🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Flan Pwincess said:
That's probably Mamalynn's job, whenever it is she has time for it anyway. Or maybe its Emily's when she visits and when she's not too busy funneling food into Amber's maw.
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I think after having amber parade around her supposedly evil abusive girlfriend at bingo ambers mom is really only there for her if theres an emergency. Like her fat ass falling over and not being able to get up. I dont see mommalynn coming over and cleaning and taking care of pets all the time. The AA Jesus shit doesnt really mesh well with clear addict behavior and thats just enabling her. Mommalyns probably not around much or amber would have said something to brag to her cohorts about it.
Flan Pwincess said:
Morbid curiousity. Has anyone asked how the whole "feeding" thing goes..? Does Emily hand feed Amber 40 pc McNuggets until she can't take any anymore, or what? The idea of getting off on someone shoveling down food is so nauseating-- and sadistic as shit considering what happened to Colleen.
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Feeding is different for everyone. Sometimes theres degradation but amber would never deal with that so if emily is into it that would explain the porkahontas and melted candle comments. She cant do that with amber so she has to do it after ambers feeding behind her back.
I think its more of a princess situation type deal and not something overt like funnel feeding or acting like shes livestock to her face. Shes just "lovingly" encouraged into indulging and eating and emily says how pretty amber is. Its things like that. Of course emily may hand feed her, when shes there once a year, ambers lazy and loves the idea that someone's going to do everything for her- even having beck wipe her ass for 9 months.

On the surface, emilys fetish is really hard to pinpoint because its not "in your face" as some other fetishes. It may just be "lovingly" encouraging amber to indulge and just keeping tabs on ambers weight gain and what shes eating by asking for selfies or asking what ambers been eating lately. Of course its easier to defend these actions because ambers getting love and attention from someone who just loves bigger girls, its not a nasty evil gross fetish like some people. People date skinny girls all the time. Ambers got a lot of copium and wont see what's really going on because she cant handle anything emotionally. Shes fatter than ever, broker than ever and completely reliant on the lcu for more attention and validation.
 
Baking Muffins said:
She’s posted herself free feeding her pets, which is insane with multiple cats. No surprise she can’t take the time to google how much her cat should eat and measure it out. It’s a perfect, subtle example of how she is only capable of superficially caring about the living creatures in her life due to laziness/stupidity/narcissism.
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She could literally get a machine that measures it out and dispenses at certain times.
 
Insulin reid said:
and just keeping tabs on ambers weight gain and what shes eating by asking for selfies or asking what ambers been eating lately
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I'm convinced this is the reason Emily is encouraging Amber towards using the glp1 medications. When Amber is using it, she needs to weigh in to measure progress. And when she has gained (which is a given with her) it's really innocent and supportive to ask "well, what have you been eating this week baby?"

So its a win win win situation for Emily, she gets her kink fix while simultaneously making Amber believe she's a supportive GF and the opposite of a feeder.
 
Its all kayfabe to get weens to part with their money to spite amber, rinse and repeat
 
Bogliacci said:
Its all kayfabe to get weens to part with their money to spite amber, rinse and repeat
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Hilariously, he'd get the most money from actually suspending Amber, but i don't think he cares enough to actually figure out her cut less 3 days or whatever.

Also she's a cunt, but she should get paid for the days she works. Well "works." None of them should need to work for free.
 
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CatsCage said:
She is most definitely +600lbs
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I've been digging around the earlier pages of this thread. This was when people were convinced she was totally nearing 700 pounds [2018]. There were a lot of confident guesses that she was going to die before 2020 back then.
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If we only knew how dire (and also really fucking boring) things would get lol.

Insulin reid said:
"Bro" isnt new but "dog whistle" is. She uses bro when shes not in her super girly mode I think she picked it up from beck or used it heavily during the beck era.
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I think she started using it more in a combative way when she was with Jade. It was to coincide with Amber's new "ghetto gorl" Blackylynn persona at that time. She was definitely trying really hard to be tougher/street smart than she is with Jade.
 
It's wild seeing that picture of her from 2014 and thinking she looks tiny but knowing she was also 3000+lbs at that point.
 
