🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Whatthefuck said:
Oh, it goes up to that weight, but she can no longer bring her feet together close enough to stand on it properly. Her layyyyygs are out of control.
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Oh you're right lmao I had to go back and look because for some reason I also thought it was a cattle scale and at first I didn't see it but she's really struggling to keep her other foot on it lmfao. That's so wild and sad.
 
PuckishRogue said:
She has a really unfortunate fat distribution. I feel like she THINKS she's pretty because she doesn't have as much neck fat as Becky, but it's just expanding out instead of down and I honestly think it's worse.
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She keeps saying that her doctor advised her of this and that but I really doubt it's even really a doctor, probably just a nurse practitioner. I'm in the same general area as her and these offices have doctors that come in about two times a week but the rest of the time there are no doctors there at all.
 
Recent Lurker said:
Amber has been sticking to the 560 lb number like a leech. Thats the same weight as a month ago. Does she take us for idiots? Amber, you're not the type to plateau and ESPECIALLY not for an entire month. You either gain or on the rareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee occasions lose weight. And judging by the most recent videos, its obvious that you've gained. Just be fucking honest.
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560 is the new 497, gorl!
 
Recent Lurker said:
Amber has been sticking to the 560 lb number like a leech. Thats the same weight as a month ago. Does she take us for idiots? Amber, you're not the type to plateau and ESPECIALLY not for an entire month. You either gain or on the rareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee occasions lose weight. And judging by the most recent videos, its obvious that you've gained. Just be fucking honest.
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Im going to be stupidly optimistic and say maybe she actually has reached a point where she plateaus.

I used a calculator and those can be kind of variable, so within 4000-4300 calories per day would be her BMR and that's insane. Even if you eat 3 meals a day (lets put her at 2600 calories in food a day, her "goal") and drink a six-pack of beer/soda (1200-1400 calories in liquid calories), just that quantity of stuff in you would make you feel physically like shit and like puking, and that's only just coming close to her BMR.

Amberlynn is stupid and she's a liar, but I believe she is being honest when she says she knows how to lose weight--she just doesnt want to.

She could just be eating out of habit now, whether she calls it "binging" (bored eating). She's a very habitual gorl and may have a routine of finishing that bag of chips or whatever, and over time it's gotten her to 560 but now that she's housebound, she cant necessarily go out and stray that much from her "binge routine". If she eats her 6 big reeses big cups, she cant just beg Becky to take her out to Wal Mart and impulse binge/buy impulse food while theyre out.

To be actively gaining at her weight is insane to me, you'd have to be doing what they do on like Secret Eaters where the guy was eating his cereal with like a pint of whole cream because he thought it was "healthier".
 
Sorry if this has been posted before but with the new change in the Farms, its harder to see photos. Anyways, shes a pretty mainstream drama channel and it looks like our gorl is getting a vid done about her soon.
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Showerthought: Why was Becky's sister so mad about public Facebook posts being commented on? She's allowed Amber to make money from videos showing her child and the inside of her house (and the fact that she uses Poise pads). IMHO the stuff Amber has shown is much more sensitive material.
 
ADHD said:
Showerthought: Why was Becky's sister so mad about public Facebook posts being commented on? She's allowed Amber to make money from videos showing her child and the inside of her house (and the fact that she uses Poise pads). IMHO the stuff Amber has shown is much more sensitive material.
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Well, we aren't exactly dealing with the brain trust. However, it seems to me that it wasn't the sister that was upset so much as Hamby and Thumby. I'm sure she didn't like having her information shared, but ultimately, I'm not sure she even knew until they told her. Is this the sister that allows filming? Shit, how many siblings does Becks have? We've got at least 9 dead nephews so who's spawning them and how many of them are dead? That's got to be one hell of a family tree.
 
Turd Blossom said:
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Looks like Big Al has had her nose to the grindstone, brainstorming for obscure weightloss ideas she's never tried before.

Either that or she's hinting to Becky that her allotted coloring time is over and it's time to start earning those graphic tees.
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okay I'm sure people have talked about this before but AL PLEASE
STOP WEARING THOSE V NECK THINGS WITH THE STRAPS IT LOOKS TERRIBLE BECAUSE YOUR EXTRA CHINS PUSH THE TOP ONE DOWN
and some of those shirts I don't think are supposed to be worn that way

UG that irritates me
 
Iwillnotcredityouraccount said:
okay I'm sure people have talked about this before but AL PLEASE
STOP WEARING THOSE V NECK THINGS WITH THE STRAPS IT LOOKS TERRIBLE BECAUSE YOUR EXTRA CHINS PUSH THE TOP ONE DOWN
and some of those shirts I don't think are supposed to be worn that way

UG that irritates me
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That's because they're dresses that she's wearing BACKWARDS. The straps are supposed to be behind her, not tucked under her chins. We haven't yet determined if she's doing it because it fits her back tits better that way, or if she's really just that fucking stupid.
 
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That's because they're dresses that she's wearing BACKWARDS. The straps are supposed to be behind her, not tucked under her chins. We haven't yet determined if she's doing it because her back tits fit better that way, or if she's really just that fucking stupid.
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Waiting for the day her rolls seep through the straps <3
 
Apologies if this has been posted elsewhere, but I just noticed that Big Al has put up a poll on her YT community tab:
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What's this? Al is having a lack of motivation and needs an influx of asspats to do her "job"? How shocking and so unlike our gorl! I'm not sure what she was expecting, but the response wasn't too favorable:
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While most comments were a variation on this theme, my personal favorite was from this commenter, who kept it short, simple and to the point:
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Manic phase? Gorl never sticks to a schedule. Who does she think she's fooling? :story:
 
Turd Blossom said:
Apologies if this has been posted elsewhere, but I just noticed that Big Al has put up a poll on her YT community tab:
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What's this? Al is having a lack of motivation and needs an influx of asspats to do her "job"? How shocking and so unlike our gorl! I'm not sure what she was expecting, but the response wasn't too favorable:
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While most comments were a variation on this theme, my personal favorite was from this commenter, who kept it short, simple and to the point:
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Mind you, if the votes were for 7 uploads she would have a shit fit.
 
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