🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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With her scrambled aayyggs allergy, wonder how she powered through her favorite family recipe for all those years. Mmmm, grandma's spaghetti. Spaghetti with scrambled eggs, scallions, bacon and soy sauce. If that's not good eatin', I don't know what is.
 
ADHD said:
There's a new Amber infographic/flyer situation type deal being circulated. I saw it posted in the DiscordLynn server, not sure where it originally came from:
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In case the creator ends up reading this: She's 5'3, not 5'2.
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So this poorly executed and painfully unfunny "pamphlet" is theoretically intended for the "uninformed" and "uninitiated" Amber idiot who thinks she's not trash, but you have received it because someone you know thinks she's trash.
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Great work, you booger eating mongoloid.
 
ADHD said:
There's a new Amber infographic/flyer situation type deal being circulated. I saw it posted in the DiscordLynn server, not sure where it originally came from:
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In case the creator ends up reading this: She's 5'3, not 5'2.
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Weighing a extra quarter ton will effect ones height, it literally crushes your frame down. Normal size (not super morbidly obese...) humans lose some height after they hit their 30s, Amber is aging faster due to her weight though. She might have been 5'3 6 years ago but not now.
 
I like the great grandma soy sauce eggs & spaghetti thing. She says it was her great grandmother's recipe handed down through her mother. Her mother the meth addict who probably threw a bunch of junk together out of what was in the trailer to feed her obese daughter. There was no great grandmother. There was no recipe. It's actually pretty sad.
 
That infographic is annoying. Her "eras" are Krystle, Destiny and Becky. Casey wasn't an era, since she wasn't even on YT to chronicle it. It was an asshole moment, example of her as a pathological liar and another dramalynn moment. If someone is new to, or trying to understand Amberlynn, there's a lot of meat in the Krystle era. A nearly chaste 4 year relationship where Krystle fell out of love with her in the first year and somehow amber didn't even realize for three more years (per amber, so that's unlikely to be the truth, but still...), where amber did nothing but mooch of krystle's family and, as a grownass woman, didn't work but got an allowance from her gf's family. It was in the krystle era where she lost the fabled 89 lbs.
 
ADHD said:
There's a new Amber infographic/flyer situation type deal being circulated. I saw it posted in the DiscordLynn server, not sure where it originally came from:
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In case the creator ends up reading this: She's 5'3, not 5'2.
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The very fact that the subheading says "Eras by Girlfriends" means the creator of this infographic has *~misgennnduurrrred*~ Casey/Cassie. Crucify her!
 
ADHD said:
There's a new Amber infographic/flyer situation type deal being circulated. I saw it posted in the DiscordLynn server, not sure where it originally came from:
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In case the creator ends up reading this: She's 5'3, not 5'2.
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Imagine being the human being who unironically made this. I ALMOST feel a single shred of sympathy for al when shit like this is the best her haydur community can come up with. How many children from different fathers and what size torrid dress does the creator wear? Let's take a guess.
 
ADHD said:
It only matters in that for Amber, shorter likely equals daintier, and there's no sense in giving her unearned dainty points.
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I suspect she's eaten her way to earning a couple more dainty points. With those gunts pulling her down in front, and the shelf pitching her upwards in the back, I doubt she stands taller than 5'0 these days. I'm sure she still has those original inches, she's just unable to stand at full height.
 
SituationTypeThing said:
I suspect she's eaten her way to earning a couple more dainty points. With those gunts pulling her down in front, and the shelf pitching her upwards in the back, I doubt she stands taller than 5'0 these days. I'm sure she still has those original inches, she's just unable to stand at full height.
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Yes, this is true. It's so weird how tall she looks in a way, even if she is practically hunchbacked at this point. I know it's a visual illusion but jarring to the senses all the same.
 
That pamphlet was created by a Reddit re.tard/haydur who had way too much time on their hands. I remember them saying it was for anyone new to Hamber since they suspected an influx of people (in Reddit sub) since more popular YouTubers were pinging Hamber on their radar. The pamphlet proves they aren't all that aware of her either..

I find it kind of hilarious that it was posted to r/Amberlynn juuuust before it was ban-hammered. Wonder if they regret the work and/or miss those sweet sweet attention upvotes.
 
Tiki Bar Man said:
Imagine being the human being who unironically made this. I ALMOST feel a single shred of sympathy for al when shit like this is the best her haydur community can come up with. How many children from different fathers and what size torrid dress does the creator wear? Let's take a guess.
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This could be a math equation.

T + (M-1) = X

T is for your torrid size by measurements (with a 0 if you are too small for torrid), and M for the number of males you never married that you got knocked up by (or let splooge in you in a public toilet or rest stop after you met them on Grindr for Michael B Petty). The -1 is there to account for the people in long term scandinavian style partnerships who never got around to tying the knot.

if x is >=2 it's probably NOT a good idea not to create an online presence based on dunking on Amberlynn for being fat and trashy.
 
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ADHD said:
There's a new Amber infographic/flyer situation type deal being circulated. I saw it posted in the DiscordLynn server, not sure where it originally came from:
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In case the creator ends up reading this: She's 5'3, not 5'2.
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What autist made this? Why are people so fucking obsessed with the Casey bullshit and their pronouns? Literally who even cares. This whole graphic is really, really bad. It's like they're trying a little too hard to make something like "the cycle" but failed miserably.
 
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