🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Natsuki]

Her voice really annoys me.

I'm happy to see that I'm not the only oen who can't watch reuploads of her videos due to her voice.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Anyone else disappointed that she didn’t dress up as an ovarian cancer warrior?

Or a giant peach.

 

[wilderbeans]

Or a giant peach.

Oh yeah! They could do a steam punk James and the giant peach and Becky could be James!!!!!

 

[Owlflaps]

Oh yeah! They could do a steam punk James and the giant peach and Becky could be James!!!!!

That has the unfortunate implication of Becky being "inside" of Hamber.

 

[Retarded Potato]

That has the unfortunate implication of Becky being "inside" of Hamber.

The only thing that has been inside Amber in the last few years is the Cochise cancer.

Unless we’re talking about her other shit-spewing hole: the mouth. In that case, a lot of stuff has been inside her: orange chicken, takeout, Starbucks sugary drinks, more takeout...

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Boo, this whore.

"YoU tUbE iS mY jOb"

"tHiS iS mY jOb"

"OtHeR yOuTuBeRs [insert excuse]!!!"

As soon as she realized she couldn't make money like she used to, she abandoned her channel. With a quickness, not giving a fuck about her loyal viewers/supporters, whatever it was. The only bone she threw them was a very ballsy condescending community tab comment.

It's the old sob story of two dumb lezbeans trying to live nigga rich.

 

[fvckm3]

I’m not concerned about gorl being M.I.A, I am just interested in what the explanation video will go like and how “swolleeeen” she’ll be.
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Im hoping her and neckster have broken up, just for a little “heartbreak in the city saga”, but it’s probably Amber just mental-ing.

I'd say, judging from her most recent profile pic, Amber is lookin SWOLL.
Must be all that water weight.

 

[plz use deodorant]

Halloween is around the corner, I wonder if we'll see a mukbang of her stuffing her gob with Halloween candy?

 

[Snusmumriken]

Does anyone have any current thread recommendations for when the Pre-Recordapocalypse occurs? I’m not sitting through another hundred videos of Hambeast pawing at markers and reviewing cheap makeup.

(and talking about how vlogeen is so important to her when she cuts her holiday work hours by taking one day of meaningless recording and stretching it into weeks of content)

 

[Trash Puppet]

She could always quit YT and go on government benefit, but the amount that she would get would not allow her to live the way she wants to, so she needs another solution.

If she had to get on food stamps, or whatever the hell it's called now, at least she'd likely lose weight. She wouldn't be able to order out constantly and keep up her ridiculous food intake. I suppose it would be a blessing in disguise.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

Does anyone have any current thread recommendations for when the Pre-Recordapocalypse occurs? I’m not sitting through another hundred videos of Hambeast pawing at markers and reviewing cheap makeup.

(and talking about how vlogeen is so important to her when she cuts her holiday work hours by taking one day of meaningless recording and stretching it into weeks of content)

Surely you are not unaware of the Fatasaurus named Chantal Sarault, aka "Foodie Beauty."

 

[Snusmumriken]

Surely you are not unaware of the Fatasaurus named Chantal Sarault, aka "Foodie Beauty."

I could never get invested in Chantal, for one reason or another. When it comes to deathfats cows, it’s almost like the crazier they are, the more boring they are to me. Same story with Nikocado, I’ll pop into his thread now and then but I expect him to be a crazy faggot so I’m never surprised. If Amber starts doing fast food mukbangs or blatantly faking Becky’s death, call me

And just so this doesn’t get removed from the genthread for not being ambercentric...uhhh Amber fat and I would not rub clits with her.

(my phone has never more aptly autocorrected “clits” to “clots”)

 

[Poop Bun]

I could never get invested in Chantal, for one reason or another. When it comes to deathfats cows, it’s almost like the crazier they are, the more boring they are to me. Same story with Nikocado, I’ll pop into his thread now and then but I expect him to be a crazy faggot so I’m never surprised. If Amber starts doing fast food mukbangs or blatantly faking Becky’s death, call me

Totally Agreed, I've tried to watch the others, but for one reason or another it is a struggle to make it through one of their videos, even with a hadur commentary.
Not that Amber is the gem of the triple crown or anything.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Not that Amber is the gem of the triple crown or anything.

To summarize, my interest in Amber over the other deathfats is as finding a piece of corn in a load of diarrhea. Make of that what you will.

 

[Fupacabra]

If she had to get on food stamps, or whatever the hell it's called now, at least she'd likely lose weight. She wouldn't be able to order out constantly and keep up her ridiculous food intake. I suppose it would be a blessing in disguise.

She can buy cheap sugar and flour in bulk, mix it together with water and gobble down 10,000 calories daily. Poverty won't stop the queen of moderation!

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

I have a strange feeling that the 'Minnie-Mouse' costume from a previous year.

I also beginning to feel that the reason she is not uploading because she is no longer at The Henry

 

[Captain Ahab]

If she had to get on food stamps, or whatever the hell it's called now, at least she'd likely lose weight. She wouldn't be able to order out constantly and keep up her ridiculous food intake. I suppose it would be a blessing in disguise.

You do know there’s a direct link between poverty and obesity, right? Candy and deep-fried snacks are super cheap. Fatty cuts of meat are cheaper than lean ones. Processed carbs are like the cheapest food. You can also deep-fry everything and triple the calories. Hell, you don’t even have to change the oil until it turns rancid.

 

[Blue_Snow]

You do know there’s a direct link between poverty and obesity, right? Candy and deep-fried snacks are super cheap. Fatty cuts of meat are cheaper than lean ones. Processed carbs are like the cheapest food. You can also deep-fry everything and triple the calories. Hell, you don’t even have to change the oil until it turns rancid.

True, most junk food is extremely cheap. Look at snack cakes, chips, and soda. A lot of their ingredients are cheap to get, so their products are cheap.

 

[Dead Memes]

I also beginning to feel that the reason she is not uploading because she is no longer at The Henry

It was speculated shortly after the move that she was only staying there as a part of an emergency housing program due to requiring inpatient surgery and not living near the hospital. I don't know if it ever went passed speculation and I doubt any actual look into the program was done.

 

[lostinwoods]

If the mookbong era is over I'll be extremely disappointed, it was her best content and she had such passion for it.
Wtf are we gonna watch now? Foodie Booty? Canada sucks and it's not the same as Hamber...
I guess I'll rewatch Amber - eating fast food part 236 and work my way down. By the time that's done hopefully those pre recorded videos she has hoarded up will magically appear.