🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Erins Wifey said:
So, is there a poll somewhere about Ambies WeIgH iN wEdNeSdAy??? Cuz it looks like we aren’t getting a second one... I’m certainly not surprised. She’s going thru old footage, trying to find a weigh in in the low 500s.... Seeing her step on the scale, full body, no cuts, will never happen. At this point I really don’t care about her weight, her makeup she never uses, the gross shit she eats.... I wanna see those festering , oozing, lumpy LLLAAAAAAARRRRGGGGSS
I NEED TO SEE AMS GAMMMMSSSS....
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she's been uploading them at about 1am my time. its now only 4:10pm so if she's going to upload one she still has a bit of time left really makes me wonder how fucked up her sleeping schedule still is.
 
playuhplay said:
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I was a bit surprised when she randomly "premiered" her weigh-in even after sticking to her guns and keeping the loss private for once because she wanted to wait until she was out of the 500s.

But now it makes sense. Unless it's just a coincidence that she decided to post it AFTER gaining back 5 pounds 🙄 Perhaps she gave up but wanted to ensure that she had a chance to throw 50lbs in everyone's face before resuming her cycle.
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Ok, I know I’m late. Flog me later. Anyway, the way this ignoramus calculates weight loss is a field of math called Ambermath... She’s always done this. So her weight was 519 (fuck the point 4,6,5), she gained 5 pounds putting her at 525(again, fuck the point), so she loses the 5 pounds she gained, plus one more, putting her beheem ass at 518. She says “I lost 6 pounds”..... no. You lost ONE pound. One pound. Every weight loss jamboree she puts us thru, she does this math. I just don’t get it. You can’t lose what was already lost. If you weigh 580 and you weigh in at 500, you lost 80 pounds, right? I mean even if you have a week where you gain weight back and have to lose it again, it’s still an 80 pound loss..... unless you’re Amber. Give me my flogging and my puzzle 🧩 pieces for my r.etarded rant....
 
It's ok though. Everyone can use Ambermath to make themselves look good.

A normal weight woman can fluctuate by several pounds over the course of a month, depending on where she is in her cycle. So, record your low point, record your high point, then once you cycle back around to your low point, BOOM! You've lost 5 (give or take) lbs! Using Ambermath, a normal weight woman can lose hundreds of pounds over the course of her lifetime without ever venturing above a healthy BMI.

#inspiration #skinnylegend #goals
 
So is she just going by Amber now? Maybe that porn star got to her
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ADHD said:
A normal weight woman can fluctuate by several pounds over the course of a month, depending on where she is in her cycle. So, record your low point, record your high point, then once you cycle back around to your low point, BOOM! You've lost 5 (give or take) lbs! Using Ambermath, a normal weight woman can lose hundreds of pounds over the course of her lifetime without ever venturing above a healthy BMI.
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A hundred pounds? Uhhhh I think you mean a thousand (:
 
Pineapple Fox said:
So is she just going by Amber now? Maybe that porn star got to her
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more than likely it was the copy right from the porn star. Not that the senile old porn star could have enforced it anyways, but amber does not play when it comes to her YouTube check. That check is probably the one thing amber would get dead serious about. So she changed her name just on the off chance that something could be said. Amber knows if she loses that check that she is going to be in some deep shit. If YouTube demonetized her channel - I legitimately don’t know what would become of her.
 
Azshara said:
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Ok first of all that filter is hideous, secondly this is her go to response when she uploads something SHE doesn’t want to, she makes out she’s had a ton of hate over it and she’s going to soldier on but inevitably the pressure and complaints from subscribers will be the reason she stops doing weigh ins - NOT cause she’s a fat fuck who can’t stop eating.
 
Nicotine Fetish said:
more than likely it was the copy right from the porn star. Not that the senile old porn star could have enforced it anyways, but amber does not play when it comes to her YouTube check. That check is probably the one thing amber would get dead serious about. So she changed her name just on the off chance that something could be said. Amber knows if she loses that check that she is going to be in some deep shit. If YouTube demonetized her channel - I legitimately don’t know what would become of her.
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I wish youtube does indeed demonitze her for few days. She'll have a meltdown and if Eric has any brain left below his scraggly pubic hair on his head, he'll video it for sweet sweet youtube bucks
 
Fatguypewdiepie said:
I wish youtube does indeed demonitze her for few days. She'll have a meltdown and if Eric has any brain left below his scraggly pubic hair on his head, he'll video it for sweet sweet youtube bucks
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It's my dream that he has a stock pile of priceless videos and photos and stories expanding each day, prepping for when hes finally free and can drop that hot goss for the mad cash lol
 
StarkRavingMad said:
I mean ... If she caught the virus, it would be extremely bad for her considering the state of her lungs alone. I've heard the virus can negatively affect the kidneys as well in some cases, and Amber apparently comes down with a UTI twice a week or something. So yeah, it would be really bad for her if she caught it.

Watch her make a vlog about it, and watch her show off the precautions she's taking to protect herself against the virus out of "concern for her health." lol.
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i would die to see her trying to put on a mask properly, on top of that shed probably buy a 2 ply or a cloth allergen mask instead... i wonder if they make masks to even fit the moon.. 🤔

Punkinsplice said:
Kentucky is in a state of emergency over one case of corona virus? Seems kind of like an overreaction. Now if that one case was Al, maybe it would warrant such a panic.
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well considering probably only .1% of people actually practice general hygiene including handwashing in kentucky. only one case is enough for the call.
 
Azshara said:
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A better, more accurate caption should have been:

"I'm going to continue doing whatever the fuck I want. If I'm upset, you'll know (but I'll lie about it). If I'm happy, you'll know (but I'll lie about it). If I binge, you'll know cause you have eyes (but I'll still lie about it). If I'm on track, you'll know (cause I got sick). Thanks for continuing to fund my super-morbid obesity and hoarding with your inability to install AdBlock. I'll be back when I need more money, and not a second sooner! Fuck you and have a great day, guise!"
 
Keyboard Warrior said:
A better, more accurate caption should have been:

"I'm going to continue doing whatever the fuck I want. If I'm upset, you'll know (but I'll lie about it). If I'm happy, you'll know (but I'll lie about it). If I binge, you'll know cause you have eyes (but I'll still lie about it). If I'm on track, you'll know (cause I got sick). Thanks for continuing to fund my super-morbid obesity and hoarding with your inability to install AdBlock. I'll be back when I need more money, and not a second sooner! Fuck you and have a great day, guise!"
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Pretty amazing, Warrior. That's exactly the way I read it when it was first posted. She and Becky need to get busy on her "All About Me" children's book.

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