🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bubblez McGee]

True, most junk food is extremely cheap. Look at snack cakes, chips, and soda. A lot of their ingredients are cheap to get, so their products are cheap.

Yep, and you can buy all that stuff on food stamps. I think some folks think that people on food stamps are only allowed to buy staple foods or healthy items, but they can purchase almost any food or beverage item in the supermarket except for hot foods and other prepared foods meant to be eaten in the store and alcohol products. If you've got food stamps, you can get soda, chips, candy, cookies...all that stuff. No one loses weight just because they have to go on food stamps.

 

[Lame Entropy]

The max. monthly amount for food stamps is like $194 right? Amber can easily go through that in under a week.

 

[Poop Bun]

It was speculated shortly after the move that she was only staying there as a part of an emergency housing program due to requiring inpatient surgery and not living near the hospital. I don't know if it ever went passed speculation and I doubt any actual look into the program was done.

I must have missed that theory.
Very interesting, but then where to go once she recovered?

The max. monthly amount for food stamps is like $194 right? Amber can easily go through that in under a week.

Under a day.

 

[wilderbeans]

Imagine if they had to live in that car together?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I can't see her buying a bunch of tacky 'decor' for a place where she was only staying a few months.

 

[peach tea]

Yep, and you can buy all that stuff on food stamps. I think some folks think that people on food stamps are only allowed to buy staple foods or healthy items, but they can purchase almost any food or beverage item in the supermarket except for hot foods and other prepared foods meant to be eaten in the store and alcohol products. If you've got food stamps, you can get soda, chips, candy, cookies...all that stuff. No one loses weight just because they have to go on food stamps.

I used to work at circle k and it drove me bat shit crazy to see people walk in and buy 44 ounce polar pops, ramen, snack cakes and chips, but they suddenly had $70+ in cash to buy a carton of cigarettes. That seems like some Amber shit to do. She’d apply for SNAP to have more money for target eeereengs.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

If she had to get on food stamps, or whatever the hell it's called now, at least she'd likely lose weight. She wouldn't be able to order out constantly and keep up her ridiculous food intake. I suppose it would be a blessing in disguise.

If you only use your SNAP money for food, then sure it's a great way to lose weight. It's a big reason why I did. If you're still using your regular money to eat out daily... then you just have an extra $200 to buy junk food.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

It was speculated shortly after the move that she was only staying there as a part of an emergency housing program due to requiring inpatient surgery and not living near the hospital. I don't know if it ever went passed speculation and I doubt any actual look into the program was done.

I doubt very that she moved. I also doubt that there is such a housing programme for someone who is not insured. She is likely to have a one-year rental agreement. She is stuck in Lexington at the Fritz till next year.

 

[Angel Dust]

I can't see her buying a bunch of tacky 'decor' for a place where she was only staying a few months.

Amber is a hoarder though. She abandoned the bulk of her previous years and years worth of hoard back at the fag shack. I don't think she really cares about what it is she's buying, just that she's buying.

 

[497]

I could never get invested in Chantal, for one reason or another. When it comes to deathfats cows, it’s almost like the crazier they are, the more boring they are to me. Same story with Nikocado, I’ll pop into his thread now and then but I expect him to be a crazy faggot so I’m never surprised. If Amber starts doing fast food mukbangs or blatantly faking Becky’s death, call me

And just so this doesn’t get removed from the genthread for not being ambercentric...uhhh Amber fat and I would not rub clits with her.

(my phone has never more aptly autocorrected “clits” to “clots”)

lifebyjen is like an older version of amber

 

[ADHD]

It was speculated shortly after the move that she was only staying there as a part of an emergency housing program due to requiring inpatient surgery and not living near the hospital. I don't know if it ever went passed speculation and I doubt any actual look into the program was done.

My guess is that Becky updated her voter registration when she got her address changed for her driver's license. If the Henry was indeed something they knew was only for a few months, it would have made more sense to wait to change her address until she knew what her "permanent" address would be.

I doubt very that she moved. I also doubt that there is such a housing programme for someone who is not insured. She is likely to have a one-year rental agreement. She is stuck in Lexington at the Fritz till next year.

Yes, because even if Amber can't afford to pay the rent right now, she cannot be evicted until the end of December as long as she'd notified the landlord that she can't pay.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Let's face it. This subforum is dead. In an attempt to revive it and spark some discussion, I have gone through all 3,582 posts on Amberlynn's Instagram and picked out some highlights. Who wants to fall down the rabbit hole with me?

