🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Mind you, if the votes were for 7 uploads she would have a shit fit.

I believe Amber is just the kind of person who reacts very poorly to rules, routines and discipline in general. She should just seriously do whatever whenever on her time and schedule.. Lord know she'll just blame it on her audience again as she does with everything else for the lack of quality if she follows the poll.
 
Apologies if this has been posted elsewhere, but I just noticed that Big Al has put up a poll on her YT community tab:
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What's this? Al is having a lack of motivation and needs an influx of asspats to do her "job"? How shocking and so unlike our gorl! I'm not sure what she was expecting, but the response wasn't too favorable:
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While most comments were a variation on this theme, my personal favorite was from this commenter, who kept it short, simple and to the point:
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Youtubers are complaining that another adpoclypse hit with the new change of rules, and also Feburary is the worst month adsense wise. Amber hardly uploaded in Feburary so her check won't be as big as she's use to. Maybe less money will give her enough motivation to vlog.. nah, she's a fat lazy cunt.
 
She's just going to film everything on one day and split it up anyway, so what does it matter?
I don't remember how long her vacation last summer actually lasted, but I do remember her dragging it all out across 13 days. It was boring as shit, so I fully expect she'll do that to us again this year.
 
How much content can you really film from your bed?

Maybe thumby will show us what she drew at special ed everyday.
 
I want to say that she must be really fucking bored. Any sane person would be.

But when you think about it, her time spent sitting around doing nothing has grown relative to her popularity the amount of shit talked about her online. I bet she still follows it obsesively, sits there scrolling for hours on end trying to keep up
 
I want to say that she must be really fucking bored. Any sane person would be.

But when you think about it, her time spent sitting around doing nothing has grown relative to her popularity the amount of shit talked about her online. I bet she still follows it obsesively, sits there scrolling for hours on end trying to keep up

Boredom is part of why deathfats gain rapidly after becoming bedbound. They've eaten themselves into a situation where eating food is truly one of the only "fun" things left they can do.
 
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I think a shit fit is in order
 
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I think a shit fit is in order
I don't know why she does this shit. We ALL know she's never going to follow through. We'll get a sassy snapchat rant a la , no honey booboo, your gorl is too busy for that or she'll ignore it completely or she'll sit in her bathroom and film for approximately an hour and a half and drag it out into 7 vlogs. That's it. That's where we are.
 
Oh my god you guiiiise, I just like, don't get it? Other YouTubers only upload, like, once a week? And people are totally fine with that? But like, when your gorl does that, y'all are telling her she needs to upload every day? Like, wuuuuut? Okay booboo (lip smack).
 
Well, spelling her name correctly would be a start ...
She couldn't if her life depended on it. Her dyslexia is so bad she can't spell even the most common words and when she inserts text into her videos someone has to proofread it for her.

Regardless though, why do people ask for this type of video? Paige does beauty drama, what could she possibly have to contribute to the conversation about AL? Unless it's because she's fat, body positive and has had weight loss surgery. So basically we're either getting a rehashing of old, stale "tea" or a rant about nasty trolls bullying AL for her weight. Either way, yawn.
 
I want to say that she must be really fucking bored. Any sane person would be.

But when you think about it, her time spent sitting around doing nothing has grown relative to her popularity the amount of shit talked about her online. I bet she still follows it obsesively, sits there scrolling for hours on end trying to keep up
The problem is that scrolling is a passive activity and she's still able to stuff food in her mouth while doing this. She needs something to do that keeps her hands active. A nemesis, perhaps. Someone for her to talk shit about.

Let's set her up with Warski. They're both portuguese no? He likes whales, she likes speds. The crossover event Xf2 deserves.
He? She's not into men! Set her up with Secret Gamer Girl. She's a true and honest women.

I don't know why she does this shit. We ALL know she's never going to follow through. We'll get a sassy snapchat rant a la , no honey booboo, your gorl is too busy for that or she'll ignore it completely or she'll sit in her bathroom and film for approximately an hour and a half and drag it out into 7 vlogs. That's it. That's where we are.
Why does she keep saying honey booboo, anyway? That show is old as fuck.
 
