🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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KittiestKitty said:
It is getting harder and harder to believe there is a human skeleton beneath all that Crisco. I no longer believe she is human at all, but is actually just a warm pile of fat that was cut off of a M600PL participant that has gained low-level sentience.
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The real Amberlynn died in the middle of her hysterectomy and the binge monster took full control-- there's just no other explanation for it.
 
The truth is, Jade left Amber on the kitchen floor the day she pushed Amber over, leaving Amber turtled and unable to get up. Like Flan Pwincess said, the binge monster has been running the channel in Amber's place. But not for long. The real Amber has finally lost enough weight to push herself off that kitchen floor. We'll soon see skinny Amber run from Kentucky to Oklahoma to fight and defeat the Binge Monster once and for all. Hopefully, the final showdown will happen during a live.
 
Fan art of a camel, courtesy of today's Bus tryouts...

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Kudos to idiot Keem for finally figuring out Amber needs a gay male co-host to buddy troll her into becoming the peak lolcow he thought he was recruiting months ago.

Amber you are so dumb.
 
Gush gurds said:
Ambers said she’s had cold sores since childhood, that’s one thing I do believe her on. She had them in the Krystle era too so likely was the one to pass it onto all her partners.
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PL, I have a relative that had cold sores. "Had" being the word of focus. They grew out of it. So I def believe Amber has the help. Or a shitty immune system. Probably both
 
For eight years, I watched her demolish scale after scale. I expected a grand finale, a mysterious death. What do I get? The same blandly smug expression, suffocated under sandbags of fat. Watch her face. It barely moves. Keem deploys not-gender cucks/trailer trash cluster Bs to wrangle her, and she fucks off whenever she wants. Half the time, I think she fucks off because she can't breathe, not to punish the other hosts. Her facial discoloration indicates a lack of oxygen, which reminds me: does anyone remember if there was confirmation she vapes nicotine vapes? During the Tammy Inquisition, she told some weird story about her first cigarette at 14, but I forgot if she said she smoked ever since then or stopped and picked it back up or what. It seemed like a lie. When she still vlogged, she masqueraded her vaping habit as whatever fuckass weed derivative Oklahoma turns a blind eye to.

It's kind of fascinating to think she smoked behind the scenes during all the vlogs, especially the Krystal ones. Seeing fat people smoke confuses me. Like, how does someone constantly shove a cigarette/vape in their mouths and still manage to blow up? I thought the point of smoking was *:･ﾟ✧skinni*:･ﾟ✧ so what the fuck is this?

ATTN: Emily N. Franz of Oskhosh, WI; employed by Clarity Care. GET THE JOB DONE. FOR EVERYONE'S SAKE. You somehow hide and showcase your collection of desperate fatties, women who know their best option sees their actual lives as toys. It keeps Amber in a state of indignity I never thought she could reach, but by God, you dragged her there. You made a proud cuckold of her. Weird. Lame. Knock it off. Either fuck off or stick to the plan. If you two ever get "engaged," I know exactly what happens next. Thanks for the most boring, shitty arc in Amberlynn history, loser.
 
911truth4kidz said:
Seeing fat people smoke confuses me. Like, how does someone constantly shove a cigarette/vape in their mouths and still manage to blow up? I thought the point of smoking was *:･ﾟ✧skinni*:･ﾟ✧ so what the fuck is this?
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Ozempic doesn't stop these people from eating themselves to death, cigarettes have no chance
 
Agoodpotroast said:
PL, I have a relative that had cold sores. "Had" being the word of focus. They grew out of it. So I def believe Amber has the help. Or a shitty immune system. Probably both
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You dont "grow out of it" it stays dormant unless theres an immunity issue like stress or a cold.

CatsCage said:
She is most definitely +600lbs View attachment 8851195
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Emily is doing her job spectacularly. Shes "with" amber far the fuck away from her and can just visit amber like a fetish petting zoo while going back to her house and doing whatever whenever. Emilys just gotten better at cheating/gooning and with amber distracted by the lcu she doesnt have time to scour the internet stalking emily and making sure her fuckboy "girlfriend" isnt cheating. Emily can see her once a year and keep reassuring her that shes beautiful just the way she is and amber will happily pack on the pounds. As long as she intermittently loses 2 pounds it doesnt matter that she gains 50 in 5 months shes focusing on the positive like she always has.
 
Alr "temporary" demotion.

Basically somebody triggered her in her little chat thingy VC. The real amberlynn came out and wanted to get this person who triggered her fired from their actual job in real life.

Enter Daddy KeemBucks. When Keem, called her out on it, she admitted it while simultaneously also calling out other people's things - well glass does this, glass does that, everybody else does this... I'm so tired of you playing favorites. I haven't seen him coddle anyone toddler in a day care style but her.

Deflection lynn. If you taking accountability has anything to do with pointing out something someone else did or has done, it means you are not taking accountability at all. This is something most people grow out of when they learn to be responsible adults. Try again to tell us this is just a character "baby girl". I think you are playing the character of Amber Lynn Reid- Massive manipulative lying bully just like every other minute of your SEVEN hundred pound life.
 
Even more 8008135 said:
That's not her ass, that's her shelf of lower back fat. Ambo has a massive (heh) case of frog ass.

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All that fat, yet no ass or boobs... the fat distribution made sure she's just as ugly on the outside as the inside. Poetic divine justice. No wonder she's got a major case of body dismorphia and hides behind makeup and delulu... at this point it's her brain running on pure survival instinct. reminder that this is what turns emily on
 
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