Nothing has changed. Her taste buds have been dead for a while.

Poor Twinko.

The best part is that she still thinks this is a good idea.

Amberlynn was in a DDLG relationship? Amberlynn waddled so shoe0nhead could run.

I've never seen her look so proud.

Twinkie has spend many a morning watching Destiny fingerblast Hammy's clam hammock.

Genetic inheritance is a fantastic comedian.

Most people do not bear witness to an anthropomorphic manatee caught in a fishing net every day. That's why they are staring.

WriterLynn recounts the tale of two jilted lovers, Crystal Metheny and her brother Tony.

Look at the life in Twinkie's eyes.

(Libby or Mary?) is on all fours doing her eyeliner/plucking her eyebrows in front of a full-body mirror and the two decide to take a couple's selfie. Brilliant.

This reminds me of a mother and her developmentally disabled son taking a tourist photo at the CN Tower's glass floor.

The random troll was right. Destiny cheated on Hammy with Dana, a Shrek-esque ogre with linebacker shoulders cosplaying as a refrigerator. That's an upgrade in my book.

#vegan

It took the channel over two years to crack 1k subs. It's amazing to watch how much she has grown over the years (her shelf ass, not her channel).

"Future girlfriend" I am assuming this was at the tail end of the Krystle era.

Find beauty in celery #eatingdisorder #bingeeating

Krystle-Chan looks stoned here.

Nothing has changed.

Finally a realistic goal.

Lest we forget the Great Pussy Belch of May 2020.

Poor Krystle. What part of "please don't shove a camera in my face" did she not understand?

That's a Guitar Hero controller...

Fat girls: they're fat. #fat

Back when she had eyebrows.

Rosa Parks pictured with American civil rights icon (left).

Bruh. McCain's presidential campaign was in 2008. Why was she posting this in 2013? Am I missing something here?



#meandmylove

emo-jee

My girlfriend burned herself. #cute

Different home, same hoarder.

 

[Fleasburger]

My guess is that Becky updated her voter registration when she got her address changed for her driver's license. If the Henry was indeed something they knew was only for a few months, it would have made more sense to wait to change her address until she knew what her "permanent" address would be.

Yes, because even if Amber can't afford to pay the rent right now, she cannot be evicted until the end of December as long as she'd notified the landlord that she can't pay.

Spoiler: There's more to the CDC Eviction Moratorium than that

You have had to been affected by Covid in someway and attempting to make payments, plus have been actively seeking aid to help pay bills. Kentucky is giving people 30 days only, and they'd just move back in with the gays if they had to. I seriously doubt she's financially struggling but she can still be evicted this year if she is. Gorl would be e-begging, too, if she was.
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She's probably living it up (where she is now is like a vacay everyday) and trying to wrack her brain for content and excuses about weight and health. We see she's still going places so there's no way she's sick. In some ways, I'm sure she knows exactly what she's doing in making everyone wait for content. She's definitely gaining too. Plus, with holidays coming up, adsense will start really picking up and she'll make money back.

I, for one, am happy to wait. She is gonna be a lot heavier just from this time and it's fun guessing how much so. Bets placed she's back around 520+.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

I can't see her buying a bunch of tacky 'decor' for a place where she was only staying a few months.

Oh, I can.

 

[ADHD]

they'd just move back in with the gays if they had to.

Why would the boys allow such a thing? They only tolerated Amber because she was Miss Moneybags, and eventually that wasn't enough for them to put up with her any longer. Why would they take in a broke Amber and a thumb who refuses to get a job?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Why would the boys allow such a thing? They only tolerated Amber because she was Miss Moneybags, and eventually that wasn't enough for them to put up with her any longer. Why would they take in a broke Amber and a thumb who refuses to get a job?

My thinking entirely. Becky might be able to move back for a short time since they are still friends and they might feel sorry for her, but not Amber. She was too much of a train wreck to allow her to move back. Amber should try to move instead with Dana and Destiny; this should be fun to see.