I wonder what kind of hauls will replace Torrid, when she officially sizes out of their clothing. Will she keep buying them anyway, because she has The Means, or will she eventually tire of people saying "No one asked for this" in the comment section and buy other shit instead?
 
Regardless though, why do people ask for this type of video? Paige does beauty drama, what could she possibly have to contribute to the conversation about AL? Unless it's because she's fat, body positive and has had weight loss surgery. So basically we're either getting a rehashing of old, stale "tea" or a rant about nasty trolls bullying AL for her weight. Either way, yawn.

Though now that you mention it, if some beauty/fashion type of person actually sat down and explained how AL's doing everything wrong (from eyeliner to wearing the worst fucking colours for her complexion) I might actually watch that. It doesn't even have to be trendy dos and don'ts -- just really basic stuff like the proper way to choose/apply/remove foundation/eyeliner/lipstick/whatever.

(If AL could still wear clothes, this hypothetical vlogger could even explain that just because you can technically wear a garment in the sense that you can physically put it on, it doesn't mean that it "fits". (Let alone look flattering -- but I'm not even thinking about what might suit a person.) Of course, since I'm pretty sure she can't really wear clothes anymore, this is moot.)

Our gorl is such a fucking trainwreck, there's actually a lot of opportunity for critique videos. So far the diet aspect has been done to death, and the awful-person aspect is close behind. There are just so many other failures to choose from. It wouldn't be difficult; we all know she can't cook or do her makeup or a half-dozen other things, but it would be kinda refreshing to have someone break it all down.

I wonder what kind of hauls will replace Torrid, when she officially sizes out of their clothing. Will she keep buying them anyway, because she has The Means, or will she eventually tire of people saying "No one asked for this" in the comment section and buy other shit instead?


It depends on whether she can find clothes bigger than 6XL (or whatever Torrid goes up to). Since I'm pretty sure she won't, she'll keep buying from Torrid, showing us the top eight inches of each item as she sits on her bed, and then never mentioning those particular clothes again.
 
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There's no point in critqiuing her makeup. Even if she had pRo SkIllZ it wouldn't matter because her face is grotesquely deformed from the fat. It's like saying she doesn't dress well for her size--there's nothing a 600 lb person can wear that's going to look acceptable.
 
Nah, she'll just keep hauleeen it because she never does try ons anyway.

Gorls, if you don't try it on, you don't know it don't fit. Therefore she's still a 2xl, y'all.

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I don't think she can weigh herself anymore. She can't stand on the scale properly. She would literally need to go to a vet and use one of the scales they use for large dogs,
How big are dogs in your part of the world? Amber weight as much as a year old heifer (meat cattle. milk cattle weight less).
How can it go up to that weight and not be able to accommodate the person standing on it?
The scale she bought is a semi-industrial one, meant to weight boxes and heavy parts.
 
It seems like she’s already sized out of most of Torrid’s options. In her haul videos, her perpetual complaining about “the fabric is the one I don’t like” just indicates that it won’t stretch enough to fit her.

What new clothes has AL been filmed wearing over the last year or so? Anything notable? Torrid’s clothing has a lot of spandex, and while brand new Spandex blends won’t stretch to fit a beanbag, the Spandex she’s worn for years has slowly stretched to accommodate. Hence those horrible fucking black leggings.

She seems to buy a lot of size 4, which, according to the website, only goes up to a 52” waist. Size 5 goes up to 58”, and they cap out at size 6, which is a 64” waist.

Looking at their bras, the largest band size they have is a 54”. Since we haven’t seen the bra straps, and assume it doesn’t fit, we can assume that her bust is larger than 54” and extrapolate the rest of her measurements from that.

I don’t believe for a second that her waist is anywhere close to being under 60”. She’s 560 (allegedly) lbs and 5-foot-nothing. If she hasn’t entirely sized out and is doing hauls to try to fake it, she will actually size out within a couple of months.
 
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