🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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That could easily be the result of dehydration - I suspect she doesn't drink nearly enough fluids in order to avoid the onerous chore that simply peeing has become.

I doubt she's lost anything. She hasn't made any significant changes to her eating & even if she wanted to, (she doesn't), & did what she could manage without risking injury or experiencing serious pain, she can't get enough exercise to help with losing weight at this point. The smart money says this would be the time to start a gentle routine, preferably seated, to get used to regular, scheduled fitness activity so that when, (again - not going to happen), her weight started dropping to something closer to reasonable, she could start amping it up to a point where she'd start seeing physical & mental benefits.

She has no comprehension of what self discipline means & the smallest changes in activity or eating get waved off as soon as she doesn't feel thrilled or the giddiness of planning what she intends to do wears off.
 
Those bands look like a chubby infant's wrists, but if you really look at the skin on her inner wrist (in addition to what you can see just above), that skin is really crepey. Like as crepey as a dehydrated 80 year old hospital patient. That's not lack of moisturizer, that's lack of oral hydration, @DefCon Dumb is right. Pretty soon her urine is going to be more solid/gel than liquid.

I'm always amazed at the way she drinks when she does a moookbong. She takes the most minimal sip possible, like a mere wetting of the lips. Why even bother, gorl?
 
SituationTypeThing said:
Those bands look like a chubby infant's wrists, but if you really look at the skin on her inner wrist (in addition to what you can see just above), that skin is really crepey. Like as crepey as a dehydrated 80 year old hospital patient. That's not lack of moisturizer, that's lack of oral hydration, @DefCon Dumb is right. Pretty soon her urine is going to be more solid/gel than liquid.

I'm always amazed at the way she drinks when she does a moookbong. She takes the most minimal sip possible, like a mere wetting of the lips. Why even bother, gorl?
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It's because she sees herself dainty af, but will gladly eat a whole goddamn chicken with her hands on camera

And honestly I always thought she drinks from a straw because her oversized arm hurts from bringing the bottle to her mouth and keeping it there
 
ADHD said:
It's been almost a year since she posted this but something tells me she never started.
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Did she ever explain why she didnt use conditioner?

All the shops I've been in, the conditioner and shampoo of a brand are right beside another, so it would be hard to say you didnt know it was meant to be that way.

Did she have some stupid conspiracy theory that conditioner isnt "actually" good for your hair?
 
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Lmao I'm not fucking reading this.
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StrawberryDouche said:
Some dude trolled on her channel asking Amber if she had any comment about getting caught shitting in the tub or something, and now it's "fact" that Amber shits in the tub, because tards will believe any outlandish thing that supports their tard views.
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Okay Strawberry, you changed my mind. But now I'm going with wafflestomping her shit in the shower.
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The problem with her post of "a life they know nothing about" is that everybody DOES know about your fucked up life because she's the one that's been putting it out there for years for people to dissect and laugh at.

Does not compute, gorlfriend. 2/10 for effort, though.
 
If Fat Amber doesn't want to share her life or eat on camera, she could try NOT making videos where she talks about herself and eats on camera. Maybe just live on the money she already has or get a different source of income? (spoiler - she won't)
 
FatalTater said:
If Fat Amber doesn't want to share her life or eat on camera, she could try NOT making videos where she talks about herself and eats on camera. Maybe just live on the money she already has or get a different source of income? (spoiler - she won't)
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And therein lies the problem. Your sole source of income is publishing the minutia of your life and constantly feeding your face in perverse ways. Yet, you can't take the heat when people react to your often ludicrous bullshit and point it out.

You just can't have it both ways. Put on your Big Gorl Torrid pants and suck it up sweet cheeks. You're in it for the money or your out for your mentulz. It's really that simple.
 
Quick answer to that: "Talk is cheap." SHOW these fantastic changes you're making. We don't need to know the intricate minutia of your thought processes; how you've arrived at any revelation you're claiming but the resulting actions derived from that are easy enough to show in your videos. Show us you sweeping a room, doing a sink full of dishes, walking for more than 3 minutes. By all means, speed it up big time but if you can't understand why no one believes you, you're still delusional.
 
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I know I'm super late but My 600lb life doesn't air here. I just found episode 5 of season 8 about a lesbian named Gina. Every single minute of that was Big Al 1:1 even down to the fat wife. That a show like that is not a fucking wake up call I don't get it.
 
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She doesn't need to talk about it. A simple weigh in showing the current date could be presented without any extra commentary.

She won't do that, though, because she's gaining, not losing.
 
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