 

[peach tea]

Spoiler: There's more to the CDC Eviction Moratorium than that

You have had to been affected by Covid in someway and attempting to make payments, plus have been actively seeking aid to help pay bills. Kentucky is giving people 30 days only, and they'd just move back in with the gays if they had to. I seriously doubt she's financially struggling but she can still be evicted this year if she is. Gorl would be e-begging, too, if she was.
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She's probably living it up (where she is now is like a vacay everyday) and trying to wrack her brain for content and excuses about weight and health. We see she's still going places so there's no way she's sick. In some ways, I'm sure she knows exactly what she's doing in making everyone wait for content. She's definitely gaining too. Plus, with holidays coming up, adsense will start really picking up and she'll make money back.

I, for one, am happy to wait. She is gonna be a lot heavier just from this time and it's fun guessing how much so. Bets placed she's back around 520+.

Oh she knows EXACTLY what she’s doing by not posting. She was probably just gonna be lazy for a couple days and then realized how many views she was getting on her last video, so she held off. I don’t think she’s smart enough to have foreseen the response she would get. I do, however, think that she knows she’ll get roughly the same response by coming back after a break this long.

I personally don’t believe she’s demonetized or restricted or whatever, and I think she’s making good money right now and she’ll make good money during her comeback so it’s worth it to her to be even more lazy (somehow, not sure how that’s possible) than usual. Yeah, sure, she will lose a good bit of what she would have gotten if she uploaded like normal, but she’s definitely not going broke right now. At least that’s my opinion. There’s just not enough evidence to prove that she lost monetization and I will believe it when I see it. Nothing bad happens to Amber.

 

[ADHD]

Amber should try to move instead with Dana and Destiny; this should be fun to see.

Yes, but if she has no money, why would they agree to this?

This is Amber's biggest problem: she has no friends, she only has people who tolerate her because she showers them with money. Without money, no one has any reason to suffer her presence, especially not when it comes to living with her. She's fucked if she's dependent on people being willing to let her mooch off them, her best chance would be to call up methmamma Kristine.

 

[wilderbeans]

Let's face it. This subforum is dead. In an attempt to revive it and spark some discussion, I have gone through all 3,582 posts on Amberlynn's Instagram and picked out some highlights. Who wants to fall down the rabbit hole with me?
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Nothing has changed. Her taste buds have been dead for a while.
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Poor Twinko.
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The best part is that she still thinks this is a good idea.
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Amberlynn was in a DDLG relationship? Amberlynn waddled so shoe0nhead could run.
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I've never seen her look so proud.
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Twinkie has spend many a morning watching Destiny fingerblast Hammy's clam hammock.
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Genetic inheritance is a fantastic comedian.
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Most people do not bear witness to an anthropomorphic manatee caught in a fishing net every day. That's why they are staring.
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WriterLynn recounts the tale of two jilted lovers, Crystal Metheny and her brother Tony.
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Look at the life in Twinkie's eyes.
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(Libby or Mary?) is on all fours doing her eyeliner/plucking her eyebrows in front of a full-body mirror and the two decide to take a couple's selfie. Brilliant.
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This reminds me of a mother and her developmentally disabled son taking a tourist photo at the CN Tower's glass floor.
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The random troll was right. Destiny cheated on Hammy with Dana, a Shrek-esque ogre with linebacker shoulders cosplaying as a refrigerator. That's an upgrade in my book.
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#vegan
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It took the channel over two years to crack 1k subs. It's amazing to watch how much she has grown over the years (her shelf ass, not her channel).
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"Future girlfriend" I am assuming this was at the tail end of the Krystle era.
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Find beauty in celery #eatingdisorder #bingeeating
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Krystle-Chan looks stoned here.
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Nothing has changed.
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Finally a realistic goal.
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Lest we forget the Great Pussy Belch of May 2020.
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Poor Krystle. What part of "please don't shove a camera in my face" did she not understand?
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That's a Guitar Hero controller...
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Fat girls: they're fat. #fat
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Back when she had eyebrows.
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Rosa Parks pictured with American civil rights icon (left).
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Bruh. McCain's presidential campaign was in 2008. Why was she posting this in 2013? Am I missing something here?


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#meandmylove
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emo-jee
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My girlfriend burned herself. #cute
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Different home, same hoarder.

What a great walk down memory lane!

 

[McBoogerBall]

Anyone think that Hamburgerlynn looks better with shorter hair? I don’t know why she doesn’t choose to cut it, she won’t even chop the shitty blonde ends, she more or less looks better with shorter hair.