🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince said:
Idk why but this picture reminds of The Evil Within :)

I think its because mayo has a very strong flavor and since most fatsos have nuked their taste buds to oblivion with salt and processed food mayo is a condiment they can actually kinda sorta taste.
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Mayo also has quite a bit of fat (even the "low fat" versions). Another thing mayo has: ayyyggs. So much for that allergy (again).
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Since Becky made Amber stay home and eat beans for her birthday, I imagine she's going to make Becky carry on her back all the way to Lexington for an orange chicken orgy weekend as punishment.
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Fat Albert got them illness clickbate shekels, our gorl gonna go for delivery to avoid having to bathe I think
Unless, that is, Dusty and the Fridge are gonna freeload along
 
Random thought: I wonder how much money it would take for Eric to photograph our gorl's laygs when she goes to The Cheesecake Factory in the sky?
 
PotatoSalad4711 said:
Her birthday is the 27th and she posted this shit on the 26th before midnight. Just couldn’t help yourself could you NarcissistLynn?‽ We’re definitely getting a video in the next few days of her celebrating her birthday with her adoring friends (and “lights are on but no one’s home” Becky).
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She actually posted it around 12:30 am EST today. Which still makes her a stupid cow for wishing herself a happy 29th (whoo hoo) birthday as soon as she got the chance while sitting on pillow mountain in her XXXXXL sweater sporting greasy hair that she put in a bun 3 days ago.

Remember that video not too long ago where she couldn't get through telling us it was Becky's birthday fast enough?? I do.
 
Doesn't cooking some foods change the chemical composition removing allergens? I think someone in the med field told me that, but it may not have been about eggs 🤔.
 
Mr Foster said:
Doesn't cooking some foods change the chemical composition removing allergens? I think someone in the med field told me that, but it may not have been about eggs 🤔.
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That is generally the case with foods that people who have oral allergy syndrome are allergic to, though some foods people will be allergic to in any form (like peanuts). I can't speak on egg allergies, but there are people who are allergic to foods such as tomatoes or squash either raw or cooked. Depends on the person, really. So, in Amber's case, I'm more inclined to believe it's just a lie she has told for so long that she thinks it's true, or one time she ate so many scrambled eggs at a breakfast buff-et that she got a stomach ache so now she's allergic.
 
I'm more inclined to think her 'allergy' has less to do with eggs and more to do with the symptoms (nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, fatigue) of advanced fatty liver disease. The increasing yellow-green jaundice around her face, especially her jawline, chin and eyes is a sign her liver is not working well. I've also read somewhere that liver disease symptoms can be triggered when resuming eating after several hours break (i.e, breakfast for most people), so given that AL tends to eat eggs for her first (of many) meals, it's probably her rotting liver, not the eggs causing the problem.
 
Once she started talking like she wasn't actually allergic to eggs it occurred to me she might be one of those people who feel nauseous when they eat eggs on an empty stomach, generally as breakfast, and she's too stupid to understand that that isn't the same as being allergic.

I don't know how often her stomach is empty, though, so who knows. It would at least make more sense than "I'm allergic to eggs" then after getting called out on eating eggs "no it's just scrambled eggs", which can't be explained by anyone with a lick of sense.
 
Mr Foster said:
Doesn't cooking some foods change the chemical composition removing allergens? I think someone in the med field told me that, but it may not have been about eggs 🤔.
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As I recall, I encountered someone that couldnt do most prepared types of eggs(scrambled/over easy, etc.), but could do hard boiled - something along the lines of it reaching or exceeding a certain temperature and broke down enzymes that caused the illness/symptoms.
 
Overcooking eggs produces iron sulfide, the stuff that turns a yolk grey-green and smells like straight up sulfur. It's gross. She always overcooks her shit because she's a dry gorl. Her bad cooking might just be the culprit.
 
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"We have a community too!"
No, no you don't. Despite ALR's protestations of having a largely loving community and a small percentage of vocal and dastardly haydurs, the proof of her infamy is most evident in the fact that there has never and will never be a fan community for Amberlynn Reid, though haydur groups are prolific and very active. KF, Reddit, FB, YT reaction circle, Discord groups, haydurs all, and zero to the contrary. A snapchat circlejerk between a pair of illiterate speds does not a community make. Everyone hates you, Amberlynn.
 
C3PBRO said:
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"We have a community too!"
No, no you don't. Despite ALR's protestations of having a largely loving community and a small percentage of vocal and dastardly haydurs, the proof of her infamy is most evident in the fact that there has never and will never be a fan community for Amberlynn Reid, though haydur groups are prolific and very active. KF, Reddit, FB, YT reaction circle, Discord groups, haydurs all, and zero to the contrary. A snapchat circlejerk between a pair of illiterate speds does not a community make. Everyone hates you, Amberlynn.
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fans turn to haydurs in 2 or 3 revolutions of the ALR cycle, new people are sucked in because they think "why are people so mean to this woman??" and give her lots of pity until they understand exactly why.
 
C3PBRO said:
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"We have a community too!"
No, no you don't. Despite ALR's protestations of having a largely loving community and a small percentage of vocal and dastardly haydurs, the proof of her infamy is most evident in the fact that there has never and will never be a fan community for Amberlynn Reid, though haydur groups are prolific and very active. KF, Reddit, FB, YT reaction circle, Discord groups, haydurs all, and zero to the contrary. A snapchat circlejerk between a pair of illiterate speds does not a community make. Everyone hates you, Amberlynn.
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Anyone who unironically calls themselves an Ambaby deserves to be necked.
 
There's a new Amber infographic/flyer situation type deal being circulated. I saw it posted in the DiscordLynn server, not sure where it originally came from:
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In case the creator ends up reading this: She's 5'3, not 5'2.
 
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