Skinless Nugget said:
She could literally get a machine that measures it out and dispenses at certain times.
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She doesnt have "extra money" for that. Further proof ambers living paycheck to paycheck. No torrid hauls (especially with the change in seasons, we know our gorl loves buying new seasonal shit) no expert legos no pet stuff no nothing. Her mom/grandma lynn "helping" pay for surgery. She has no money. She would flaunt that shit all over the lcu like she did in her "purse having hundreds in it for emergencies" days. Shes broke broke. Even if people claim shes getting a bunch of money, shes a hoarder with impulse purchase/spending problems theres no way in hell shes suddenly saving her money if shes getting thousands a month. The most shes probably doing is saving money for taxes and we all know thats for taxes only (and doordash).
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
It's wild seeing that picture of her from 2014 and thinking she looks tiny but knowing she was also 3000+lbs at that point.
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She carries tons of the weight in her tree trunk legs so her face is mostly spared from the fat.

Well, it used to be mostly spared, 200lbs ago.

She has the reverse of Paddy Pimbletts' weight distribution.
 
has anyone noticed all her shit in the back on those stupid fucking shelves has been slowly packed up? i've been away for a while so idk if anyone has talked about this yet lol. pic for reference

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yellowcricket said:
has anyone noticed all her shit in the back on those stupid fucking shelves has been slowly packed up? i've been away for a while so idk if anyone has talked about this yet lol. pic for reference

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Nope. She pretended to trash her apartment and throw her garbage around. She did it on her 2nd show and has been too fat and lazy to clean up.
 
ExplodedWhale said:
I've been digging around the earlier pages of this thread. This was when people were convinced she was totally nearing 700 pounds [2018]. There were a lot of confident guesses that she was going to die before 2020 back then.
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If we only knew how dire (and also really fucking boring) things would get lol.
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Its amazing to see her start her channel as a weight loss channel and then just doubled in size
 
I find it so weird that people talk about sueing people for defamation for the sole reason of money, rather than because someone has actually broken the law.
 
Cataloons said:
I find it so weird that people talk about sueing people for defamation for the sole reason of money, rather than because someone has actually broken the law.
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At this point there's so much damning evidence of things that Amber has done on the internet and said on the internet that really cuts her off from having any legs to stand on for a lawsuit. Anybody can sue anybody, but that doesn't mean they're going to be successful. I think that's one of the things AmberLynn needs to learn. And it's not that scary of a threat, that she thinks it is.
 
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Pange said:
And it's not of a scary of a threat as she thinks it is.
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Step one: Have the capital to hire a law firm (which she doesn't have) or agree to contingency (Not going to happen in weak defamation suits).
Step two: Have enough evidence so that it doesn't immediately get thrown out by the judge in summary judgement. (two sentences you're upset with isn't enough)
Step three: Get your ass handed to you in discovery because you don't know what it is. (Personal info you never though would be relevant will be released at this point. Fun.)
Step four: Lose the suit/settlement talks and you've got less money than you started with.

These gorls are fucking funny when they start threatening civil litigation. My first question to anyone who threatens to sue someone civilly is, "Have you done so successfully before?". If yes, you know what a fucking nightmare it is and the real life sacrifices that go along with it even if you win. If no, point and laugh.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Step one: Have the capital to hire a law firm (which she doesn't have) or agree to contingency (Not going to happen in weak defamation suits).
Step two: Have enough evidence so that it doesn't immediately get thrown out by the judge in summary judgement. (two sentences you're upset with isn't enough)
Step three: Get your ass handed to you in discovery because you don't know what it is. (Personal info you never though would be relevant will be released at this point. Fun.)
Step four: Lose the suit/settlement talks and you've got less money than you started with.

These gorls are fucking funny when they start threatening civil litigation. My first question to anyone who threatens to sue someone civilly is, "Have you done so successfully before?". If yes, you know what a fucking nightmare it is and the real life sacrifices that go along with it even if you win. If no, point and laugh.
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Step one: Have enough money to hire a lolyer to SOO
Step two: PUT PANTS ON
Step three: WAKE UP at 7AM. PUT PANTS ON AGAIN. PHYSICALLY GO TO COURTHOUSE
Step four: Pay fee to SOO. Fill out forms to SOO. Bring SOO form with munnies to courthouse by YOURSELF.
Step five: With pants on.
Step six: SHOW UP. WITH PANTS ON. ON TIME. IN COURT.
Step seven: Wear pants. Wake up at 6-7AM, not at the crack of 4:30 PM.
Step eight: No, there are no Shake Shacks, Cheesecake Factories, Starbucks, or McDicks at the courthouse.
Step nine: Remember to wear pants.
 
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