🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Sodium-King-90 said:
Like... Why would a 500lb-plus woman use a filter to make herself look fatter? Trying to be self-aware she just makes herself out stupider.
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It makes her look so cute uwu and silly and quirky duh

Really though it's probably her just trying to call herself fat and gross before someone else does so she can be in control or whatever
 
ADHD said:
It's been almost a year since she posted this but something tells me she never started.
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That would be a hell of a workout. It's probably hard enough for her to raise her massive arms over her head for long enough to shampoo it.

She claimed to use conditioner when Mary or Sharla gave her a shampoo and conditioner set, but that was 100+ lbs ago.

I initially thought the pic was becky with the filter amber usually gives her.
 
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Punkinsplice said:
Seems to be a fat thing, but she also lost or grew out of her glasses some time ago ( def over a year ago), and if she had a lazy eye already, maybe the long period of not wearing them weakened it more. I have no idea if that is possible, but eyes do not get better as you age.
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Depends on the glasses she wore. Maybe they were glasses specifically designed to treat her lazy eye. Does anyone know why she wore them ? If she "needed" them to properly see close objects, it would be harder on her lazy eye since it would need more effort from her eye muscles to adjust/look in the same direction as the dominant eye. Lazy eye is typically caused by one of these muscles being weaker than the others, so the stronger ones kinda "pull" the eye in one direction.

What I can say, though, is that it's not gonna get better on its own. The lazy eye isn't as used as the dominant eye, so her brain is used to prioritizing her dominant eye's stimuli. Which, retroactively, makes her unconsciously use the lazy eye even less. The lack of use also makes said lazy eye lose its acuity, which is another reason for the brain to kinda let it be and focus on the other eye.
She needs to go to an eye doctor. She could wear an eyepatch to only look with the lazy eye, thus "training" her lazy eye, but that's typically used in children rather than adults. Getting it surgically fixed is a bit to extreme and we know she wouldn't to that ever. The best option for her is vision therapy, but she can't even properly do her mentulz therapy so that's not happening.

TL;DR; the eyes are the mirror of the soul.
 
She th inks shes so funny but if people said to her " yeah it does actually" she would cry
 
amber you look fat with or without a filter because you weigh over a quarter of a ton and snapchat filters were not programmed to function on land whales who eat enough food every day to sustain a family of four.
 
SituationTypeThing said:
That would be a hell of a workout. It's probably hard enough for her to raise her massive arms over her head for long enough to shampoo it.

She claimed to use conditioner when Mary or Sharla gave her a shampoo and conditioner set, but that was 100+ lbs ago.
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I agree, but she could use a leave-in on the bottom half of her hair. She could do that without raising her arms.
 
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Amber, the fatty so vain that even when she captions her selfie “me without a filter”, she uses filters.

You can claim to be poking fun at your weight all day long honey but we all know your skin ain’t that clear. It’s raw as fawk
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Amber and Becky have a small walk in shower with a glass door that Amber confessed to nearly getting stuck in. She was very afraid! The fags have a large open shower that we suspect she uses on occasion. There is no tub.
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My bad, I swear I remembered there being a tub somewhere (I did watch a few older videos recently, so I may have been thinking of a years-past residence). So the whole Kentucky house is tubless? Odd. I trust your knowledge and recollection of this dumb stuff, but I also wonder how that recent "Amber shits in the tub" rumor got started, if no tub...?

Wonky Eye said:
Depends on the glasses she wore. Maybe they were glasses specifically designed to treat her lazy eye. Does anyone know why she wore them ?
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Well now I'm doubting my own recall of events, but I believe Amber said she found a pair of glasses in a parking lot and kept them because she liked them. I don't believe she has ever talked about seeing an eye doctor, or having actual prescribed-for-her glasses.
 
Gorl Talk said:
Well now I'm doubting my own recall of events, but I believe Amber said she found a pair of glasses in a parking lot and kept them because she liked them. I don't believe she has ever talked about seeing an eye doctor, or having actual prescribed-for-her glasses.
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Gorl, you better dig up some proof because that sounds way too ludicrous even for Amber.
She was probably sent to an optometrist as a minor in foster care (edit: then lost her glasses and decided to never worry about it again).
 
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Amber is a lazy, nasty person. She probably did not take care of her previous glasses and they got fucking ruined. Or yeah, she outgrew them.

Becky recently went so idk why they didn't go together. They clearly have the money for it. Only thing I can think of is that Amber can't fit in the chair to have her eyes examined, probably the same reason why she sits around with rotten teeth.

Gorl you're not losing weight anytime soon so you might as well go and see if they can make some kind of accommodation for your fat ass so you can have your eyes and teeth fixed at the very least.
 
Gorl Talk said:
So the whole Kentucky house is tubless? Odd. I trust your knowledge and recollection of this dumb stuff, but I also wonder how that recent "Amber shits in the tub" rumor got started, if no tub...?
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Some dude trolled on her channel asking Amber if she had any comment about getting caught shitting in the tub or something, and now it's "fact" that Amber shits in the tub, because tards will believe any outlandish thing that supports their tard views.
 
Gorl Talk said:
Well now I'm doubting my own recall of events, but I believe Amber said she found a pair of glasses in a parking lot and kept them because she liked them. I don't believe she has ever talked about seeing an eye doctor, or having actual prescribed-for-her glasses.
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I'm pretty sure that's not true. She's had at least two different pairs since she's been on YouTube.
 
Ok, color me stupid. My apologies for spreading rumor or lore without having the facts (which I'm trying to dig up now, as penance).

Looks like Amber did indeed go to the eye doctor, chronicled here ("Eye Doctor Appointment; March 14, 2014; LifeWithAmberlynn"). She was prescribed glasses; she's nearsighted. She shows them off in another video soon after.

The thing about her finding a pair of glasses in a parking lot and keeping them... I think I took that on faith because it's such a an odd, trashy idea that it fit right in. I've found several references to it in this thread, but still trying to pinpoint whether Amber actually admitted to this. Not that it matters, not that we/I should care, etc. etc.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Some dude trolled on her channel asking Amber if she had any comment about getting caught shitting in the tub or something, and now it's "fact" that Amber shits in the tub, because tards will believe any outlandish thing that supports their tard views.
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Though it may not be true, it warrants quite the chuckle when thinking about it
 
Jesus Christ, I just noticed how wrinkly her hands are for a 29 year old

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Also, still no update on her "weight loss" Instagram regarding how much weight she lost in February. She either gained or maintained
 
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