🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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maddsmon said:
Anyone think that Hamburgerlynn looks better with shorter hair? I don’t know why she doesn’t choose to cut it, she won’t even chop the shitty blonde ends, she more or less looks better with shorter hair.
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No. She would look better if she had long hair and cared for it properly like most women do and wasn't balding due to hormone imbalances caused by being a deathfat.
 
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The highlights in those Instagram pictures for me have to be:

the picture of celery- as a plant person who realizes how many millions of species grow in this exact shape, that caption tore me up inside. You don’t have to look for it lol just go outside bitch even pine cones grow in that shape it’s called geometry. I mean my god, all those atrocious plastic sukkalents she bought this year,.. I’m surprised she’s not still posting about the beauty only she can find in plastic. Also, you literally only need light and gritty soil to grow a succulent, anyone who can’t grow one is useless, you barely even have to water them. Plastic plants are a major peeve for me lol I’ll stop.

the Obama pic- idk what this was meant to be, or why she posted it, but I don’t ever want to hear amberlynn talk about politics or even joke about them. When people as stupid as her have an opinion, it’s always wrong. I don’t give a shit what side of the spectrum her views are on, she’s an idiot and I’m glad she’s not voting.

I’ll take my hats and puzzle pieces and be on my way.
 
GrouchiCorn said:
she looked small in 2013, (comparatively), damn
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And young! I suppose it's because she was at the time, but a lot of people can manage to age gracefully with the right combination of self care and genetic luck. Whatever good karma AL had in the latter category has been fucked up immeasurably by her inability to do anything about the former.
 
ADHD said:
Why would the boys allow such a thing? They only tolerated Amber because she was Miss Moneybags, and eventually that wasn't enough for them to put up with her any longer. Why would they take in a broke Amber and a thumb who refuses to get a job?
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Idk how true this is but I saw several people in her comment section saying that Eric and Ricky also left the old house and have moved to their own apartment. Who knows if they even have space for more people. And they only ever put up with Amber because of Becky.
 
darkprince56 said:
Idk how true this is but I saw several people in her comment section saying that Eric and Ricky also left the old house and have moved to their own apartment. Who knows if they even have space for more people. And they only ever put up with Amber because of Becky.
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While most people believed that Eric and Rickie moved but the only indication was from Amber. Eric was still registered for voting at the old address in Montecillo while Becky was registered at her new address in Lexington. Eric brought packages left by delivery companies to Amber a few weeks ago. Whether or not Eric and Rickie moved has not been fully ascertained.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
While most people believed that Eric and Rickie moved but the only indication was from Amber. Eric was still registered for voting at the old address in Montecillo while Becky was registered at her new address in Lexington. Eric brought packages left by delivery companies to Amber a few weeks ago. Whether or not Eric and Rickie moved has not been fully ascertained.
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Ohhh ok I didn't know
 
Pog Mathoin said:
Who thinks she's been holding out to do a Halloweeeeeeen vlog?
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If she does, it will be background noise while she discusses her latest candle purchases, shows off the nails she done bought because she, like, wants to try them on. Then, maybe she'll round out the affair by humoring Thumby by cackling like an escaped mental patient at nothing, let out an ear piercing shriek then eat 5 frozen meals before she lies about doing housework.

Bonus spooky points for side on shelf ass, potential laygs and clothes that are stretching so much to contain Ambers vast, planetoid bulk that the sound of ripping nylon and polyester drowns out her simpering about how she's nervous about eating a food for the first time or something.
 
Gorlax said:
I could never get invested in Chantal, for one reason or another. When it comes to deathfats cows, it’s almost like the crazier they are, the more boring they are to me. Same story with Nikocado, I’ll pop into his thread now and then but I expect him to be a crazy faggot so I’m never surprised. If Amber starts doing fast food mukbangs or blatantly faking Becky’s death, call me 🤙

And just so this doesn’t get removed from the genthread for not being ambercentric...uhhh Amber fat and I would not rub clits with her.

(my phone has never more aptly autocorrected “clits” to “clots”)
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Deathfats teeter between the lines "too cunty to follow" and "too boring to follow" and rarely any of them do a good job at balancing them anymore. I feel like this is a big (lol) reason why I fell out of following them, even though they're the reason why I came to the farms in the first place.
 
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