. She once detailed all the junk she had eaten in addition to her regular meals, and it wasn't just one Reese's cup package. It was a six pack of them. It was just three Milanos. It was the entire package. And so on. That's her "snacks" in addition to her regular eating routine. That shit adds up fast. But it would be uncomfortable for her to stop, so she doesn't.

Borbie Dahl said:
If you believe Ambers numbers in the first place, that is.
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I don't. In the last vlogmas with D&D she admits she's over 500 pounds. I would suggest that technically, this is true, but it would probably be more accurate to say she is closer to 600 pounds than 500 pounds.

Borbie Dahl said:
The only thing I came up with was this- If Amber woke up tomorrow 124 lbs & sexy she’d be invisible. Just another girl. I’d love to hear Ambers take on this, but we know she doesn’t read hate pages.
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But she'd still be a narcissistic twat. She'd just be able to venture out into the world to be one, like any other attention whoring YTer whose fame rests on spectacle and not accomplishment. The funny part is: she'd likely explode her channel that way and start raking in the kind of bucks her YT heroes make.
 
And in a generation that has more knowledge and technology available to them than at any point in the history of human development, pretty fucking stupid.
 
Question... When the hell are Amber and Becky going to get engaged? It seems like a perfect time to put a ring on it towards Christmas since the Llynmass gifts are supposed to get 'better'. I doubt Amber has any suitors to choose from and most of all, Becky can deal with being around her (for 3 years!). Amber probably wouldn't be the one to propose (caus shes so femanine) so maybe Becky would give her earrings with a proposal message and have Amber choose the ring?
 
Watching her latest crap, I thought of one good thing about Amber. So many younger women do this God awful incredibly annoying and insufferable vocal fry affect. Even though Al doesn't use words correctly, has stupid accent affects and is mid double digit IQ - at least she enunciates.
 
Pooderdong said:
Question... When the hell are Amber and Becky going to get engaged? It seems like a perfect time to put a ring on it towards Christmas since the Llynmass gifts are supposed to get 'better'. I doubt Amber has any suitors to choose from and most of all, Becky can deal with being around her (for 3 years!). Amber probably wouldn't be the one to propose (caus shes so femanine) so maybe Becky would give her earrings with a proposal message and have Amber choose the ring?
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This is fucked. Nothing personal, but if you have followed the Amberverse for any length of time, you'd know that marriage has come up before. And it is consistently Amber talking about MY wedding. Thumb got zero zilch point shit to say about any of it. Hamber has it all planned out where it's her "dream" wedding.

But when your as narc as Hamber, why not? I'll have to go back and cite vids where this is proven, but fuck that. Too many doubles right now.
 
Let's be real, Amber's dream wedding would be with Destiny. But she would marry the Thumb for all the narc reasons a narc would want to marry for.
 
Logical Fallacies said:
Let's be real, Amber's dream wedding would be with Destiny. But she would marry the Thumb for all the narc reasons a narc would want to marry for.
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Density was "hit it and quit it" with Amber for their entire relationship. Something tells me she would have been a lesbian chad and left her ass at the altar on their wedding day. And AL would still thirst after her.
 
Pooderdong said:
Question... When the hell are Amber and Becky going to get engaged? It seems like a perfect time to put a ring on it towards Christmas since the Llynmass gifts are supposed to get 'better'. I doubt Amber has any suitors to choose from and most of all, Becky can deal with being around her (for 3 years!). Amber probably wouldn't be the one to propose (caus shes so femanine) so maybe Becky would give her earrings with a proposal message and have Amber choose the ring?
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Amber has said a few times before she wants to be proposed to, so yes Becky would do the proposing. I’m damn sure Amber has already told Becky what type of ring (metal) and stone she wants. She knew which ring she wanted if Destiny proposed to her so I’m sure she’s shoved it down Becky’s throat. She keeps hinting that they are getting engaged and whatnot but it would be interesting to see how long it takes Becks to actually propose. It could happen this Christmas just to shut the haters up, but I’ve got a feeling they’d just be the couple that remains engaged for 10+ years and never marries. Can you imagine Amber in a wedding dress?
 
Necky tried to propose once in 2018, on camera no less, and AL actually recoiled in what turned out to be the most movement we've seen from her in over a year. There's debate over whether the proposal was real or not, but even if it wasn't, there's no doubt that Becky was testing the waters. See below (time-stamped).


Bonus footage of two grotesquely fat people doing their version of a "hug"
 
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8008135 said:
Necky tried to propose once in 2018, on camera no less, and AL actually recoiled in what turned out to be the most movement we've seen from her in over a year. There's debate over whether the proposal was real or not, but even if it wasn't, there's no doubt that Becky was testing the waters. See below (time-stamped).

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TmKa1awE_ko:224
Bonus footage of two grotesquely fat people doing their version of a "hug"
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It's odd but I think that she actually hit her highest weight somewhere in 2018 when this video was filmed. I already wondered about this when I saw a side by side of her photos from 2018 , 2019 and up to now a few days ago in one of these threads. People always point at her shelf ass but look at her extended belly!! Also look at her arms and her face, the fat in her face makes it seem as if she is squinting. She looks like a balloon ready to pop!! Strange, but to me she looks fatter in this video than in recent ones.
 
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