🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I don't think she's worried about clothes at all.

We have to remember that the only reason she even gets dressed is to film a video. She doesn't go out anymore. If she can cram herself into something and wear it for 20 minutes while she films, who cares if it doesn't truly fit? For all we know she has those dress tents slit up the back with scissors, Tess Holliday style.

The vast majority of the time she's probably wearing a 10X mens tee from King Size Direct while she's perched on pillow mountain.
 
Amberlynn hasn't uploaded a video that I have watched more than a few seconds of since December 19th (the Torrid haul where she has makeup on her knuckles.) I miss hanging out on this section of the forum but literal dog shit is more exciting than her.
 
? I wonder if cabin fever has started to creep up on Amber yet. She's obviously housebound and practically bedbound in that one story, two bedroom house with three other people. I suppose it doesn't happen to everyone. Although, that level of confinement would start to mess with anyone's psyche after a certain amount of time. Thankfully, our gorl is strong as fuck black heart emoji
 
It doesn't even matter how often she uploads now; her videos are boring at best and agitating at worst. All we ever get now is her stuffing her face, her saying she's going to stop stuffing her face, and her wearing designer tents backwards. If Eric Cooke is uploading more interesting content than you, it's over.
 
Strine said:
It doesn't even matter how often she uploads now; her videos are boring at best and agitating at worst. All we ever get now is her stuffing her face, her saying she's going to stop stuffing her face, and her wearing designer tents backwards. If Eric Cooke is uploading more interesting content than you, it's over.
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honestly sometimes I wonder why I even watch. Or better yet, why I even got involved in the first place. I don't know what kind of code our gorl unintentionally cracked, but I question this every time she uploads. Her content has never been interesting, but I still watch. I once read (forget the source) that people are entertained by only two things: extreme competence, or extreme incompetence. So I feel like even her boring ass videos are still signalling that she's completely incompetent at managing herself? maybe? maybe that's it???

Imagine her channel had a regular upload schedule, with videos of her showing everything she ate/did that day, and all of it was tangible evidence that she is working at losing weight? That would be good content. Instead we get this housebound shit that is weirdly just as engaging as the former example. But I mean, I can't remember the last time I sat through one of her videos in it's entirety...probably just after she quit vlogmas I think

I know this was a lot of words but basically as long as she keeps fucking up, no matter how devoid of content, there's going to be viewership.
 
Strine said:
It doesn't even matter how often she uploads now; her videos are boring at best and agitating at worst. All we ever get now is her stuffing her face, her saying she's going to stop stuffing her face, and her wearing designer tents backwards. If Eric Cooke is uploading more interesting content than you, it's over.
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Eric Cooke?

More like Eric Cuck!

Thank you guys I’ll be here all week.
 
I feel like it's, from my end anyhow, like driving by an accident and rubber necking. That's what I'm doing in the forum, rubber necking her slowly burning wreckage.
 
I never watched her much, honestly. Reading the forums here is where it's entertaining, with screenshots of her social media shit and time-stamped video clips if something particularly interesting happens. She's just too boring and repetitive on her own.
 
Strine said:
It doesn't even matter how often she uploads now; her videos are boring at best and agitating at worst. All we ever get now is her stuffing her face, her saying she's going to stop stuffing her face, and her wearing designer tents backwards. If Eric Cooke is uploading more interesting content than you, it's over.
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Agreed. Even in her torrid haul ,she isn't even making the effort to do the least minimum thing expected from a haul ie to actually try on the fucking clothes she bought.

I've seen another deathfat videos , glittersandlazers. She actually has more unfortunate fat distribution than Amber but she actually makes an effort to wear the clothes from torrid haul and her prosonality is not jarring and cunty unlike Amber

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Birthday Dickpunch said:
I never watched her much, honestly. Reading the forums here is where it's entertaining, with screenshots of her social media shit and time-stamped video clips if something particularly interesting happens. She's just too boring and repetitive on her own.
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You should watch her haydurs videos on YouTube. Kaite W and Zachary Micheal are few of them
 
GargoyleGorl said:
Though now that you mention it, if some beauty/fashion type of person actually sat down and explained how AL's doing everything wrong (from eyeliner to wearing the worst fucking colours for her complexion) I might actually watch that. It doesn't even have to be trendy dos and don'ts -- just really basic stuff like the proper way to choose/apply/remove foundation/eyeliner/lipstick/whatever.

(If AL could still wear clothes, this hypothetical vlogger could even explain that just because you can technically wear a garment in the sense that you can physically put it on, it doesn't mean that it "fits". (Let alone look flattering -- but I'm not even thinking about what might suit a person.) Of course, since I'm pretty sure she can't really wear clothes anymore, this is moot.)

Our gorl is such a fucking trainwreck, there's actually a lot of opportunity for critique videos. So far the diet aspect has been done to death, and the awful-person aspect is close behind. There are just so many other failures to choose from. It wouldn't be difficult; we all know she can't cook or do her makeup or a half-dozen other things, but it would be kinda refreshing to have someone break it all down.
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Or a culinary YouTuber could critique her “soups” or “chilli” that she used to make all the time. I for one would enjoy Gordon Ramsey yelling about what a “total fuck up” her meals are.
 
raritycunt said:
Or a culinary YouTuber could critique her “soups” or “chilli” that she used to make all the time. I for one would enjoy Gordon Ramsey yelling about what a “total fuck up” her meals are.
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Gordon Ramsey would load up her crockpot with all her mrs. dash and throw it out the fucking window
 
Keyboard Warrior said:
I wonder what kind of hauls will replace Torrid, when she officially sizes out of their clothing. Will she keep buying them anyway, because she has The Means, or will she eventually tire of people saying "No one asked for this" in the comment section and buy other shit instead?
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Probably something like Woman Within. They go to to a size 44 (Sorry, a 6XL). It's all very utilitarian though. The days of cute neck pieces and bulldog sweaters are coming to an end rapidly.
 
Rabbit Bones said:
Probably something like Woman Within. They go to to a size 44 (Sorry, a 6XL). It's all very utilitarian though. The days of cute neck pieces and bulldog sweaters are coming to an end rapidly.
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And she would still do Torrid hauls but we would see her walking around her home in Woman Within.
 
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